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choc e-Claire · 05.02.2019, 06:17 PM

I arrived at the cinema to see Endgame 20 minutes before it opened.

!@#$%! · 05.02.2019, 06:21 PM

ah hahaha i have hilarious memories of moshing at an mxbx show

you staying in tokyo or going elsewhere?

EVOLghost · 05.03.2019, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ah hahaha i have hilarious memories of moshing at an mxbx show

you staying in tokyo or going elsewhere?

Nah. We just staying in Tokyo. So much to do here. Plus I want to spend some time at the arcades playing the big dogs at SF3. My next trip will be exploring the rest. I have to come back. I’ll post some pics when I get back next week...

EVOLghost · 05.03.2019, 08:27 PM

Got really drunk last night....too drunk. Tokyo bars are dooooope. I have never felt this terrible from drinking in my life, but man it was such a good fucking time. Small bar that fit no more than like 8 people and chilling with the bartender. I love it. Our bartender was Motherfuckin’ John lol.

Kampai you bitches.

!@#$%! · 05.03.2019, 08:32 PM

kampai, gaijin

who was your bartender?

EVOLghost · 05.03.2019, 09:02 PM

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kampai, gaijin

who was your bartender?

His name is Takuya, but he told us to call him Motherfuckin’ John lol.

!@#$%! · 05.03.2019, 09:18 PM

oh haaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa!

The Gazpacho Gestapo · 05.04.2019, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

Nah. We just staying in Tokyo. So much to do here. Plus I want to spend some time at the arcades playing the big dogs at SF3. My next trip will be exploring the rest. I have to come back. I’ll post some pics when I get back next week...

Dumbo Origamo Mr. Uh-Oh Spaghettioz!!

choc e-Claire · 05.05.2019, 08:28 PM

You guys wanna help me out with a school assignment? This one's really easy on your end - I need to find eight texts from varying sources and analyse them.

I'll have to write about the title, text type, mode (written/spoken), source, domain (whether it's about medicine, sports, etc.), audience, register (formal/informal), function, social purpose, and analyse it based on subsystems.
You can help out by just linking me to articles, speeches, book passages, reciepts (that was an example in the handout), pretty much anything. Greatly appreciate any help

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by choc e-Claire

You guys wanna help me out with a school assignment? This one's really easy on your end - I need to find eight texts from varying sources and analyse them.

I'll have to write about the title, text type, mode (written/spoken), source, domain (whether it's about medicine, sports, etc.), audience, register (formal/informal), function, social purpose, and analyse it based on subsystems.
You can help out by just linking me to articles, speeches, book passages, reciepts (that was an example in the handout), pretty much anything. Greatly appreciate any help

