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Old 05.22.2008, 12:11 PM   #61
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ahhh! pubic lice!

 


you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!



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Old 05.22.2008, 12:13 PM   #62
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i can't get them

it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:16 PM   #63
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it grows back, you know? unless you're prepubescent-- in which case you shouldn't be discussing such things in the internet.
and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:19 PM   #64
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and it comes right back off again

i do not roll with the bush. under any circumstance.

not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:21 PM   #65
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not to get coarse here, but i've found that shaved bush gets prickly fast-- and looks strange-- whereas a nice fuzzy yummy juice-soaked muff is just delicious

of course different people have different tastes so whatever works, right?
WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:25 PM   #66
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Interesting change of course.
I once shaved my balls, but I'm NEVER going to do it again. Waxing would probably tear my testicles off.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:28 PM   #67
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WAX, bitch. you can get this shit that stops the hair from growing back too and it lasts like two months.
shaving is disgusting.

even then, i dont like the bald pussy as much as the furry one.

i was just doing a googling & found this shit

"Your body produces scents, called pheremones, that are designed to make you sexually attractive to others. Hair in the pubic area, as well as underarm hair, captures and spreads those erotic scents.

There are also other theories about the purpose of pubic hair. Some people think it's just there for looks — to increase sexual attractiveness — while others believe it helps protect against infection. Dr. Stephen Juan, author of The Odd Body, has another theory: "Pubic hair reduces friction during body movement and makes it less likely to get skin irritation.""

less friction + more odor = sweeeeetttttttttt

but to each their own! seriously. some people are more visual, some more tactile, some are led by their noses, etc.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:30 PM   #68
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so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:33 PM   #69
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i know a couple who both shave their regions bald and they say it improves sex significantly
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:34 PM   #70
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i think i would be really freaked out if a guy did it. maybe not so much freaked out as surprised. it seems a bit off.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:35 PM   #71
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surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:35 PM   #72
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so you want me to grow out my armpit hairs like patti smith too?

hair on my head and my eyebrows is all i need, thank you

you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:40 PM   #73
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surely the most important thing is to feel comfortable with yourself. you're never gonna enjoy sex if you feel unatractive or silly or whatever.

exactly-- awesome post

and welcome back to this silly board!
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:43 PM   #74
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you???

why would i want you to do anything like that? yuuu crazeeeee ha ha ha.

what you do w/ your body is your business and maybe mr. cantankerous will have requests, but why would i do that?

on a related note though, i read in some book that germans get turned on w/ women armpit. so if you ever get a german boyfriend he might ask you for that-- ha ha.

haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:45 PM   #75
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:48 PM   #76
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haha calm doewn, i was joking

i love germans. but they're weird. which is why i love them.

wow, with the metion of germans, there's an opportunity to get this thread back to the subject of "holocaust deniers", but i'm going to say no. once i had a thing with a german girl and she was wonderful.
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Old 05.22.2008, 12:48 PM   #77
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cantankerous: you talking about Sugaring???
no. waxing.


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Old 05.22.2008, 01:27 PM   #78
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Oh.

Well, past girlfriends were into the sugaring thing
They claimed it was much better than wax
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lucky pubic mound....
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