[dale_gribble]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

let us know your thoughts when you're 50 and single.

i'll be insane and homeless by then if not dead.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by dale_gribble

i'll be insane and homeless by then if not dead.

oh, then by all means fire up those rockets and shoot into the darkness!

a crack pipe helps, too.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you're trying to give her a good reason to destroy her shoes, don't you?

Aren't you?

[Keeping It Simple]

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

[Rob Instigator]

I don;t think this is what everyone was asking you for, satan.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Aren't you?

oh no, i'm already married and not looking for anyone else to throw shoes at me. can you imagine being cornered by a shoe machine-gun? the horror... the horror...

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

Ugh honestly just fuck off. If you are actually serious when you say things like that then you're just a horrible human being and I'd appreciate it if you didn't show your face around here. Thank you.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Derek

Ugh honestly just fuck off. If you are actually serious when you say things like that then you're just a horrible human being and I'd appreciate it if you didn't show your face around here. Thank you.

If I'm right, you'll owe me 10 bucks!

[Derek]

How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Derek

How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.

How long have you been a miserable bastard?

[the ikara cult]

KIS doesnt have feelings. It doesnt have much intuition for wit either, but know, this is still the internet, none of this is real anyway.
oh yeah, congratulations Satan.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh no, i'm already married and not looking for anyone else to throw shoes at me. can you imagine being cornered by a shoe machine-gun? the horror... the horror...

I was correcting your grammar...

[atsonicpark]

Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress?

[Satan]

^ lulz no it's a tad bit more tasteful than that.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

oh, i don't know, because you're completely fucking wrong as usual. probably because you're an idiot. it's anyone's guess.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress?

i googled that term, and this came up

 

coincidence? or magical realism?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

I was correcting your grammar...

oooooooh!!!!

fuck yes. totally missed that. fuck speaking eeengleesh as a second language. shit like that happens to me often. i'm terrible with prepositions, for example.

still, one shoe-thrower suffices!

[atsonicpark]

I google "sad little whore jpg's" all the time!

[akprodr]

First, I want a Sasha Gray.

Second, congradulations

Third, does he know you're Satan?

[knox]

i don't believe it has to involve shoe-violence.
i never really hit anyone in my life.
except for throwing a chair on someone who was beating me up at the time.

[Skuj]

Originally Posted by Satan

imma be a wife soon. there you have it. theres your thread.

OMFG you must be Satan.