Ever try out something sexually kinky and just end up laughing? - Page 3

king_buzzo · 02.01.2008, 05:22 PM

that sounds prety hot.

Everyneurotic · 02.01.2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I didn't laugh, but I did feel stupid one of the times we did the roleplay of a teacher/student thing.. when she was screaming "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING A+, MY NAUGHTY FUCKING TEACHER!" I was like "hmm.."

bookworm bitches?

http://www.bookwormbitches.org/

foxforce5 · 02.01.2008, 09:23 PM

Once I dared my girlfriend to eat a jalapeno and she got back at me by immediately giving me a blowjob. Ice cream saved the day.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.01.2008, 09:29 PM

That's awesome foxforce.

You should have her eat a bunch of altoids then have her give you a BJ sometime.

foxforce5 · 02.01.2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

That's awesome foxforce.

You should have her eat a bunch of altoids then have her give you a BJ sometime.

I was picturing myself blowing up like a seagull, but whoops, thats alka-seltzer.

choc e-Claire · 03.13.2019, 05:48 PM

Sometimes I find some real gold digging through the long-dead threads.

Severian · 03.13.2019, 07:03 PM

Of course. I’m an adult human.

Some of it is just silly if not done in the heat of the moment. Too much thinking and sex itself is kind of hilarious.

choc e-Claire · 03.13.2019, 07:07 PM

I fully expect that my first time, whenever it comes, is going to be really awkward - but hopefully my partner and I can turn it into something fun.

dirty bunny · 03.14.2019, 12:14 AM

Being able to laugh is great during sexy times, it can turn real shit if you lose your sense of humour.

Severian · 03.14.2019, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dirty bunny

Being able to laugh is great during sexy times, it can turn real shit if you lose your sense of humour.

Oh yeah. Like a bad mushroom trip.

I hate that sensation of wanting to share a laugh with someone, but then looking at them and seeing that they’re, like, dead fucking serious in their kink-talk or whatever, and laughing is not gonna be part of the deal.

I think I’d have a hard time continuing under such circumstances now. It would just get severely depressing.

Laughing out loud with someone is actually a really intimate and awesome thing.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.15.2019, 10:31 PM

I had my gf piss on me in the bathtub last month

It was humiliating in all the right ways

Severian · 03.16.2019, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I had my gf piss on me in the bathtub last month

It was humiliating in all the right ways

That’s not even kinky, man. That’s just objectively hot. I mean it, I’m a big fan of getting pissed on. If we’re talking about sex stuff and going into disgusting detail about it, I’ll admit that it’s a big turnon for me. Not, like, a cascade of piss, but a little bit.

If you’re into that, get out of the safe zone of the shower. Have her dribble in your hand a bit in a library or something. Now THAT is fucking kinky.

I like where your head’s at, though. My gf (now occasional sex ... companion?) will dribble a bit on me, and it’s almost enough to give me an orgasm. It’s just ridiculously fucking hot to watch urine come out of a beautiful vagina and land on my body. Fucking Christ. love it.

Severian · 03.16.2019, 08:04 AM

Also:

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr. Eugene Felikson again.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.16.2019, 08:53 AM

Yea I'm just exploring that stuff tbh.

I'm worried about the cleanup, hence the tub. We shared a laugh over it thougg.

I'm mostly into feet and bdsm stuff. I go hard on both those

Love your passion for piss. Fetishes rule

!@#$%! · 03.16.2019, 10:02 AM

for you guys

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8

I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowing?
As free as the wind
Hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning

More than piss
You know there's nothing
More than piss
Tell me one thing
More than piss
Ooh, there's nothing

It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like a dream in the night
Who can say where we're going?
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning

More than piss
You know there's nothing
More than this
Tell me one thing
More than this
Ooh, there's nothing

Severian · 03.16.2019, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Yea I'm just exploring that stuff tbh.

I'm worried about the cleanup, hence the tub. We shared a laugh over it thougg.

I'm mostly into feet and bdsm stuff. I go hard on both those

Love your passion for piss. Fetishes rule

Yah, I never really thought of it as a fetish, but I guess if it sounds weird or extreme to average people then yah. It just feels awesome and when you get to that point in your life where you’ve done pretty much everything, it still feels exciting if you don’t overdo it.

First time it happened was an accident in college. Girl pissed on me when I was inside her. Apologized like it was some big gross thing, and I just went fucking nuts. Might be the reason part of me will always love that person. First pissing.

God that’s hot. Sheeeit.

