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04.22.2009, 06:46 AM
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stalker
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ocean Grove, Australia
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First time in ages.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: haya You: doon dun don doon dun dee do Stranger: ok Stranger: ye what you on You: click click bloody click Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeedddddddd You: to far mate You: to fucking far cunt Stranger: na m8t its no Stranger: nai dib jaevel Stranger: din* You: it fucking is you low life druggo sunt Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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god damn, shit the bed!
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04.22.2009, 06:52 AM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: the future where it's hot and dark
Posts: 5,926
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my connection imploded?
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04.22.2009, 11:53 AM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
Posts: 12,265
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You: i'm going to send you a provactive message Stranger: ok Stranger: going on You: shut up, i'm concentrating Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04.22.2009, 06:12 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy You: what? You: you type really slow Stranger: No Stranger: I don't You: rreeeeeaaaaaallllllly yyyyy ssllllllowoowwww Stranger: I just wasn't here You: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04.22.2009, 06:17 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,623
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Stranger: Hello You: AHOY You: WHAT ARE THE HAPS MY FRIEND Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04.22.2009, 06:34 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
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i haven't had this much fun on the internet since it was invented
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04.22.2009, 06:50 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,623
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello You: AHOY Stranger: Sailor? You: SAILIN SMOOTH MAN, FEELS GOOD You: HOW ARE YOU Stranger: So its hard for me to ask a location You: I WOULD GUESS SO Stranger: good thanks and you not sea sick or anything You: OH MAN NO WAY, I LOVE THIS SHIT You: ARE YOU ON DRY LAND Stranger: lol on a cruise? Stranger: yes You: NAW JUST EXPLORING THE SEVEN SEAS, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO You: AH WHAT CONTINENT ARE YOU ON Stranger: Australia You: OCEANIA OR SOMETHING RIGHT Stranger: what about you asl? Stranger: yes You: 25 / M / I AM IN A BOAT ON THE SEA You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASL MY FRIEND HA HA Stranger: Which part Stranger: 17 male Australia You: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE INDIAN OCEAN You: NO PIRATES THOUGH MAN DON'T WORRY HA HA Stranger: Off the coast of Africa? You: YES AND ALSO INDIA Stranger: yer I rekon You: HOW IS AUSTRALIA GOING FOR YOU THEN Stranger: Good Stranger: ... You: ITS WINTER THERE RIGHT You: CRAZY HEMISPHERE YOU GOT DOWN THERE Stranger: Its winter for you as well You: I AM ALWAYS MOVING THOUGH MAN You: THE SEA KNOWS NO SEASON Stranger: you are in thesame hemisphere as me if you are in the Indian Ocean You: UHUH Stranger: hmmm You: YOU DON'T REALLY GET WINTER ON THE SEA THOUGH MAN You: ITS JUST PRETTY WINDY Stranger: Yes you do the sea is still part of a hemishere it gets a season You: UM Stranger: and the wind is temperised You: I THINK I WOULD KNOW You: JUST SAYIN Stranger: True but what you say is wrong Stranger: Na sorry I am geologist sorry get carried away You: OH I SEE Stranger: I think your caps lock is on You: YOU GEOLOGISTS HA HA You: ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHIN You: OH YEAH IT IS Stranger: Not like an Indianna Jones geologist Stranger: I wish havent got any money to travel You: OH THATS DISAPPOINTING I SUPPOSE THERE IS STILL TIME THOUGH You: YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG MAN Stranger: You could say that although18 in like a few days You: AH COOL COOL You: THE RAVAGES OF PUBERTY LEAVE NO-ONE UNSCATHED Stranger: Looking forward to that You: YEAH I REMEMBER MY 18TH BIRTHDAY MAN You: HAPPY TIMES You: I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU MAN Stranger: Okay your wierding me out now.... You: HA HA SORRY MAN DIDN'T MEAN TO You: JUST GET SO LONELY OUT HERE MAN You: I FORGET WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE Stranger: So a sea man must have some secrets if he needs to always escape something..... Stranger: Whats yours? Stranger: It is fine You: I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ANYTHING MAN You: BUT I AM SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING Stranger: ie? You: ITS PRETTY DEEP AND COMPLICATED MAN Stranger: Arnt we all searching for something riches love good health? Stranger: I can go deep You: SCUBA STYLE DEEP You: OH YOU KNOW JUST SEARCHING FOR MY TRUE LOVE MAN Stranger: And I am also calculating when I want to be You: WHAT Stranger: I skin dive deep Stranger: like snorkell Stranger: What do you mean what? You: I AM AFRAID I AM LOST IN THIS METAPHOR You: BUT ITS OKAY MAN HA HA Stranger: Sorry Stranger: Im confusing sometimes I know Stranger: So true love on the ocean You: OH MAN DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT You: AND YEAH TRUE LOVE ON THE OCEAN You: WELL NOT REALY You: REALLY Stranger: Let me guess got to find her first...... You: I OFTEN STAY ON DRY LAND FOR A FEW WEEKS You: YEAH You: SO I AM LOOKING EVERYWHERE You: SHE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH MAN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES You: SHE MIGHT EVEN BE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA CRAZY Stranger: Quiet a journey, one most of us take however long or short....Lets just say mines almost as hard as yours.... You: I LIKE THIS METAPHOR OF THIS JOURNEY TO LOVE Stranger: True love I mean as a journey sorry did it again You: AND YES THEY ARE ALL HARD IN DIFFERENT WAYS You: OH NO I UNDERSTAND YOU MAN You: VERY BEAUTIFUL WAY OF PUTTING IT