whats your stripper name? - Page 3

girlgun · 10.30.2007, 09:40 PM

working out late makes me so hungry. and you don't help.

Savage Clone · 10.30.2007, 09:42 PM

That is hurtful.
I am here to help.

girlgun · 10.30.2007, 09:48 PM

you just want the keys back.

Savage Clone · 10.30.2007, 09:52 PM

Well what am I supposed to do, sleep in this thing?

girlgun · 10.30.2007, 09:53 PM

if i say so.

EMMAh · 10.30.2007, 10:12 PM

Princess Dreamlick

m1rr0r dash · 10.30.2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EMMAh

Princess Dreamlick

nice.

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:20 PM

Sugar Silverjugs

Savage Clone · 10.30.2007, 10:24 PM

Wouldn't "Silverhair" be more apropos?

!@#$%! · 10.30.2007, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Sugar Silverjugs

sounds like a southern name. strangely appropriate.

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:26 PM

Sugar Silverjugs says, "Y'all cum again now, y'hear."

!@#$%! · 10.30.2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Sugar Silverjugs says, "Y'all cum again now, y'hear."

ha ha ha gross. can you do accents in real life?

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:36 PM

Actually, yes. Some. The Southern one is easy for me. Almost too easy. In a few months, I might sound like a mighty fair match for Mr. Andy Griffith. "MMMM-mm. Gooood cracker. Good cracker!"

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:38 PM

Although I'm learning there are different Southern accents. The accent in South Carolina is different from the accent in North Carolina, is different from the accent in Georgia and Alabama.

Oddly, most people I know from Florida don't seem to have an accent.

!@#$%! · 10.30.2007, 10:39 PM

cos they are geriatric transplants from new york?

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:41 PM

Yes. Seriously, I think a good part of Florida's citizenry originates from New York and the Midwest. I know a few people from Iowa and Minnesota who, for reasons unfathomable to me, have retired in Florida.

atari 2600 · 10.30.2007, 10:41 PM

http://www.mikeszine.com/issue4_stripclubgames.htm

Mike's Guide to Strip Clubs
If you're like me, a good lap dance once a week keeps the old juices flowin', so to speak. I spent the last several years dedicating myself to gaining a fuller understanding of this lucrative industry. I have been a patron of the erotic arts for a while, and I would just like to give a little advice to those young gals coming up in the field. Whether you’re a single mom with four kids and no child support or a teenage runaway looking for a quick buck to score some speed at the bus station, the exciting world of erotic dancing can be a lucrative career choice.
Becoming an erotic dancer is a dream for many girls but for those that have the stamina, vision and dedication for the long hours and pole-chaffing routines, there may be a dirty wad of twenties in your future.

The first step to becoming an erotic dancer is choosing a good stage name. Your nom-de-plume, should be exciting, exotic and as any professional dancer will tell you, classy. Names that fall into these categories include fruit, cars and precious stones.

The Fruit Category: Not all fruits make good names for dancer. For instance, who wants some chick named Bananas or Apricot grinding on the old Johnson, not me. Choose a cute name like Cherry or Peaches, and watch the money pour out of your G-string.

The Car Category: Vrrrrooom! Vrrrrooom! Combine a man’s two favorite hobbies -- fast cars and faster women -- and you have a sure-fire winner! The best car names are the really expensive ones like Porsche or Mercedes. Remember to stay away from American brands. While, like me, you may be the proud owner of a Dodge Aries K or Plymouth Sundance these would be poor choices for stage names.

The Precious stones Category: As a general rule the more expensive the stone, the better the stage name. No one will every get sick of names like Diamond, Sapphire, Ruby or Opal.

If you really want to get creative try combining your real name with a defining characteristic. If your name starts with a B you have plenty of choices from Busty Brenda to Belinda BigUns. If your name starts with an M try Mandy Mountains or Misty Mounds. As usual my readers love to play the games that we include in every issue. Here are a few games for those of you that are regulars at the old tittie bar.

Who’s your daddy? This question has been a favorite of strip club customers for generations. Many strippers can easily identify their fathers; however, their own children may find the task a bit more challenging.

Guess what’s in my pocket: This game is fairly easy, but I never get sick of playing it with my favorite lap dancer.

Strip Club Rodeo: As an erotic dancer things can occasionally get a little slow around the old tittie bar. Your customers will always appreciate a little humor with the old bump and grind. Wait till the middle of your next lap dance and then mention these seven little words and see how long your can hold on! “Is that your wife at the door?” Ride 'em Buckaroo!
She’s really into me! This game requires 2-6 balding overweight middle-age men, and an ability to believe in the impossible.

