[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

A feminist reading of this thread would be fucking brutal. And probably completely justified.

A case of divorce at the tribunal.
Both parents are arguing about who's going to have custody of the child.
The mother says "I've had this little baby in my tummy for nine months, I gave him birth, he's MY baby, he needs to stay with me"
Court is impressed, the judge is almost crying.
The judge asks the father whether he has something to say.
The father: "Look. I'm going to get some Coca Cola from a soda fountain. I put a coin in it; the bottle gets out. Whose Coca Cola is this, the fountain's or mine?"

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Okay so now feminists are allowed to bash me

[Better_Than_You]

That was funny, but you're still an asshole.

[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by SYRFox

A case of divorce at the tribunal.
Both parents are arguing about who's going to have custody of the child.
The mother says "I've had this little baby in my tummy for nine months, I gave him birth, he's MY baby, he needs to stay with me"
Court is impressed, the judge is almost crying.
The judge asks the father whether he has something to say.
The father: "Look. I'm going to get some Coca Cola from a soda fountain. I put a coin in it; the bottle gets out. Whose Coca Cola is this, the fountain's or mine?"

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Okay so now feminists are allowed to bash me

 

thanks 4chan

[greedrex]

^^ yes of course

[joe11121]

Drama queens are the worst!! UGH!

[joe11121]

Sorry if I'm sounding like a complaining bitch/loser etc. I just hate people who feel the need to start up retarded things!

[pbradley]

 

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

I wish guys bled out of their dicks once a month.
And had babies out of their dicks.

So they knew what a hassle having a vagina really is.

I agree with Dave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow

[flophousefloozie]

Originally Posted by ploesj

true. if my little brother was right every time he asks if i'm going to get my period, i'd be bleeding all the time.

I second the comment about immaturity. If she is that young, she might not even be capable of PMS yet, so better that she end your friendship now, before the bear in the cave is awoken.