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!@#$%! · 02.15.2008, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

one time i ate three sugarcubes

these sugarcubes?

i'll eat the one with the sweet cheekbones

girlgun · 02.15.2008, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RdTv

One time I wrote a book. It was almost 250 pages. It was decent. It made me feel a variety of emotions. Then, one time I woke up in the middle of the night read the whoel thing straight through and deleted it. I hated that book.

god. That's so sad.

girlgun · 02.15.2008, 02:02 AM

one time... Might have been tonight...I ended up talking to a sad man who had a bad case of post traumatic stress from working x-ray in a trauma center. He bought me beers though. I might have played gay chippendale bar computer games and left my friends full name as the top score.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.15.2008, 05:19 AM

salopet?

m1rr0r dash · 02.15.2008, 05:26 AM

i thought you were using some franch slang based on salope ... my vocab for clothing was obviously never as good as my cussing vocab.

pbradley · 02.15.2008, 05:39 AM

One time, when I was the photography editor of my senior year high school yearbook, I was using the computer that stored all the finished data of the yearbook and it froze. The teacher/yearbook adviser told us to never force power down the computer if this happened but since I was a cocky bastard I did it anyway. The teacher and a computer tech took the rest of the day trying to restore the data, which they finally did.

I kind of wish it was deleted because, one, instant high school infamy and, two, because I was only in that class because my school canceled their photography course.

su x* · 02.15.2008, 07:16 AM

go back and torch it,
you will be popular.

pbradley · 02.15.2008, 07:42 AM

I have no real desire to approach it or any yearbooks. I hate yearbooks. Waste of paper and attention.

gmku · 02.15.2008, 08:10 AM

One time my friend, the same Danny Brown as above, over recess in 5th grade double-dog dared me to run after him and pretend like I wanted to kiss him, and I refused at first, and then he called me chicken, and because I hated being called chicken, I took him up on it--and then when we got back inside, he went to the teacher and told him what I had done, and the teacher got this very concerned look on his face, and--in front of the entire class--gave me a very stern lecture about how in this society men don't go around kissing other men.

Danny Brown, wherever you are, I hope you're a happy and well-adjusted man.

Rob Instigator · 02.15.2008, 09:46 AM

never ever argue with a beam of light.

floatingslowly · 02.15.2008, 09:54 AM

good advice. in my experience, they are never wrong.

girlgun · 02.15.2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

overalls! for some reason i thought they were an american thing!

atsonicpark · 02.15.2008, 11:26 AM

One time when I was 14, I got a blowjob at Lowes.

We snuck in between two aisles and were surrounded by doors and windows and shit.

!@#$%! · 02.15.2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

One time when I was 14, I got a blowjob at Lowes.

We snuck in between two aisles and were surrounded by doors and windows and shit.

was it this guy?

pbradley · 02.15.2008, 11:57 AM

Lowe's

Let's build something together.

Rob Instigator · 02.15.2008, 12:16 PM

One Time I was walking around a bayou in Hosuton, around age 13, and I found a hardcore porno magazine in the bushes. I choked the chicken out in the middle of nature for all of jeebus' creatures to see.

Everyneurotic · 02.15.2008, 12:16 PM

one time i almost got arrested for drinking in public but argued my way out of it while being drunk as shit.

that one time was last night.

fluxequalsrad · 02.15.2008, 12:34 PM

one time when I was 17/18 I got a bj in tech class in the room that stores some rarely used equipment.

one time when I was 17 I got hammered at work (grocery store) and threw knives in the cooler.

one time, (now) I can't remember doing anything cool ever.

Trasher02 · 02.15.2008, 02:42 PM

One time I got so drunk I passed out and fell asleep on the bar. Woke up the next morning and noticed I was the only one in the entire building. I had crawl over a large fence to get out. People were looking at me like I was some kind of junkie who just robbed the entire place. Pretty embarrassing

atsonicpark · 02.15.2008, 03:23 PM

One time I was tripping and I saw various little angel versions of me flying around and cutting heads off of other angels.

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	one time... Might have been tonight...I ended up talking to a sad man who had a bad case of post traumatic stress from working x-ray in a trauma center. He bought me beers though. I might have played gay chippendale bar computer games and left my friends full name as the top score.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	salopet? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.15.2008, 05:26 AM	#65
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	i thought you were using some franch slang based on salope ... my vocab for clothing was obviously never as good as my cussing vocab. __________________
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02.15.2008, 05:39 AM	#66
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	One time, when I was the photography editor of my senior year high school yearbook, I was using the computer that stored all the finished data of the yearbook and it froze. The teacher/yearbook adviser told us to never force power down the computer if this happened but since I was a cocky bastard I did it anyway. The teacher and a computer tech took the rest of the day trying to restore the data, which they finally did. I kind of wish it was deleted because, one, instant high school infamy and, two, because I was only in that class because my school canceled their photography course.
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02.15.2008, 07:16 AM	#67
su x* bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: lee's wardrobe Posts: 202	go back and torch it, you will be popular.
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02.15.2008, 07:42 AM	#68
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I have no real desire to approach it or any yearbooks. I hate yearbooks. Waste of paper and attention.
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02.15.2008, 08:10 AM	#69
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	One time my friend, the same Danny Brown as above, over recess in 5th grade double-dog dared me to run after him and pretend like I wanted to kiss him, and I refused at first, and then he called me chicken, and because I hated being called chicken, I took him up on it--and then when we got back inside, he went to the teacher and told him what I had done, and the teacher got this very concerned look on his face, and--in front of the entire class--gave me a very stern lecture about how in this society men don't go around kissing other men. Danny Brown, wherever you are, I hope you're a happy and well-adjusted man. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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02.15.2008, 09:46 AM	#70
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	never ever argue with a beam of light. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.15.2008, 09:54 AM	#71
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	good advice. in my experience, they are never wrong.
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02.15.2008, 11:26 AM	#73
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	One time when I was 14, I got a blowjob at Lowes. We snuck in between two aisles and were surrounded by doors and windows and shit. __________________
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02.15.2008, 11:57 AM	#75
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Lowe's Let's build something together.
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02.15.2008, 12:16 PM	#76
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	One Time I was walking around a bayou in Hosuton, around age 13, and I found a hardcore porno magazine in the bushes. I choked the chicken out in the middle of nature for all of jeebus' creatures to see. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.15.2008, 12:16 PM	#77
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	one time i almost got arrested for drinking in public but argued my way out of it while being drunk as shit. that one time was last night. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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02.15.2008, 12:34 PM	#78
fluxequalsrad stalker Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 442	one time when I was 17/18 I got a bj in tech class in the room that stores some rarely used equipment. one time when I was 17 I got hammered at work (grocery store) and threw knives in the cooler. one time, (now) I can't remember doing anything cool ever.
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02.15.2008, 02:42 PM	#79
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	One time I got so drunk I passed out and fell asleep on the bar. Woke up the next morning and noticed I was the only one in the entire building. I had crawl over a large fence to get out. People were looking at me like I was some kind of junkie who just robbed the entire place. Pretty embarrassing __________________ 666
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02.15.2008, 03:23 PM	#80
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	One time I was tripping and I saw various little angel versions of me flying around and cutting heads off of other angels. __________________
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