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06.27.2007, 06:23 AM
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pookie, why is it soooooooooooo boring?
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06.27.2007, 06:29 AM
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Because you keep on posting boring shite, that's why. Now, fix me a drink, bitch!
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06.27.2007, 06:29 AM
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07.03.2007, 11:34 AM
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07.03.2007, 11:38 AM
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as in computers? ohh well, let me ask something else.
so, almost everyone i know left for holidays, so i have 3 days of school left, and without anyone in it, is it going to be boring as fuck and lonely? and another thing, what should i do on lunch? internet? |
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07.03.2007, 12:08 PM
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Dear Pookie,
I followed the advice you gave me in response to my previous letter, and went on a date to see Spiderman 3. Sadly, the film did not live up to my expectations- it seemed the hearsay and rumour was more compelling than the actual motion picture. But I got lucky that night also, so who's complaining? I am writing to you with yet another conundrum. Should I go to see Bruce Willis' action packed Die Hard 4.0? My opinion, based on Bruce interviews I have seen on television and trailers on youtube, is that the film looks quite good. But then I think- do I expect too much? I loved the previous three films in the Die Hard series.. will this one spoil the love I have for the Die Hard franchise? Dying hard to hear from you again, Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast |
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07.03.2007, 12:36 PM
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Dear Pookie,
Should I go and see the third Shrek movie at the cinema, or should I wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it at home on my little television? Best wishes, Francois Du Dupont XIII PS - Don't you dare even think of suggesting that I just look in the mirror and save myself some money. |
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07.03.2007, 01:01 PM
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07.04.2007, 12:48 PM
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Dear Pookie,
Why is it that when I go to Google and I type in Sharapova, I get:  ???Truly, Iask Myself. |
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07.04.2007, 02:28 PM
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07.04.2007, 04:37 PM
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Watch it on your TV, but sit very close to it in order to enjoy the cinema experience. And to add to the experience, get a loved one to sit behind you whispering and slurping through a straw. |
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07.05.2007, 03:22 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Why do people talk bollocks so frequently? Anonymous |
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07.10.2007, 10:28 AM
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07.20.2007, 03:02 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Why is it, that I am bored even when I am tired? Always the same feeling, should I dance naked to feel a little excitement? Sincerly, Boring Harry. |
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07.20.2007, 03:09 AM
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08.05.2007, 02:51 PM
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Dear Pookie,
My friends take the mickey out of me because they say that I have very big hands. I don't understand why. Help! Yours, Handy Williams |
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08.06.2007, 06:57 AM
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 And don't worry, it's hardly noticeable. But if you're feeling self-conscious, just paint them red and pretend you're on your way to a football match, and you're wearing those big novelty foam hands. |
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08.06.2007, 07:00 AM
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dear pookie,
when will i die? your as ever is, j.
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08.06.2007, 07:06 AM
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08.06.2007, 07:15 AM
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Ha!^
Dear Pookie, Why don't you call me Toto anymore? You know how it makes me feel. Pretty please, _ _ _ _
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