Your 2019 resolutions - Page 3

Diesel · 12.31.2018, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pony

no dickz anywhere near me

You're actually sandwiched between copious amounts of weiner here on the daily. Metaphorically speaking..

pony · 12.31.2018, 09:19 PM

as long as it's not IRL it's okay

virtual dick can't harm me lol

Diesel · 12.31.2018, 10:03 PM

Ah, as you were then. And by you I mean I, but I couldn't say 'as i were' because that's not an idiom. And I wanted to use an idiom... good luck with dick revolution...

So I've got a nasty cold, therefore I'm all pill'd up on Anadin + Codamol - rattling. So hopefully I wake up in the morning. This could be a first resolution, to actually wake up in the morning! To prepare I've just burned an effigy in the back-lane from what remained of last years trash - mostly joke-socks - as instructed. Oh say can ye see by the Auld lang syne.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.31.2018, 10:13 PM

I'm currently getting driven around Detroit.

Wasted off my buns. Drinking bar whiskey and ginger ale rn tryna not puke. These ciggies aren't helping

!@#$%! · 12.31.2018, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I'm currently getting driven around Detroit.

Wasted off my buns. Drinking bar whiskey and ginger ale rn tryna not puke. These ciggies aren't helping

puke! puke out the door!

just roll with it...

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.31.2018, 10:30 PM

I ain't puking lmfao

This ain't my first rodeo, !#$@$@@#$

pony · 12.31.2018, 10:33 PM

puke! you'll feel better!

Savage Clone · 12.31.2018, 10:34 PM

More dicks near me

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.31.2018, 10:53 PM

I pregame real hard.

!@#$%! · 12.31.2018, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I ain't puking lmfao

This ain't my first rodeo, !#$@$@@#$

puking beats blacking out anytime

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.31.2018, 10:53 PM

About to roll up to party dressed as violent j

tw2113 · 12.31.2018, 10:57 PM

I mean, y'all are kinda dicks at times, so wouldn't just logging in to SYG count as surrounding yourself with them?

JK on the insult part.

Diesel · 01.01.2019, 08:04 AM

Update: I didn't wake up in the morning - woke in the afternoon. So that's the first resolution out the window. The year is a failure already. Cheers gies, all the best

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 01.01.2019, 08:55 AM

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 01.01.2019, 09:00 AM

Honestly, unless I'm dense, I might be priming to already cross one of those resolutions off my list

Diesel · 01.01.2019, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

No Pity Claps

A commendable gesture but really, don't torture yourself like that!

Diesel · 01.01.2019, 09:36 AM

I seems I got a new one...
8) Do NOT listen to Insane Common pricks ever, EVER again, If only to live another second.

!@#$%! · 01.01.2019, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Update: I didn't wake up in the morning - woke in the afternoon. So that's the first resolution out the window. The year is a failure already. Cheers gies, all the best

oh, poor you, not being able to go out and gather scraps of wood for heat...

Diesel · 01.01.2019, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh, poor you, not being able to go out and gather scraps of wood for heat...

Are we on the sexual metaphors again? I mean because if it were morning there would've been a strong case for wood. And quite possibly heat - given various different virus' love of wood.

!@#$%! · 01.01.2019, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Are we on the Sexual metaphors again? I mean because if it were morning there would've been a strong case for wood. And quite possibly heat - given various different virus' love of wood.

no i honestly commiserated with you for your incapacitated state and desperate circumstance. i thought that’s was this pity party was about?

12.31.2018, 10:03 PM	#43
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 595	Ah, as you were then. And by you I mean I, but I couldn't say 'as i were' because that's not an idiom. And I wanted to use an idiom... good luck with dick revolution... So I've got a nasty cold, therefore I'm all pill'd up on Anadin + Codamol - rattling. So hopefully I wake up in the morning. This could be a first resolution, to actually wake up in the morning! To prepare I've just burned an effigy in the back-lane from what remained of last years trash - mostly joke-socks - as instructed. Oh say can ye see by the Auld lang syne.
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12.31.2018, 10:13 PM	#44
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I'm currently getting driven around Detroit. Wasted off my buns. Drinking bar whiskey and ginger ale rn tryna not puke. These ciggies aren't helping
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12.31.2018, 10:30 PM	#46
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I ain't puking lmfao This ain't my first rodeo, !#$@$@@#$
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12.31.2018, 10:34 PM	#48
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	More dicks near me
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12.31.2018, 10:53 PM	#49
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I pregame real hard.
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12.31.2018, 10:57 PM	#52
tw2113 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,148	I mean, y'all are kinda dicks at times, so wouldn't just logging in to SYG count as surrounding yourself with them? JK on the insult part. __________________ Shake shake
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01.01.2019, 08:04 AM	#53
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 595	Update: I didn't wake up in the morning - woke in the afternoon. So that's the first resolution out the window. The year is a failure already. Cheers gies, all the best
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01.01.2019, 08:55 AM	#54
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	<deleted>
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01.01.2019, 09:00 AM	#55
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Honestly, unless I'm dense, I might be priming to already cross one of those resolutions off my list
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01.01.2019, 09:36 AM	#57
Diesel the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 595	I seems I got a new one... 8) Do NOT listen to Insane Common pricks ever, EVER again, If only to live another second.
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