The SY singles bar. - Page 3

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 06:06 AM

Bill's ok.. He's into young girls...

finding nobody · 10.03.2007, 06:22 AM

I sit at the bar and think about what kind of drink I want to buy.. After a couple of minutes I pull a blunt out and take it straight to the dome. After a couple hits I pass it to the left

_slavo_ · 10.03.2007, 06:39 AM

...I have a hit from a blunt too and say thankyou to Joel.

alyasa · 10.03.2007, 09:26 AM

I sit there, thinking about Erik Satie and what he would do in a situation like this...

ALIEN ANAL · 10.03.2007, 09:30 AM

i walk in cheesed off my ball
sit in a booth and cheese nips
lips lips open slits

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 12:28 PM

I come in disheveled and wearing the same clothes from last night. Bill Murray is finishing his shift and now Henry Winkler is starting.

I ask Henry if they serve lunch. He says yes and sends a waitress my way.

I order some soup and a corned beef sandwich.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 02:54 PM

I order a bottle of vodka and start pouring myself shots.

I pour a shot out on the floor. "this is for my amp. It died again today"

king_buzzo · 10.03.2007, 02:59 PM

dreams burn down by ride playing.

i come in and greet spectral with a 'aaaaaa!!!' and a pat on the back like the heathen kings of old.

then we get drunk and dance while bill murray frowns and then finally gives in by singing 'mooore than thiiiissss'

SynthethicalY · 10.03.2007, 03:01 PM

I come in and scream "Oh blody 'ell."

The Usher · 10.03.2007, 03:04 PM

I come in and then turn around and go back out.

k-krack · 10.03.2007, 03:18 PM

I enter, it's my first bar and I'm definitely not of age.
I get a Dr. Pepper and start bitching about how she should dump him.

I begin to feel woozy from the Dr. Pepper, and pass out. I've been rufi'd! Who's taking me home tonight?!

king_buzzo · 10.03.2007, 03:50 PM

Spectral takes k-krack home and everyone leaves but me an bill who engage in a cool discussion about eggplants.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 04:08 PM

I sit there drunk on my vodka, looking at King Buzzo, who is obviously tripping, because he is talking to himself about eggplants and yelling at me about date rape. K-krack is passed out at the bar.

"looks like somebody slipped him a mickey" I say to myself.

total-trash · 10.03.2007, 04:34 PM

i walk in, take advantage of passed out k-krack, and leave unoticed

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.03.2007, 05:11 PM

henry winkler asks me why K-krack's pants are down.

I shrug and drink another shot

Savage Clone · 10.03.2007, 05:34 PM

As a married type person, I naturally steer clear of the place, but encourage others to maybe talk to Julian about his "opening line," which goes something like:

"Hi, I'm Julian. I live with my parents and have been known to post shirtless photos of myself on messageboards which I later regret doing. I have an aversion to performing cunnilingus, but nonetheless I would really like to get to work on losing my virginity. Feel like breaking me in? NOT YOU, HENRY! THE GIRL!"

luxinterior · 10.03.2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

As a married type person, I naturally steer clear of the place, but encourage others to maybe talk to Julian about his "opening line," which goes something like:

"Hi, I'm Julian. I live with my parents and have been known to post shirtless photos of myself on messageboards which I later regret doing. I have an aversion to performing cunnilingus, but nonetheless I would really like to get to work on losing my virginity. Feel like breaking me in? NOT YOU, HENRY! THE GIRL!"

I really wish I could rep that.

No offense Julian.

Danny Himself · 10.03.2007, 06:24 PM

Danny, suitably dressed in full pimp regalia, strolls casually into the bar flanked by his entourage of whores and dumb muscles. He puts Bright Eyes on the jukebox and then promptly exits, leaving the singles to sob quietly to themselves over their virgin steamboats.

tearaway spine · 10.03.2007, 08:00 PM

i parade in with a bottle of vodka and try to seduce danny. it works. boy turns off the bright eyes and i make you all watch.

k-krack · 10.03.2007, 08:06 PM

I awake, and see Danny being fucked by her, and immediately rush to partake in brosex (with Danny).
No homo.

