Periods suck. - Page 4

ploesj · 01.30.2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thank you! false etymologies drive me nuts. such as american feminists complaining of the word "history" has the "prefix" (!!!) "his"-- oyyyy!!!!

happy cramps, ladies.

may i suggest a bit reflexology? works well on my victims.

ps- agh, i suggested that already, ages ago. o well.

i never thought i'd say this, but knowing latin can be useful sometimes.

Lurker · 01.30.2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

ive missed my last two periods due to stress/anxiety according to my doctor, i seriously need to kill out a bit.

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Originally Posted by jon boy

is that kill or chill? i could understand the kill part.

Freudian finger slip

akprodr · 01.30.2009, 07:34 PM

But do they swallow?

gualbert · 01.30.2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Talking of which, has anyone made a record based on menstrual cycle patterns etc?

There was a band named Yeastie Girls, who used to "play" indie-a cappella-rap music, and all their lyrics were about tampon, cunts, female anatomy, in the name of anarchy and people emancipation..
Awful.

cars_willkillyou · 01.31.2009, 09:33 AM

red wings:

who's got em?

jon boy · 01.31.2009, 12:21 PM

i dont know what all these women are moaning about ther are only bleeding out of their genitals for gods sake.

ploesj · 01.31.2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i dont know what all these women are moaning about ther are only bleeding out of their genitals for gods sake.

it hurts like hell.

think of the feel of having a hanfull of rusty nails turning around in your lower back and you are close.

akprodr · 01.31.2009, 04:50 PM

My ex-wife found that pot helped with the cramps.

deadrockstar · 01.31.2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr

My ex-wife found that pot helped with the cramps.

I find that pot helps me with my ex-wife. These things are circular.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.31.2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Gool ol Minor Threat agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm8BiwomVFc

Great live version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pA9RhdnwWA

akprodr · 01.31.2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by deadrockstar

I find that pot helps me with my ex-wife. These things are circular.

I get along with her much better now that she is my ex. And 5000 miles away.

GeneticKiss · 01.31.2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i dont know what all these women are moaning about ther are only bleeding out of their genitals for gods sake.

Guys who say women are whining needlessly about their periods are just asking for it.

MellySingsDoom · 02.01.2009, 05:30 AM

Nefeli - hey, just remembered...didn't Maurizio Bianchi/MB do an album called "Menses"?...just done a search, and he did! It be here: http://sickness-abounds.blogspot.com...o-bianchi.html

phoenix · 02.01.2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

it hurts like hell.

think of the feel of having a hanfull of rusty nails turning around in your lower back and you are close.

I always suggested to my male friends the experience of getting into a bath full of water, pulling the plug, laying there and not moving until all the bath water had drained out. The return to normal resistance after the weightless feeling in water gives an idea of the feeling I get.. you just have to imagine it internalised.

plus some stabbing pain akin to minor/major (depending on the month) food poisoning in the uterus area.

ploesj · 02.01.2009, 05:38 PM

i once heard from a coworker in the costume shop that she asked her boyfriend to stand on her stomach. he was pretty heavy and the weight would ease the pain and make the blood... flow easier.

that's what you get when you do a summer job in a sewing atelier with fifteen women.

PAULYBEE2656 · 02.02.2009, 10:50 AM

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!@#$%! · 02.02.2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

thank you dear.
i didnt believe it really includes the word men. i was rather ironic and was making a frustrating remark with that. maybe like those feminists, !@#$%! said.

ha ha-- it's not your fault. look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herstory

anyway, i hope you're pain-free again!

akprodr · 02.24.2009, 09:57 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/24/he...html?th&emc=th

floatingslowly · 02.24.2009, 10:22 AM

speaking of sucking periods...

an acquaintance of the wife goes by the name The Applicator. it's a self-advertising gimmick to get what he likes, and what he likes is, orally servicing menstrating women.

not exactly my cup o' tea, but I figured this would be a good thread to mention it.

!@#$%! · 02.24.2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

speaking of sucking periods...

an acquaintance of the wife goes by the name The Applicator. it's a self-advertising gimmick to get what he likes, and what he likes is, orally servicing menstrating women.

not exactly my cup o' tea, but I figured this would be a good thread to mention it.

that's low grade vampirism. i like my blood FRESH, not semi-decomposed, but to each their own.

maybe he just can't afford a good steak.

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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i once heard from a coworker in the costume shop that she asked her boyfriend to stand on her stomach. he was pretty heavy and the weight would ease the pain and make the blood... flow easier. that's what you get when you do a summer job in a sewing atelier with fifteen women. __________________ blog flickr
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