*** ETA: Jesus I hope you’re over 18. I’m not 100% clear on the laws regarding this, but one can never be too careful.
You’re like 20 or something, yeah?

Choc-a-Claire (or whatever ... weird how I only know parts of people’s usernames) AVERT YOUR EYES.

!@#$%! · 03.16.2019, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Severian

*** ETA: Jesus I hope you’re over 18. I’m not 100% clear on the laws regarding this, but one can never be too careful.
You’re like 20 or something, yeah?

Choc-a-Claire (or whatever ... weird how I only know parts of people’s usernames) AVERT YOUR EYES.

jeezus calm down sev

it's just diluted urea and some salts

fucksakes

choc e-Claire · 03.16.2019, 02:13 PM

Eugene is mid to late 20s IIRC.

I think that I probably should be fine reading these conversations - this ain't the dirtiest thing I've seen on the Internet.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.16.2019, 02:53 PM

Just turned 28, Sev. I'm already applying IcyHot on my back. No fear, friend.

Yeah, as a kid I never realized my love of feet was considered a fetish either.

I remember always talking to other boys my age of how hot Carmen Electra's (for example) feet were and they never understood why I'd focus on them just as much as boobs and booties.

Severian · 03.16.2019, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Just turned 28, Sev. I'm already applying IcyHot on my back. No fear, friend.

Yeah, as a kid I never realized my love of feet was considered a fetish either.

I remember always talking to other boys my age of how hot Carmen Electra's (for example) feet were and they never understood why I'd focus on them just as much as boobs and booties.

I dig feet well enough, but I think I dig them more as an extension of the leg than anything else. I’m a leg man. And I don’t mean I don’t love bubs, because I do love bubs, but legs are hawt.
I’m not a traditional “leg man” in the long and thin sense, either. Most attractive person I’ve ever dated (in my opinion) was like 5 feet tall and probably had fairly stubby legs, but I would lick the shit out of every inch like a crazy person. That includes feet, but not if they’re super dirty or gross.

Legs though. Yum.

02.01.2008, 05:22 PM	#41
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	that sounds prety hot.
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foxforce5 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Utah! Posts: 196	Once I dared my girlfriend to eat a jalapeno and she got back at me by immediately giving me a blowjob. Ice cream saved the day.
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02.01.2008, 09:29 PM	#44
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	That's awesome foxforce. You should have her eat a bunch of altoids then have her give you a BJ sometime.
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choc e-Claire expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 2,465	Sometimes I find some real gold digging through the long-dead threads. __________________ Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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Severian invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 11,744	Of course. I’m an adult human. Some of it is just silly if not done in the heat of the moment. Too much thinking and sex itself is kind of hilarious.
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choc e-Claire expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 2,465	I fully expect that my first time, whenever it comes, is going to be really awkward - but hopefully my partner and I can turn it into something fun. __________________ Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	Being able to laugh is great during sexy times, it can turn real shit if you lose your sense of humour. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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03.15.2019, 10:31 PM	#51
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I had my gf piss on me in the bathtub last month It was humiliating in all the right ways
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03.16.2019, 08:53 AM	#54
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Yea I'm just exploring that stuff tbh. I'm worried about the cleanup, hence the tub. We shared a laugh over it thougg. I'm mostly into feet and bdsm stuff. I go hard on both those Love your passion for piss. Fetishes rule
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03.16.2019, 10:02 AM	#55
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,558	for you guys https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8 I could feel at the time There was no way of knowing Fallen leaves in the night Who can say where they're blowing? As free as the wind Hopefully learning Why the sea on the tide Has no way of turning More than piss You know there's nothing More than piss Tell me one thing More than piss Ooh, there's nothing It was fun for a while There was no way of knowing Like a dream in the night Who can say where we're going? No care in the world Maybe I'm learning Why the sea on the tide Has no way of turning More than piss You know there's nothing More than this Tell me one thing More than this Ooh, there's nothing
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03.16.2019, 02:13 PM	#58
choc e-Claire expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 2,465	Eugene is mid to late 20s IIRC. I think that I probably should be fine reading these conversations - this ain't the dirtiest thing I've seen on the Internet. __________________ Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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03.16.2019, 02:53 PM	#59
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Just turned 28, Sev. I'm already applying IcyHot on my back. No fear, friend. Yeah, as a kid I never realized my love of feet was considered a fetish either. I remember always talking to other boys my age of how hot Carmen Electra's (for example) feet were and they never understood why I'd focus on them just as much as boobs and booties.
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