Did Jabba the Hutt rape princess Leia? - Page 3

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

posting doesn't make you anything, i guess it's the other way around.

i'm not trying to say you're a major deviant, but since you're a self-proclaimed "virgin" (whatever that means, i don't see how the term applies to men), i'm going to hypothesize that the overheated testicular vapors seeking release rise to your brain for lack of a better outlet, and make you start fantasizing about jabba the hut. that's just a hypothesis. but personally, i believe it's pretty damn accurate!

Wondering if Jabba raped Leia does not mean I fantasized about it. I have not had a sexual fantasy that was star wars related since I was 13.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 02:03 PM

And all of those were Sullustan related fantasies. Ooh Sullustans. . .

errr, well not really.

!@#$%! · 05.02.2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Wondering if Jabba raped Leia does not mean I fantasized about it. I have not had a sexual fantasy that was star wars related since I was 13.

ha ha ha-- if you say so

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

You mean Beggars Canyon!

"no bigger than" led to repetition.

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

which character has the funniest haircut in star wars?

that sounds like a matter of personal taste. I'm going to say the Chief Ugnaught.

in other news: "Grand Moff Tarkin" may just have the "coolest" band name in the history of music!

Toilet & Bowels · 05.02.2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

"no bigger than" led to repetition.

that sounds like a matter of personal taste. I'm going to say the Chief Ugnaught.

this is not a matter of personal taste, the correct answer is Crix Madine

he is also the human character with the tallest head

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Oh man, you asked for it now, be ready for yet another narcissitic Synth pic.

You know me well, but I am at school, so this will have to wait for later.

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

this is not a matter of personal taste, the correct answer is Crix Madine

he is also the human character with the tallest head

ok, yeah, I see what you're saying.

you totally win.

MAD RESPECT.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Ok, well if that is porkie, I don't even know what you look like.

Here it is, my pic.

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 02:39 PM

you look angry. and the angle of the shot makes me think that I'm about to get kicked in my head.

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but beware of the dark side. anger....fear.....aggression. the dark side of the Force, are they.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 02:41 PM

Now that I look at it, the room switch, that board has to be on the other side. mmmh...

MellySingsDoom · 05.02.2007, 02:43 PM

I dunno about Jabba raping Leia, but George Lucas raped my senses with this absurdity:

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 02:47 PM

I think that the REAL question for this board should be:

would Jabba REP Princess Leia?

I think he would. I also think we would have to read 1000 threads by Her Highness complaining about the little red box she received.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I also think we would also have to read 1000 threads by Her Highness complaining about the little red box she received.

Don't be talking about Blatherskite when he is not around.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.02.2007, 03:00 PM

do you reckon jabba let salacious crumb have a go at leia?

Tokolosh · 05.02.2007, 03:11 PM

Salacious Crumb is a vanerial disease that Jabba got from Bib Fortuna.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.02.2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Here it is, my pic.

Oh, ok. Now I have a face to your name.

SynthethicalY · 05.02.2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Oh, ok. Now I have a face to your name.

Just remember that I am flesh not synthetic like my name suggests.

Magic Wheel Memory · 05.02.2007, 05:33 PM

Absolutely not! You can tell by her gestures that it was completely consensual.

HECKLER SPRAY · 05.02.2007, 07:13 PM

I think she's sick of Jabba's flabby skin and prefers Chewbacca. No ?

floatingslowly · 05.02.2007, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

I think she's sick of Jabba's flabby skin and prefers Chewbacca. No ?

could be. she looks like she likes it.

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05.02.2007, 02:43 PM	#51
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I dunno about Jabba raping Leia, but George Lucas raped my senses with this absurdity: __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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05.02.2007, 02:47 PM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I think that the REAL question for this board should be: would Jabba REP Princess Leia? I think he would. I also think we would have to read 1000 threads by Her Highness complaining about the little red box she received.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,306	do you reckon jabba let salacious crumb have a go at leia?
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Salacious Crumb is a vanerial disease that Jabba got from Bib Fortuna.
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Magic Wheel Memory the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Nowhere, NJ Posts: 836	Absolutely not! You can tell by her gestures that it was completely consensual.
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HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	I think she's sick of Jabba's flabby skin and prefers Chewbacca. No ? __________________
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