Sodomy: Blow-jobs and Butt-pokin' - Page 3

Rob Instigator · 07.31.2009, 02:18 PM

can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,.

automatic bzooty · 07.31.2009, 02:22 PM

yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 02:29 PM

oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in.

so...that's like 50% hurt.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 07.31.2009, 03:34 PM

My girlfriend loves gagging on my cock.

Savage Clone · 07.31.2009, 04:39 PM

People really need to relax.

Anngella · 07.31.2009, 04:54 PM

Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.

(however, buttjobs are NOT great)

jerf · 07.31.2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella

Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.

repped for pure truth.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

People really need to relax.

is that a protip?

does it make it hurt less?

I'm asking for purely scientific purposes, of course.

Savage Clone · 07.31.2009, 05:48 PM

Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.

Anngella · 07.31.2009, 05:52 PM

When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella

When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.

yr a fucking amazing poster. do you know that?

it's humbling, really.

Savage Clone · 07.31.2009, 05:57 PM

Well, we now know you can be humbled.
Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 06:12 PM

I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.

amerikangod · 07.31.2009, 07:36 PM

Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly.

artsygrrl · 07.31.2009, 09:02 PM

In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.

jerf · 07.31.2009, 09:09 PM

you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up.

it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles.

artsygrrl · 07.31.2009, 09:10 PM

haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".

artsygrrl · 07.31.2009, 09:40 PM

I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.

floatingslowly · 07.31.2009, 09:43 PM

cue: tubgirl

phoenix · 07.31.2009, 09:44 PM

going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all.

07.31.2009, 02:18 PM	#41
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.31.2009, 02:22 PM	#42
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.
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07.31.2009, 02:29 PM	#43
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in. so...that's like 50% hurt.
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07.31.2009, 03:34 PM	#44
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	My girlfriend loves gagging on my cock.
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07.31.2009, 04:39 PM	#45
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	People really need to relax.
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07.31.2009, 04:54 PM	#46
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude. (however, buttjobs are NOT great) __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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07.31.2009, 05:48 PM	#49
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.
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07.31.2009, 05:52 PM	#50
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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07.31.2009, 05:57 PM	#52
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Well, we now know you can be humbled. Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you.
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07.31.2009, 06:12 PM	#53
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.
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07.31.2009, 07:36 PM	#54
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly. __________________
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07.31.2009, 09:02 PM	#55
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.
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07.31.2009, 09:09 PM	#56
jerf children of satan Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: bay area Posts: 345	you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up. it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles.
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07.31.2009, 09:10 PM	#57
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".
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07.31.2009, 09:40 PM	#58
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.
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07.31.2009, 09:43 PM	#59
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	cue: tubgirl
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07.31.2009, 09:44 PM	#60
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all. __________________ tiny and lost.
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