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Old 06.28.2008, 07:51 PM   #41
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has anyone had a good handjob done by somebody else?

No. And I've yet to meet to meet anyone whose claimed otherwise.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:53 PM   #43
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This is your second and final warning Melly. Anymore of that and it's an early shower.

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Old 06.28.2008, 07:54 PM   #44
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How about a bloke? Any more joy then?

lol men just don't do it for me. funny enough though i get hit on by gay guys alot. most people think i'm gay when they first meet me, and tha thas gotten me laid by chicks in the past more than once
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:55 PM   #45
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:57 PM   #46
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lol men just don't do it for me. funny enough though i get hit on by gay guys alot. most people think i'm gay when they first meet me, and tha thas gotten me laid by chicks in the past more than once

What, women fuck you because they think you're gay? Shit, I'm gonna start hitting on lesbian looking women from now on.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:58 PM   #47
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actually, the first chick I ever dated, Lindsay...

She couldn't suck a dick and never wanted to fuck and she was a pretty terrible person in every way...

But she gave an AMAZING handjob... I dunno what it was... I guess she had to be good at something, right?

It's not just because it was the first girl I dated...

She was really talented.. she'd talk dirty to me while giving this perfect handjob, her hand muscles perfectly fitting around my dick.. she'd start rubbing her silk panties with one hand and then rubbing my balls.. she was great.. in that area. Everything else, she sucked ass.

My other girlfriends have occassionally gotten me off with handjobs. But after a while, it's like "this is fuckin pointless".
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:03 PM   #48
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A woman giving me a handjob? However shit it might be, I'm probably too busy thanking her to realise. It really has to be one of the greatest acts of kindness imaginable.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:03 PM   #49
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i think handjobs are ppointless period... unless yr giving yr self one. and no chicks don't fuck me because they think i'm gay. i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties and that turns em on i guess. i don't usually ask why their giving up the pussy. my humor is pretty much the only thing i got going for me
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:06 PM   #50
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i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties

Would you be kind enough to share with the group, exactly what these 'gay' things are that you do at bars and parties?
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:07 PM   #51
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i think handjobs are ppointless

It's obviously your stammer that really seduces them.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:12 PM   #52
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lol i didn't realize i misspelled it. what's really funny is i have a pretty bad stutter, not a stammer, but a stutter. what i mean by gay things is like i'll slap my guy friends on teh ass or pretend to be humping them from behind when their not looking or walk up and kiss em just to freak em out.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:13 PM   #53
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Would you be kind enough to share with the group, exactly what these 'gay' things are that you do at bars and parties?

sucking other dude's cocks, probably.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:15 PM   #54
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sucking other dude's cocks, probably.

Yes, that would definitely qualify as a rather 'gay' thing for a man to be doing.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:17 PM   #55
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This one girl that has been out to fuck me for a while now is apparently coming back to the city this next month. I think I might oblige.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:19 PM   #57
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do it dude. knock teh dust off that pussy.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:25 PM   #58
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do it dude. knock teh dust off that pussy.

Wooah there Mr O'Connor. I'd just like to remind you that you are NOT at an Andrew Dice Clay concert right now.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:27 PM   #59
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lol sorry, i gots a dirty mouth. i like to refer to humping in the most disrespectful way possible. it's a curse.
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Old 06.28.2008, 08:29 PM   #60
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i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.
clearly these women don't know what they're doing.


or you're just a freak.
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