You: YOU THERE BRO? Stranger: Thanks my true love I know where she is but I cant get to her If you know what I mean. She is in Europe Im here in Australia only like a few thousand kilometeres between us You: OH MAN THAT BLOWS You: BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS YET Stranger: I also think a plane ticket would be more convient than a ocean adventure You: HA HA YES You: I JUST LIKE BOATS Stranger: I do not mind them if they are sea worthy but all the boats Ive been on for diving like are ready to sink You: OH YEAH SOME BOATS ARE PRETTY LAME You: THE ONE I AM CURRENTLY ON IS VERY SAFE THOUGH You: IT IS CALLED PERSEPHONE Stranger: oh nice Stranger: Did you name it? You: NAH I'M ONLY WORKING COMMUNICATIONS, RADAR, SHIT LIKE THAT, PRETTY BORING BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS You: BUT YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR THAT GIRL ASAP Stranger: What I was thinking was..... Stranger: Being in my 2nd last year at school I can still use the exchange program to go into Uni overseas for free You: WOW YEAH COOL IDEA You: WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE IN Stranger: however its not that easy there are still cost to it and we are still so young she is in England so they do speak english but if we dont make it out it will be disaster I will be stuck in Europe broke.... You: AH DANG Stranger: We have known each other net wise for some time 4 years now I think You: LUCKILY THE IMMIGRATION RULES IN ENGLAND ARE REALLY LAX, SO YOU COULD GET IN THERE PRETTY EASILY THROUGH SOME VISA LOOPHOLE OR ANOTHER You: PLACE IS FULL OF AUSTRALIANS MAN Stranger: Internatinal phone calls are expensive we did buy webcams and go on that all the time You: AH THATS GOOD MAN Stranger: Yer I know thats my ticket in You: WELL LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY Stranger: Try getting into Japan... You: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THE WORLD SEEMED REALLY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET ANYWHERE MAN You: BUT ITS REALLY PRETTY SMALL Stranger: Metaphorically it is I mean if it was small enough I would walk across the sreet to her and hold her for the first time You: AH MAN THAT DAY WILL COME DON'T WORRY You: WHATS YOUR GIRLS NAME MAN Stranger: Michelle You: AH THATS SWEET MAN You: WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ANYWAY You: I HAVE TO GO NOW Stranger: Hopefully that day will come its lame and all but I can tell you its not like you will tell anyone but we have saved ourselves for each other You: AH THATS BEAUTIFUL MAN Stranger: Alright stay safe on the seas You: THANKS MAN STAY SAFE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA You: KEEP THE FAITH You have disconnected. |
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04.22.2009, 08:42 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,784
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geez.
hahaha
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04.22.2009, 08:56 PM
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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,041
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi Stranger: fuck u You: you wanna? Stranger: u boy or girl You: *puts on his robe an wizard hat* You: anything you want babe Stranger: i got a dick You: same. Want me to shove my dick in yours? it feels awesome Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04.22.2009, 09:08 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
Posts: 10,621
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sometimes I like waiting them out without replying
it's as passive aggressive as a coma! |
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04.22.2009, 10:04 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Location: On
Posts: 7,380
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: asl? You: Oh, no, no no. Stranger: hum? You: Ask something better. Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: i am from brazil You: Canada, right? Stranger: and you? Stranger: ow nice Stranger: how old are you? You: Almost legal, maaaaan. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04.23.2009, 08:30 AM
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invito al cielo
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get back in my life Stephen
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04.23.2009, 10:19 AM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,308
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Stranger: heey
You: mum? Stranger: no You: dad? Stranger: i'm your father You: what's your name? Stranger: jesse Stranger: yours? You: you're not my dad you liar! Stranger: ohmygod |
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04.24.2009, 01:45 PM
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invito al cielo
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Location: On
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04.24.2009, 03:55 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
Posts: 11,537
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04.24.2009, 04:02 PM
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invito al cielo
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04.24.2009, 04:03 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
Posts: 7,492
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04.24.2009, 04:04 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
Posts: 7,492
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy? You: robot Stranger: deutscher? You: robot Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04.24.2009, 04:07 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,165
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me: HOW DARE YOU.
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04.24.2009, 04:24 PM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
Posts: 27,974
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You: 1 2 three and to tha 4
Stranger: suck me dick Stranger: waaa You: are you the wizard with the pencil eraser cock at coachella tase!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YES You: I knew it. Your magick did nothing to stop the fat rent-a-cop Stranger: i know  You: fucking bastards You: oh well You have disconnected.
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