I know how to get famous - Page 3

SYRFox · 07.24.2008, 10:40 AM

Well, this time, you could also include a carrot you actually stuck in your ass inside every copy?

sobriquet · 07.24.2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.

Surely the answer to this, is to get stoned. Silly Boys and girls. Lets not forget girls.

schizophrenicroom · 07.24.2008, 11:17 AM

i want to be famous for having a celine dion cover band. we're heavy metal.

that is all.

gmku · 07.24.2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Start a stoner rock band. It is the next big thing. All the guitar kiddies are asking in guitar forums how to get that stoner rock sound.

Kids! Just send 19.95 to gmku NOW and I'll show you all my secrets for starting your very own stoner band! You'll be making millions in no time.

But WAIT! Send me your credit card information and you'll get this terry cloth robe--FREE!

Don't WAIT. Send your $19.95 now. Not available in stores.

Rob Instigator · 07.24.2008, 01:06 PM

sludge./stoner metal was HUGE in Houston Texas around 1990-1996.

the recent shit is just boring for the most part.

the new thing will be Tejano Metal. metal shredding with tejano Umpa-Loompa polka tuba beats.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 01:12 PM

my nose itches.

remind not to take 3 hydros.

StevOK · 07.24.2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the new thing will be Tejano Metal. metal shredding with tejano Umpa-Loompa polka tuba beats.

Rob, you have just blown my mind.

Rob Instigator · 07.24.2008, 01:36 PM

From R. Crutch:

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

viewtiful_alan · 07.24.2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

that's what's happening right now, and the whole melodic death metal whatever had it's artisttic heyday from 2001 to 2002.

yeah now they are just scraping the bottom of the barrell, and the vocals areg etting worse and worse...

viewtiful_alan · 07.24.2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

sludge./stoner metal was HUGE in Houston Texas around 1990-1996.

the recent shit is just boring for the most part.

the new thing will be Tejano Metal. metal shredding with tejano Umpa-Loompa polka tuba beats.

man... why did I ahve to be five when the cool stuff happened in Houston...
I hate houston.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.24.2008, 07:02 PM

I'd love to see stoner rock/ sludge metal bands take the scene over.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 07:07 PM

what scene?

✌➬ · 07.24.2008, 07:09 PM

The noise scene.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 07:09 PM

how can stoner rock or sludge take over the "noise" scene? Only noise could take over the noise scene.

✌➬ · 07.24.2008, 07:15 PM

Ugh, forget it.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 07:25 PM

I wish this would take over every scene:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/gce01d

It's a song I did for Robe.... it's all bass, organ, and hum from casette tapes... it kinda sounds like stars of the lid playing doom drone... Terry Riley's in c played by wolf eyes... you know, nothing as cool as I'm saying, but you all should listen to it, it's only like 17mb, it'll make your day. In fact, if you download it and don't like it, I'll laugh.

✌➬ · 07.24.2008, 07:27 PM

I got over noise, but have the urge to listen to it again.

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 07:34 PM

you'd enjoy the link i posted then

✌➬ · 07.24.2008, 07:36 PM

Self-promoter. Have you met Madonna?

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 07:36 PM

no one else will help me promote.

07.24.2008, 10:40 AM	#41
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Well, this time, you could also include a carrot you actually stuck in your ass inside every copy?
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07.24.2008, 11:17 AM	#43
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i want to be famous for having a celine dion cover band. we're heavy metal. that is all. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.24.2008, 01:06 PM	#45
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	sludge./stoner metal was HUGE in Houston Texas around 1990-1996. the recent shit is just boring for the most part. the new thing will be Tejano Metal. metal shredding with tejano Umpa-Loompa polka tuba beats. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.24.2008, 01:12 PM	#46
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	my nose itches. remind not to take 3 hydros. __________________
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07.24.2008, 01:36 PM	#48
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	From R. Crutch: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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07.24.2008, 07:02 PM	#51
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I'd love to see stoner rock/ sludge metal bands take the scene over. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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07.24.2008, 07:07 PM	#52
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	what scene? __________________
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07.24.2008, 07:09 PM	#53
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	The noise scene. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.24.2008, 07:15 PM	#55
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Ugh, forget it. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.24.2008, 07:25 PM	#56
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I wish this would take over every scene: http://www.sendspace.com/file/gce01d It's a song I did for Robe.... it's all bass, organ, and hum from casette tapes... it kinda sounds like stars of the lid playing doom drone... Terry Riley's in c played by wolf eyes... you know, nothing as cool as I'm saying, but you all should listen to it, it's only like 17mb, it'll make your day. In fact, if you download it and don't like it, I'll laugh. __________________
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07.24.2008, 07:27 PM	#57
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I got over noise, but have the urge to listen to it again. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.24.2008, 07:34 PM	#58
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	you'd enjoy the link i posted then __________________
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07.24.2008, 07:36 PM	#59
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Self-promoter. Have you met Madonna? __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.24.2008, 07:36 PM	#60
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	no one else will help me promote. __________________
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