[demonrail666]

If sex is so great, why do people keep moaning all the way through it?

[✌➬]

Because animals are masochist.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'm not square, i just think PDA is gross

by the way i'm saying this stone cold sober

talk to me after 8 shots and i would probably have a completely different outlook

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

by the way i'm saying this stone cold sober

Christ. The thought of posting here sober terrifies me. To think i might end up saying something significant and insightful frankly gives me the chills.

[✌➬]

I am here sober, why be here drunk?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

I am here sober, why be here drunk?

no shit

i don't even feel like drinking hardly

[✌➬]

How are you cantanky? Where are you in the world today?

[Cantankerous]

i'm ok i guess
could be better
in france
but i really really really want to go home

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

in france
but i really really really want to go home

That's France for ya.

[Cantankerous]

i'm just sick of being gone, i've been gone for almost 2 months

[✌➬]

Well hope you get to go home soon. However, hope you are having fun.

[Cantankerous]

i'm not really having that much fun

i mean i'm supposed to go to berlin in like a week and i don't even feel like it

[acousticrock87]

That's like the fifth time you've mentioned wanting to go home. It's actually getting kind of sad. Homesickness (or whatever you might want to semanticize it as) is terrible. Are you going back home any time soon?

As for posting here drunk, I think I've done it like twice. It's not very fun, as far as I can remember. There are other things I'd rather be doing when my inhibitions are down.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'm not really having that much fun

i mean i'm supposed to go to berlin in like a week and i don't even feel like it

I can understand that. Travelling the way you have done is an exhausting thing, and places begin to bleed into one another after a while. Berlin is a wonderful city but maybe you should think of cutting your trip short and going there at a later date. It'd be a shame to cloud your view of such a great city through exhaustion. You have a whole lifetime to visit these places. No need to rush through them all now.

[viewtiful_alan]

Showed up pretty high, got us kicked out of the movie theater for yelling...Then I fell down laughing while outside.... we went out for three months... XD

[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

Showed up pretty high, got us kicked out of the movie theater for yelling...Then I fell down laughing while outside.... we went out for three months... XD

That sounds like an awesome first date.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I can understand that. Travelling the way you have done is an exhausting thing, and places begin to bleed into one another after a while. Berlin is a wonderful city but maybe you should think of cutting your trip short and going there at a later date. It'd be a shame to cloud your view of such a great city through exhaustion. You have a whole lifetime to visit these places. No need to rush through them all now.

you've got a point

i miss my kitties (aka my children)
and my friends
and all my instruments

[viewtiful_alan]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

That sounds like an awesome first date.

Haha it was, until her dad came outside to meet me.... XD

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it's just like, why do people feel the need to shove their tongues down each other's throat while i'm eating or something? i had a bunch of people over in my empty apartment a couple months ago, like a party sort of, i just had rugs everywhere and like candles and guitars and shit, a hippie party sort of, and my one friend and her boyfriend were practically getting it on RIGHT THERE. come on! i don't need to see that shit! the most i will ever o around other people is sit on his lap or something, nothing gross.

I hope you kicked mister "I wanna get it on now" in the cock. Stupid twat.

I HATE public snogging! I find it really horrible and about as "intimate" as a night with Paris fucking Hilton. I don't mind guys kissing in gay bars (we're allowed ), but people trying to dry hump each other in "normal" bars is gross.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'm not square, i just think PDA is gross

I'm going to refer to public snoggers as "PDAphiles" from now on.

Do I send the "ideas royalty" cheque to the usual address, Cantanky?