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Old 05.14.2007, 08:25 AM   #61
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thankfully i have never kissed anyone with a mouth full of jizz.
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Old 05.14.2007, 08:37 AM   #62
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kissing someone while they're having their mouth full of jizz would even be more gross. especially if it's someone else's jizz!
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Old 05.14.2007, 08:40 AM   #63
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Old 05.14.2007, 08:47 AM   #64
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Smelly, have you ever been fist-fucked?

Nope. Not one of my turn-ons, young man. Why, you offering?
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:19 PM   #65
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i've fisted a girl
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:34 PM   #66
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:37 PM   #67
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:38 PM   #68
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Nope. Not one of my turn-ons, young man. Why, you offering?
I can't imagine anything going up my sacred anus, let alone sombody else's.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:47 PM   #69
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If a girl is gonna suck you off and has your love juice in her mouth and on her lips and you kiss her yeah yeah
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:48 PM   #70
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Why use your hand, when you were born with a mouth?

Agreed.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:49 PM   #71
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I always wondered about people fisting giorls. either they have small ass hands or the girls vagina is just tooo big!! I mean, what's the point?
if a lady likes it and it makes her cum I guess, but it looks terribe and just plain grosses me out.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:53 PM   #72
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if anybody would try ti put his fist into my vagina i'd drub him and break his fucking arm
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:53 PM   #73
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I can't imagine anything going up my sacred anus, let alone sombody else's.

Ah I always thought you were a bottom. Anyways, I could never swallow, i just gag, my ex used to do that all the time. I did do it once sucessfully.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:55 PM   #74
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Ah I always thought you were a bottom. Anyways, I could never swallow, i just gag, my ex used to do that all the time. I did do it once sucessfully.

Sex with me is like having sex with a serial killer obesessed with hygene. No coming into each other's mouth and no butt penetration.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:57 PM   #75
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well i have thinner than usual hands for a male. anyway, when ui did it i was fingering my ex and i just thought i wonder how many fingers i can get in, i got to four and there was still a bit of give so i thought why not try and see if i can get my fist in, anbd i did, she had no idea i'd done it until i told her to look sdown. she loved it though, she came about 3 times in five minutes. also it didn't stretch her out or anything like that, it felt like normal when i fucked her afterwards.
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:57 PM   #76
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Sex with me is like having sex with a serial killer obesessed with hygene. No coming into each other's mouth and no butt penetration.

So basically you are a vouyer? You mean no penetration in you, or you penetrating the other person? Or both?
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:58 PM   #77
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for the record, have voted here as if question was refering to girls also.

s.u. = shut up?
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Old 05.14.2007, 12:58 PM   #78
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female ejaculation.
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Old 05.14.2007, 01:00 PM   #79
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Sex with me is like having sex with a serial killer obesessed with hygene. No coming into each other's mouth and no butt penetration.

got frot?

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Old 05.14.2007, 01:01 PM   #80
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So basically you are a vouyer? You mean no penetration in you, or you penetrating the other person? Or both?
Why not penetrating each other or not coming into each other's mouth mean that i am a voyeur?
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