[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by ploesj

om nom nom nom.

paint them down with paint containing led for extra effect.

we once had an american teacher giving an oil painting class. apparently she's not allowed to teach unless the rooms have a certain ventilation system. you should have seen her face when we told her the windows didn't even open in this classroom. after six hours, every single student and the teacher were... quite high.

sounds like my entire Junior and Senior block painting classes. three times a week, 8am-5pm each day!

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by ploesj

om nom nom nom.

paint them down with paint containing led for extra effect.

we once had an american teacher giving an oil painting class. apparently she's not allowed to teach unless the rooms have a certain ventilation system. you should have seen her face when we told her the windows didn't even open in this classroom. after six hours, every single student and the teacher were... quite high.

Yeah. Both you and phoenix are right on. Tempera paint is not safe to eat. Black tempera smells like rotten eggs. As for lead-based paint, kids used to chew it off windowsills. Suprise! cancer.
And yeah, Van Gogh ate lead-based oils straight from the tube. But I don't consider him a buffoon at all. I think he would've fit right in here on the board! It's just another form of pica(sp).
atsonic, more ideas for yr paintings:
Use boogers.
Yak up a goober.
Tobacco spit from chewers.
Eat corn before taking a crap.

Ugh!

[Rob Instigator]

if you drink 3-4 grape sodas befor eyou go to bed, when you wake up and take a shit, your shit will be BRIGHT GREEN, like goddamn leprechaun green

[atsonicpark]

 

[atsonicpark]

the dyes to make the grape coloring include a weird type of green that sticks to your shit.