The Things You Bought Today thread - Page 21

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 03:01 PM

OH MAN I GOT YOU.

Lay-away, right?

Satan · 07.26.2009, 03:03 PM

smartass

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 03:15 PM

Maybe the thought of you being amidst hangover pains was too painful for me to bear. Maybe I'd rather imagine you being poor than hungover.

Satan · 07.26.2009, 05:52 PM

is poor a synonym of naked?

MellySingsDoom · 07.26.2009, 06:11 PM

Several pints of Guinness at the Nomeansno show, followed by chips in pitta bread. Om nom nom.

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

is poor a synonym of naked?

Oh man, am I really that transparent?

Fixed...

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Maybe I'd rather imagine you being naked and drunk.

Satan · 07.26.2009, 06:54 PM

"am I really that transparent?"

you're a man, aren't you?

looking glass spectacle · 07.26.2009, 07:06 PM

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

"am I really that transparent?"

you're a man, aren't you?

I do have the appropriate equipment, so barring an unfortunate accident with a thresher, yes, yes I am. Since we're being so honest....

Fixed some more:

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Maybe I'd rather imagine you being naked, drunk, wearing a feather boa, greased from head to toe, with cat ears and a cat tail, and eating phallic foods lie bananas and hot dogs.

Satan · 07.27.2009, 02:38 AM

you just described the keg party the other night perfectly.

amerikangod · 07.27.2009, 02:47 AM

Man, there is nothing in this world as hot as a chick with a banana in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

I deeply regret not being in attendance.

SONIC GAIL · 07.27.2009, 11:21 AM

1. A French vanilla cappucinno from the covenient store because Starbucks sucks

2. A $10.00 fee for not having the correct date on my insurance card. This was a result of a van hitting the back of my car while driving down the interstate. At least I wasn't the at fault driver or my ticket would have been bigger.

Satan · 08.12.2009, 11:55 PM

-smokes
-blunts
-components for a slutty nazi/SS uniform
-court fines

phoenix · 08.13.2009, 03:15 AM

I haven't left the house.

but I sent boyshape to buy three blocks of dark chocolate so I could make beetroot chocolate brownies.

Satan · 08.15.2009, 03:10 AM

ohhh yesssss

finding nobody · 08.15.2009, 03:19 AM

Zig zag apple blunt wraps
a cheeseburger and fries from wendy's
A call from a pay phone

phoenix · 08.15.2009, 04:34 AM

entry to a brett whiteley exhibition
lunch: vegies and orange juice
a packet of jam fancies

terriblecanyons · 08.15.2009, 05:01 AM

a hooker, a rock of crack, and some doritos

Satan · 08.22.2009, 12:54 PM

hair extensions (i cannot deal with this haircut anymore)

pinkstation · 08.22.2009, 01:43 PM

bough these two this morning

07.26.2009, 03:01 PM	#401
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	OH MAN I GOT YOU. Lay-away, right? __________________
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07.26.2009, 03:03 PM	#402
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	smartass __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.26.2009, 03:15 PM	#403
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Maybe the thought of you being amidst hangover pains was too painful for me to bear. Maybe I'd rather imagine you being poor than hungover. __________________
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07.26.2009, 05:52 PM	#404
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	is poor a synonym of naked? __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.26.2009, 06:11 PM	#405
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Several pints of Guinness at the Nomeansno show, followed by chips in pitta bread. Om nom nom. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.26.2009, 06:54 PM	#407
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	"am I really that transparent?" you're a man, aren't you? __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.26.2009, 07:06 PM	#408
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	__________________
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07.27.2009, 02:38 AM	#410
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	you just described the keg party the other night perfectly. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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07.27.2009, 02:47 AM	#411
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Man, there is nothing in this world as hot as a chick with a banana in one hand and a hot dog in the other. I deeply regret not being in attendance. __________________
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07.27.2009, 11:21 AM	#412
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	1. A French vanilla cappucinno from the covenient store because Starbucks sucks 2. A $10.00 fee for not having the correct date on my insurance card. This was a result of a van hitting the back of my car while driving down the interstate. At least I wasn't the at fault driver or my ticket would have been bigger. __________________
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08.12.2009, 11:55 PM	#413
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	-smokes -blunts -components for a slutty nazi/SS uniform -court fines __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.13.2009, 03:15 AM	#414
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I haven't left the house. but I sent boyshape to buy three blocks of dark chocolate so I could make beetroot chocolate brownies. __________________ tiny and lost.
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08.15.2009, 03:10 AM	#415
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	ohhh yesssss __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.15.2009, 03:19 AM	#416
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Zig zag apple blunt wraps a cheeseburger and fries from wendy's A call from a pay phone
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08.15.2009, 04:34 AM	#417
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	entry to a brett whiteley exhibition lunch: vegies and orange juice a packet of jam fancies __________________ tiny and lost.
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08.15.2009, 05:01 AM	#418
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	a hooker, a rock of crack, and some doritos
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08.22.2009, 12:54 PM	#419
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	hair extensions (i cannot deal with this haircut anymore) __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.22.2009, 01:43 PM	#420
pinkstation children of satan Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 255	bough these two this morning __________________
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