!@#$%! · 10.30.2007, 10:41 PM

on a totally unrelated note, i thought i'd post this

gmku · 10.30.2007, 10:43 PM

Her: Honey, did you just fart?
Him: Just keep smiling, dear.

gmku · 10.30.2007, 11:01 PM

A sales clerk stopped what she was doing and looked up at me: "Are you from Italy?"

"Excuse me?"

"Are you from Italy? You have an accent."

... True freaking story. Dillards, last Saturday afternoon, women's wear.

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	you just want the keys back.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Well what am I supposed to do, sleep in this thing?
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	if i say so.
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Princess Dreamlick __________________
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Sugar Silverjugs __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 10:24 PM	#49
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Wouldn't "Silverhair" be more apropos?
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10.30.2007, 10:26 PM	#51
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Sugar Silverjugs says, "Y'all cum again now, y'hear." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 10:36 PM	#53
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Actually, yes. Some. The Southern one is easy for me. Almost too easy. In a few months, I might sound like a mighty fair match for Mr. Andy Griffith. "MMMM-mm. Gooood cracker. Good cracker!" __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 10:38 PM	#54
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Although I'm learning there are different Southern accents. The accent in South Carolina is different from the accent in North Carolina, is different from the accent in Georgia and Alabama. Oddly, most people I know from Florida don't seem to have an accent. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 10:39 PM	#55
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	cos they are geriatric transplants from new york?
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10.30.2007, 10:41 PM	#56
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Yes. Seriously, I think a good part of Florida's citizenry originates from New York and the Midwest. I know a few people from Iowa and Minnesota who, for reasons unfathomable to me, have retired in Florida. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 10:41 PM	#57
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	http://www.mikeszine.com/issue4_stripclubgames.htm Mike's Guide to Strip Clubs If you're like me, a good lap dance once a week keeps the old juices flowin', so to speak. I spent the last several years dedicating myself to gaining a fuller understanding of this lucrative industry. I have been a patron of the erotic arts for a while, and I would just like to give a little advice to those young gals coming up in the field. Whether you’re a single mom with four kids and no child support or a teenage runaway looking for a quick buck to score some speed at the bus station, the exciting world of erotic dancing can be a lucrative career choice. Becoming an erotic dancer is a dream for many girls but for those that have the stamina, vision and dedication for the long hours and pole-chaffing routines, there may be a dirty wad of twenties in your future. The first step to becoming an erotic dancer is choosing a good stage name. Your nom-de-plume, should be exciting, exotic and as any professional dancer will tell you, classy. Names that fall into these categories include fruit, cars and precious stones. The Fruit Category: Not all fruits make good names for dancer. For instance, who wants some chick named Bananas or Apricot grinding on the old Johnson, not me. Choose a cute name like Cherry or Peaches, and watch the money pour out of your G-string. The Car Category: Vrrrrooom! Vrrrrooom! Combine a man’s two favorite hobbies -- fast cars and faster women -- and you have a sure-fire winner! The best car names are the really expensive ones like Porsche or Mercedes. Remember to stay away from American brands. While, like me, you may be the proud owner of a Dodge Aries K or Plymouth Sundance these would be poor choices for stage names. The Precious stones Category: As a general rule the more expensive the stone, the better the stage name. No one will every get sick of names like Diamond, Sapphire, Ruby or Opal. If you really want to get creative try combining your real name with a defining characteristic. If your name starts with a B you have plenty of choices from Busty Brenda to Belinda BigUns. If your name starts with an M try Mandy Mountains or Misty Mounds. As usual my readers love to play the games that we include in every issue. Here are a few games for those of you that are regulars at the old tittie bar. Who’s your daddy? This question has been a favorite of strip club customers for generations. Many strippers can easily identify their fathers; however, their own children may find the task a bit more challenging. Guess what’s in my pocket: This game is fairly easy, but I never get sick of playing it with my favorite lap dancer. Strip Club Rodeo: As an erotic dancer things can occasionally get a little slow around the old tittie bar. Your customers will always appreciate a little humor with the old bump and grind. Wait till the middle of your next lap dance and then mention these seven little words and see how long your can hold on! “Is that your wife at the door?” Ride 'em Buckaroo! She’s really into me! This game requires 2-6 balding overweight middle-age men, and an ability to believe in the impossible.
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10.30.2007, 10:43 PM	#59
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Her: Honey, did you just fart? Him: Just keep smiling, dear. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.30.2007, 11:01 PM	#60
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	A sales clerk stopped what she was doing and looked up at me: "Are you from Italy?" "Excuse me?" "Are you from Italy? You have an accent." ... True freaking story. Dillards, last Saturday afternoon, women's wear. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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