BEYONCE' or SHAKIRA? Quien es mas sexy? - Page 3

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 11:53 PM

Yeah, much better.

Beyonce's face is hideous, to me...

jon boy · 10.15.2009, 12:02 AM

why does shakira look like she is having a seizure or being given tiny electric shocks?

atsonicpark · 10.15.2009, 12:05 AM

Her tits are tiny mountains.

FreshChops · 10.15.2009, 12:16 AM

Both girls are 5-10 years away from being heffer's
Both girls cover about 101 goofy to borderline retarded faces
Both songs are absolute junk
Both videos are cheesy, generic and are 99.9% sex appeal, 0.1% lighting and 00% art
The other two Beyonce girls look like transvestites on steroids
Both videos were good for a laugh

I voted Shakira

Seandi · 10.15.2009, 12:26 AM

Shakira in my face.... you stupid faggotts.

davenotdead · 10.15.2009, 12:55 AM

yes. i am winning this war. shakira's hips don't lie

atsonicpark · 10.15.2009, 01:03 AM

She wolf?

Cuz she's part Native American! I get it!

alteredcourse · 10.15.2009, 01:04 AM

Why isnt rob apart of the vote ?

Glice · 10.15.2009, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Her tits are tiny mountains.

I think you'll find that it's lucky that her breast are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. Ironically, you've just asserted the complete opposite!

I didn't vote, but I like Beyoncé's song better.

atsonicpark · 10.15.2009, 05:50 AM

Sorry, Glice, haven't heard that song since I was like 15 so I misquoted it, big time, for real.

...But, basically, isn't this thread about which one has the better poop-ass?

Glice · 10.15.2009, 06:05 AM

Well, I'll let you off. Which I shouldn't do in my capacity of international chair for the Preservation of not-as-good-in-English Shakira songs: lyrics division [PONAGIESSLD], but I will.

Rob Instigator · 10.15.2009, 09:05 AM

this is fo the sexy.

in today's overly specific fetishization of sex, must admiration of a woman's curves and fine fine bootay automatically mean anal sex? I guess it does to many people, but I do not mean it that way. I just like curves on ladies, and big butts are extremely pleasant to rat a tat tat doggie style.
but I leaves the doodoohole alone!

I cannot decide on my vote though.

I find shakira sexier on an every day level, and have never found beyonce all that attractive, but that video sparkles with sexy. shakira's video, however, sometimes looks like an epileptic seizure, which I guess is cool for dancing but not the sexy.

conflicted.

davenotdead · 10.19.2009, 04:39 PM

how is beyonce still winning?

at least Danzig agrees with me that shakira is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

davenotdead · 10.19.2009, 07:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLXlaTCdirM

ass

Kosako · 10.20.2009, 07:52 AM

No importa quien es más sexy, a cualquiera de las dos le rompería el culo mínimo una hora!!!

chicka · 10.20.2009, 08:53 AM

Shakira > Beyonce -imnsho

Seandi · 10.20.2009, 12:28 PM

both. at the same time.

EVOLghost · 10.20.2009, 02:28 PM

who gives a crap about their music. It's aboot their booty and their hotness

EVOLghost · 10.20.2009, 02:30 PM

though beyonce maybe be better at teh live performance/

Rob Instigator · 10.20.2009, 02:42 PM

beyonce is more manufactured sexy for performance, in general, and shakira is naturally lebanese sexylicious.

watching beyonce give interviews it is like watching a drag queen sometimes. oh well. at least we have her dancing.

View Poll Results: Who is more sexy in these videos, Beyonce or Shakira?
Beyonce - single ladies	17	51.52%
Shakira - she wolf	16	48.48%
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10.15.2009, 12:05 AM	#43
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10.15.2009, 12:16 AM	#44
FreshChops 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 738	Both girls are 5-10 years away from being heffer's Both girls cover about 101 goofy to borderline retarded faces Both songs are absolute junk Both videos are cheesy, generic and are 99.9% sex appeal, 0.1% lighting and 00% art The other two Beyonce girls look like transvestites on steroids Both videos were good for a laugh I voted Shakira
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10.15.2009, 12:26 AM	#45
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	Shakira in my face.... you stupid faggotts.
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10.15.2009, 12:55 AM	#46
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yes. i am winning this war. shakira's hips don't lie __________________
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10.15.2009, 01:03 AM	#47
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	She wolf? Cuz she's part Native American! I get it! __________________
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10.15.2009, 01:04 AM	#48
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10.15.2009, 05:50 AM	#50
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Sorry, Glice, haven't heard that song since I was like 15 so I misquoted it, big time, for real. ...But, basically, isn't this thread about which one has the better poop-ass? __________________
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10.15.2009, 09:05 AM	#52
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,974	this is fo the sexy. in today's overly specific fetishization of sex, must admiration of a woman's curves and fine fine bootay automatically mean anal sex? I guess it does to many people, but I do not mean it that way. I just like curves on ladies, and big butts are extremely pleasant to rat a tat tat doggie style. but I leaves the doodoohole alone! I cannot decide on my vote though. I find shakira sexier on an every day level, and have never found beyonce all that attractive, but that video sparkles with sexy. shakira's video, however, sometimes looks like an epileptic seizure, which I guess is cool for dancing but not the sexy. conflicted. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.19.2009, 04:39 PM	#53
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	how is beyonce still winning? at least Danzig agrees with me that shakira is the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk __________________
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10.19.2009, 07:16 PM	#54
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLXlaTCdirM ass __________________
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10.20.2009, 07:52 AM	#55
Kosako children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 302	No importa quien es más sexy, a cualquiera de las dos le rompería el culo mínimo una hora!!! __________________ http://www.karikatur-cartoon.de/cart...fghanistan.jpg
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10.20.2009, 08:53 AM	#56
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Shakira > Beyonce -imnsho __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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10.20.2009, 12:28 PM	#57
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	both. at the same time.
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10.20.2009, 02:28 PM	#58
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	who gives a crap about their music. It's aboot their booty and their hotness
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10.20.2009, 02:30 PM	#59
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	though beyonce maybe be better at teh live performance/
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10.20.2009, 02:42 PM	#60
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,974	beyonce is more manufactured sexy for performance, in general, and shakira is naturally lebanese sexylicious. watching beyonce give interviews it is like watching a drag queen sometimes. oh well. at least we have her dancing. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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