i once built some concrete poetry out of language blocks lmao

okay i’ll try to post you interesting/funny shit

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:31 PM

1. an internet classic

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ASSALAMUALAIKUM, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED NOT TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET BECAUSE THERE MAY BE SCAMS AND JUNK MAILS FLYING HERE AND THERE ON THE I NTERNET BUT I HAD NO OPTION BECAUSE OF THE LIMITED TIME I HAVE AND IT IS THROUGH EMAIL I CAN GET TO YOU FAST. ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS MY WITHNESS, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE JUNK MAILS, THIS MESSAGE IS A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM ME. NOW I URGE YOU TO TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY AND WITH AN OPEN MIND, WITH GOOD FAITH AND TRUST I AM MRS ZAINAB HASSAN FROM GHANA. I AM MARRIED TO LATE MALLAM ALI HASSAN OF BLESSED MEMORY WHO WAS DIAMONDS AND GOLD MERCHANT IN GUINEA FOR TWELVE YEARS BEFORE HE DIED IN THE YEAR 2000 WE WERE MARRIED FOR TWELVE YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD. HE DIED AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS THAT LASTED FOR ONLY FOUR DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH WE WERE BOTH DEVOTED MUSLIMS. SINCE HIS DEATH I TOO HAVE BEEN BATTLING WITH BOTH CANCER AND FIBROID PROBLEMS. WHEN MY LATE HUSBAND WAS ALIVE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF (SIXTEEM MILLION, SEVEN UNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) WITH A BANK IN OVERSEAS. RECENTLY, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I HAVE ONLY SIX MONTHS TO LIVE DUE TO CANCER PROBLEM. THOUGH WHAT DISTURBS ME MOST IS MY STROKE SICKNESS. HAVING KNOWN MY CONDITION I DECIDED TO DONATE THIS FUND TO A DEVOTED MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL UTILIZE THIS MONEY THE WAY I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT HEREIN. I WANT THIS MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL TO USE THIS MONEY IN ALL SINCERITY TO FUND MOSQUES, ORPHANAGES, WIDOWS, AND ALSO PROPAGATING THE WORD OF ALLAH AND TO ENSURE THAT THE SOCIETY UPHOLDS THE VIEWS AND BELIEF OF THE HOLY QURAN. THE HOLY QURAN EMPHASIZES SO MUCH ON ALLAH'S BENEVOLENCE AND THIS HAS ENCOURAGE ME TO TAKE THE BOLD STEP.I TOOK THIS DECISION BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILD THAT WILL INHERIT THIS MONEY AND MY HUSBAND RELATIVES ARE NEW CHRISTIAN'S CONVERTS AND I DON'T WANT A SITUATION WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE USED IN AN UNHOLY MANNER. HENCE THE REASONS FOR THIS BOLD DECISION. I KNOW THAT AFTER DEATH I WILL BE WITH ALLAH THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE MOST MERCIFUL WITH ALLAH ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR REPLY I SHALL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE BANK AND THE COUNTRY IN OVERSEA WHERE THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED.I WILL ALSO ISSUE A LETTER OF AUTHORITY TO THE BANK AUTHORIZING THEM THAT THE SAID FUND HAVE BEEN WILLED TO YOU AND A COPY OF SUCH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU. I WANT YOU AND THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY WHERE YOU RESIDE TO PLEASE ALWAYS PRAY FOR ME. MAY ALLAH GUIDE AND BLESS ALL ISLAM. YOURS SISTER IN ISLAM, MRS ZAINAB HASSAN.

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:33 PM

2. kathy acker’s president bush

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tlATOD_3_ek

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:36 PM

3. andrew john wiles proves fermat’s last theorem

http://scienzamedia.uniroma2.it/~eal/Wiles-Fermat.pdf

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:38 PM

4. philip larkin’s “this be the verse”

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poe...s-be-the-verse

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 08:44 PM

5. pompeiian graffiti

look for it i gotta run

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 10:58 PM

6. http://sensesofcinema.com/2014/featu...-great-beauty/

choc e-Claire · 05.05.2019, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by an anonymous graffiti artist in Pompeii, 1st century BC

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Mad respect for this guy.

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by choc e-Claire

Mad respect for this guy.

haha yeah

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 11:10 PM

not sure if the voyager golden record would count, 7.

!@#$%! · 05.05.2019, 11:12 PM

8. (the horror)