10.03.2007, 06:06 AM	#41
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Bill's ok.. He's into young girls... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.03.2007, 06:22 AM	#42
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	I sit at the bar and think about what kind of drink I want to buy.. After a couple of minutes I pull a blunt out and take it straight to the dome. After a couple hits I pass it to the left
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10.03.2007, 06:39 AM	#43
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,901	...I have a hit from a blunt too and say thankyou to Joel. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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10.03.2007, 09:26 AM	#44
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I sit there, thinking about Erik Satie and what he would do in a situation like this... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.03.2007, 09:30 AM	#45
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i walk in cheesed off my ball sit in a booth and cheese nips lips lips open slits __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.03.2007, 12:28 PM	#46
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I come in disheveled and wearing the same clothes from last night. Bill Murray is finishing his shift and now Henry Winkler is starting. I ask Henry if they serve lunch. He says yes and sends a waitress my way. I order some soup and a corned beef sandwich.
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10.03.2007, 02:54 PM	#47
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I order a bottle of vodka and start pouring myself shots. I pour a shot out on the floor. "this is for my amp. It died again today"
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10.03.2007, 02:59 PM	#48
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	dreams burn down by ride playing. i come in and greet spectral with a 'aaaaaa!!!' and a pat on the back like the heathen kings of old. then we get drunk and dance while bill murray frowns and then finally gives in by singing 'mooore than thiiiissss'
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10.03.2007, 03:01 PM	#49
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I come in and scream "Oh blody 'ell."
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10.03.2007, 03:04 PM	#50
The Usher stalker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell Posts: 454	I come in and then turn around and go back out. __________________
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10.03.2007, 03:18 PM	#51
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	I enter, it's my first bar and I'm definitely not of age. I get a Dr. Pepper and start bitching about how she should dump him. I begin to feel woozy from the Dr. Pepper, and pass out. I've been rufi'd! Who's taking me home tonight?! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.03.2007, 03:50 PM	#52
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Spectral takes k-krack home and everyone leaves but me an bill who engage in a cool discussion about eggplants.
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10.03.2007, 04:08 PM	#53
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I sit there drunk on my vodka, looking at King Buzzo, who is obviously tripping, because he is talking to himself about eggplants and yelling at me about date rape. K-krack is passed out at the bar. "looks like somebody slipped him a mickey" I say to myself.
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10.03.2007, 04:34 PM	#54
total-trash children of satan Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 295	i walk in, take advantage of passed out k-krack, and leave unoticed
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10.03.2007, 05:11 PM	#55
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	henry winkler asks me why K-krack's pants are down. I shrug and drink another shot
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10.03.2007, 05:34 PM	#56
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	As a married type person, I naturally steer clear of the place, but encourage others to maybe talk to Julian about his "opening line," which goes something like: "Hi, I'm Julian. I live with my parents and have been known to post shirtless photos of myself on messageboards which I later regret doing. I have an aversion to performing cunnilingus, but nonetheless I would really like to get to work on losing my virginity. Feel like breaking me in? NOT YOU, HENRY! THE GIRL!"
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10.03.2007, 06:24 PM	#58
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Danny, suitably dressed in full pimp regalia, strolls casually into the bar flanked by his entourage of whores and dumb muscles. He puts Bright Eyes on the jukebox and then promptly exits, leaving the singles to sob quietly to themselves over their virgin steamboats.
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10.03.2007, 08:00 PM	#59
tearaway spine little trouble girl Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: somewhere Posts: 34	i parade in with a bottle of vodka and try to seduce danny. it works. boy turns off the bright eyes and i make you all watch. __________________ i never plan to let go of the hand that has been clinging by its sick country skin to my yellow country teeth
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10.03.2007, 08:06 PM	#60
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	I awake, and see Danny being fucked by her, and immediately rush to partake in brosex (with Danny). No homo. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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