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Old 09.03.2006, 10:24 PM   #401
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OMG!!!! L0LZ0RZZ!!! CANTANKEROUS HAS BEEN SHOT!!! ROTF!!! Currently, she is in the Altamont General Hospital in critical condition, after being shot in the mouth by a lone gunman. (or was there more then one gunman?)
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Old 09.03.2006, 10:26 PM   #402
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"ow, my mouth!" shouted cantankerous angrily, "i'm gonna fuckin' KILL YOU!!!!"
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Old 09.03.2006, 10:31 PM   #403
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"Heh hah ehaheah heahahaeea!!!!" heartily laughed the impressively large gunman. "Not if i kill you first, bitch!!!"
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Old 09.03.2006, 10:31 PM   #404
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And he fired another round at the weak and weary cantankerous.
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Old 09.03.2006, 10:32 PM   #405
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suddenly, the gunman felt a change of heart and decided to comfort the poor, easily irritated victim of his rage.
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Old 09.03.2006, 10:35 PM   #406
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Meanwhile...

"Stop fucking detuning, piece of shit gtr!," thought the disgruntled k-krack.
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Old 09.13.2006, 10:58 AM   #407
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The victim was rather irritated by the gunman's change of attitude, and kicked him in the kneecap.
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Old 09.13.2006, 12:14 PM   #408
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And the gunman squealed like a litlle girl in front of the cameras.
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Old 09.13.2006, 02:43 PM   #409
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iN PURE DISGUST, tHE CAMERAMAN SWIVELED THE CMAERA TO FACE HIMSELF AND SHOUTED, "I AM THE EGGMAN!"
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Old 09.13.2006, 02:48 PM   #410
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"you look more like a walrus to me" said the dude
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Old 09.13.2006, 03:00 PM   #411
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By this time, Cantankerous had slipped away without being noticed, and fled down the road.
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Old 09.13.2006, 04:41 PM   #412
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Above, a group of strange birds circled in predatory silence.
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Old 09.13.2006, 04:43 PM   #413
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"one, two one two one two kitty! my kitty is the best and yours is shitty!" shouted cantankerous for no reason whatsoever.
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Old 09.13.2006, 04:47 PM   #414
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The birds suddenly squaked, as if Cantankerous' outburst was some kind of pre-arranged avian signal.
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Old 09.13.2006, 04:48 PM   #415
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the birds must have taken her shrieking to mean "attack hip priest" because they did so.
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Old 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM   #416
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Hip PRiest had a flamethrower, however.
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Old 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM   #417
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except that it was broken.
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Old 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM   #418
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cause i broke it.
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Old 09.13.2006, 05:02 PM   #419
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'Oh f***', saith I.
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Cantankerous then realized that she was the creator of this gossip world, and there was nothing that could defeat her. She was truely immortal.
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