05.02.2019, 06:17 PM	#41801
choc e-Claire expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 2,465	I arrived at the cinema to see Endgame 20 minutes before it opened. __________________ Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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05.02.2019, 06:21 PM	#41802
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	ah hahaha i have hilarious memories of moshing at an mxbx show you staying in tokyo or going elsewhere?
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05.03.2019, 08:27 PM	#41804
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Got really drunk last night....too drunk. Tokyo bars are dooooope. I have never felt this terrible from drinking in my life, but man it was such a good fucking time. Small bar that fit no more than like 8 people and chilling with the bartender. I love it. Our bartender was Motherfuckin’ John lol. Kampai you bitches.
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05.03.2019, 08:32 PM	#41805
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	kampai, gaijin who was your bartender?
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05.03.2019, 09:18 PM	#41807
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	oh haaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa!
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05.05.2019, 08:28 PM	#41809
choc e-Claire expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 2,465	You guys wanna help me out with a school assignment? This one's really easy on your end - I need to find eight texts from varying sources and analyse them. I'll have to write about the title, text type, mode (written/spoken), source, domain (whether it's about medicine, sports, etc.), audience, register (formal/informal), function, social purpose, and analyse it based on subsystems. You can help out by just linking me to articles, speeches, book passages, reciepts (that was an example in the handout), pretty much anything. Greatly appreciate any help __________________ Making myself up as I go along. Check out my music-themed blog, 79:57.
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05.05.2019, 08:31 PM	#41811
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	1. an internet classic == ASSALAMUALAIKUM, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED NOT TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET BECAUSE THERE MAY BE SCAMS AND JUNK MAILS FLYING HERE AND THERE ON THE I NTERNET BUT I HAD NO OPTION BECAUSE OF THE LIMITED TIME I HAVE AND IT IS THROUGH EMAIL I CAN GET TO YOU FAST. ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS MY WITHNESS, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE JUNK MAILS, THIS MESSAGE IS A GENUINE MESSAGE FROM ME. NOW I URGE YOU TO TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY AND WITH AN OPEN MIND, WITH GOOD FAITH AND TRUST I AM MRS ZAINAB HASSAN FROM GHANA. I AM MARRIED TO LATE MALLAM ALI HASSAN OF BLESSED MEMORY WHO WAS DIAMONDS AND GOLD MERCHANT IN GUINEA FOR TWELVE YEARS BEFORE HE DIED IN THE YEAR 2000 WE WERE MARRIED FOR TWELVE YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD. HE DIED AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS THAT LASTED FOR ONLY FOUR DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH WE WERE BOTH DEVOTED MUSLIMS. SINCE HIS DEATH I TOO HAVE BEEN BATTLING WITH BOTH CANCER AND FIBROID PROBLEMS. WHEN MY LATE HUSBAND WAS ALIVE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF (SIXTEEM MILLION, SEVEN UNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) WITH A BANK IN OVERSEAS. RECENTLY, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I HAVE ONLY SIX MONTHS TO LIVE DUE TO CANCER PROBLEM. THOUGH WHAT DISTURBS ME MOST IS MY STROKE SICKNESS. HAVING KNOWN MY CONDITION I DECIDED TO DONATE THIS FUND TO A DEVOTED MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL UTILIZE THIS MONEY THE WAY I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT HEREIN. I WANT THIS MUSLIM INDIVIDUAL TO USE THIS MONEY IN ALL SINCERITY TO FUND MOSQUES, ORPHANAGES, WIDOWS, AND ALSO PROPAGATING THE WORD OF ALLAH AND TO ENSURE THAT THE SOCIETY UPHOLDS THE VIEWS AND BELIEF OF THE HOLY QURAN. THE HOLY QURAN EMPHASIZES SO MUCH ON ALLAH'S BENEVOLENCE AND THIS HAS ENCOURAGE ME TO TAKE THE BOLD STEP.I TOOK THIS DECISION BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILD THAT WILL INHERIT THIS MONEY AND MY HUSBAND RELATIVES ARE NEW CHRISTIAN'S CONVERTS AND I DON'T WANT A SITUATION WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE USED IN AN UNHOLY MANNER. HENCE THE REASONS FOR THIS BOLD DECISION. I KNOW THAT AFTER DEATH I WILL BE WITH ALLAH THE MOST BENEFICENT AND THE MOST MERCIFUL WITH ALLAH ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR REPLY I SHALL GIVE YOU THE CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE BANK AND THE COUNTRY IN OVERSEA WHERE THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED.I WILL ALSO ISSUE A LETTER OF AUTHORITY TO THE BANK AUTHORIZING THEM THAT THE SAID FUND HAVE BEEN WILLED TO YOU AND A COPY OF SUCH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU. I WANT YOU AND THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY WHERE YOU RESIDE TO PLEASE ALWAYS PRAY FOR ME. MAY ALLAH GUIDE AND BLESS ALL ISLAM. YOURS SISTER IN ISLAM, MRS ZAINAB HASSAN.
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05.05.2019, 08:33 PM	#41812
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	2. kathy acker’s president bush https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tlATOD_3_ek
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05.05.2019, 08:36 PM	#41813
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	3. andrew john wiles proves fermat’s last theorem http://scienzamedia.uniroma2.it/~eal/Wiles-Fermat.pdf
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05.05.2019, 08:38 PM	#41814
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	4. philip larkin’s “this be the verse” https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poe...s-be-the-verse
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05.05.2019, 08:44 PM	#41815
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	5. pompeiian graffiti look for it i gotta run
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05.05.2019, 10:58 PM	#41816
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	6. http://sensesofcinema.com/2014/featu...-great-beauty/
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05.05.2019, 11:10 PM	#41819
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	not sure if the voyager golden record would count, 7.
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05.05.2019, 11:12 PM	#41820
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	8. (the horror)
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