[Rob Instigator]

Butthole Surfers are better than the whole lot of those fucks

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Butthole Surfers are better than the whole lot of those fucks

that's a wilfred benítez move!

 

skillz...

[Severian]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

but children, you can't really compare the chaos and brutality of slayer with the fast and fun songs about fucking of motörhead.

if you had said something like napalm death... then we'd have a true contest about who gets to hell better.

bur remove the pedals and scratchy vocals from motörhead and you just have the structure and melody and basic beat of simple rocknröll tunes.

and those tunes are nice and fun, and they're faster than the usual, but they are something else altogether.

anyway sorry also about your hearing loss in the low spectrum frequencies lol.

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i should add, to keep the discussion honest, and not make it a win at all costs thing, that i only introduced thrash metal in comparison to albini on the basis of his own stated desire for "intensity". so in the intensity department, i was saying, many of his contemporaries beat him handily (they all used real drums btw). and sure big black did make good guitar noise, but one swallow does not a summer make lol.


after than i don't know what potatoes and apples are being compared anymore. but like albini, and rob, i also do like ass. mmmm, sweet sweet ass.

and apple ass >> potato ass, for sure.

You’re right. Motörhead is essentially punk gone metal. Which is partly why I love them. But early Slayer is kinda hardcore gone metal. But also that’s inconsequential

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Originally Posted by Severian

You’re right. Motörhead is essentially punk gone metal. Which is partly why I love them. But early Slayer is kinda hardcore gone metal. But also that’s inconsequential

to my ears motörhead is closer to ac/dc than to actual punk. especially the 70s/bon scott era when ac/dc played faster (80s acdc was more hard rock or whatever, less rocknroll and less frantic unfortunately). also contentwise (if lyrics are deciphered) very similar attitudes towards fucking that punk lacked. their speed diverged though, and that was that.

but eg see https://youtu.be/PyJFcsn8B08
or a song about fucking https://youtu.be/hSUMjjddQVc

[Rob Instigator]

 

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

 

yes that was the ongoing joke lol

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

but children, you can't really compare the chaos and brutality of slayer with the fast and fun songs about fucking of motörhead.

anyway i found an interesting potato ass on the interwebs

 

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which is more fuckable? a potato? or gordon lightfoot? (per this thread)

[Rob Instigator]

potato got that cake

[The Soup Nazi]

I knew I should have said jizz instead of ass.

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

I knew I should have said jizz instead of ass.

 

 

[hirsute_biped]

Let It Be > Let It Be

https://davelombardo.bandcamp.com/al...-of-percussion

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Originally Posted by hirsute_biped

https://davelombardo.bandcamp.com/al...-of-percussion

been listening to it since last week! i love it.

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

And I prefer Roland to Lombardo.

 

hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

in the cover of your church bulletin no less

i listened to him before it was cool!

[The Soup Nazi]

^ I already have a copy, thank you, Chuckles.

The Wire gives metal a good deal of space. And now that metaldudes like Stephen O'Malley have one foot in the world of headbanging (or whatever it is you do with that doom shit) and another in the avant-younameit, that coverage has grown exponentially. And no, I do not care much for it.

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

^ I already have a copy, thank you, Chuckles.

The Wire gives metal a good deal of space. And now that metaldudes like Stephen O'Malley have one foot in the world of headbanging (or whatever it is you do with that doom shit) and another in the avant-younameit, that coverage has grown exponentially. And no, I do not care much for it.

 

that lombardo record is NOT metal hahahhahaa.

listen with your ears, not "idears" xD xD xD

te recomiendo a la sontag....

 

es buena medicina

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that lombardo record is NOT metal hahahhahaa.

It doesn't change a word of what I said. In recent years The Wire has reviewed new albums by, for instance, Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Slayer, and featured an extensive primer on death metal. Then there's the cross-pollination with the type of music for which the magazine is more known - as the introduction to the Lombardo article says:

 

That Scott Walker + Sunn O))) album, to pick an example, isn't metal either, but I don't like it either. I think I'm being pretty clear.

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[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

 

From Wikipedia:

On June 3, 2011, Araya received the keys to the city of his birth, Viña del Mar.

This is the really crazy part: in 2011, the mayor of Viña del Mar was an incredibly corrupt old broad member of UDI, a far-right ultra-Catholic (Opus Dei is in its DNA) party which was formed by and welcomed former Pinochet lackeys like herself. So how the fuck did that happen? I'd have to do some research, but for the moment, beats me...

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

From Wikipedia:


This is the really crazy part: in 2011, the mayor of Viña del Mar was an incredibly corrupt old broad member of UDI, a far-right ultra-Catholic (Opus Dei is in its DNA) party which was formed by and welcomed former Pinochet lackeys like herself. So how the fuck did that happen? I'd have to do some research, but for the moment, beats me...

per the video interview, it was a surprise, and per the article and ceremony video, there were no keys

https://www.futuro.cl/2022/06/tom-ar...-vina-del-mar/

Los motivos del municipio para no entregarle las llaves de la ciudad

En es eentonces, el comunicado de la Municipalidad de Viña del Mar explicó que la solicitud de que se le entregara un reconocimiento a Tom Araya provino de la Oficina de la Juventud. Esta, conocedora de su trayectoria, «le quiso saludar en su ciudad natal, «destacando con ello sus talentos y méritos musicales», agregando además que la entrega de este premio «se basa en las consideraciones de la Unidad Municipal que la solicita, y no ha sido costumbre, ni tampoco se requiere, que su otorgamiento se presente al concejo municipal»,. Esto es diferente a lo que sucede cuando alguien es nombrado Hijo Ilustre."

(esa mala ortografía no es mía)


so yeah it was the "youth office" that wanted to recognize him and that was all, no keys, no city council resolution, and it was all a surprise to him.

he did joke (at least twice, and laughed at his own joke by himself when it didn't land, lol, the idiot) that if they gave him the keys they might want to change the locks. but yeah, no keys, none.

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eta: the "fuck gordon lightfoot" headline gets to be funnier and funnier as time passes. it's starting to become almost dadaist through repetition.

[Rob Instigator]

the headline is as increasingly funny as Gordon Lightfoot is increasingly irrelevant.

[The Soup Nazi]

 

 

 

 

Gordon Lightfoot - "Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald"