whatever happened to this fucking toilet - Page 2

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 03:55 PM

i've seen him say that he's writing a book about porn but i haven't ready anything he's written about porn.

now no offense but he kind of sounds like you ha haha. the way he makes connections.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:00 PM

oh yeah i know.

im not even going to pretend the shit i write here [edit]or anywhere else[edit] is any better.

at least he got a book deal.

i can at least legitimately claim i only come here to finger paint on the walls with faeces and nothing i ever say here is remotely serious or is anything i would ever even dream of presenting seriously as something important.

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 04:02 PM

im in the middle of the guinness article and it's kind of engrossing.

but my add sends me back here at intervals.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:03 PM

just remember that narcissism is not a bad thing and only wounded narcissism complains about narcissism.

will not type that word again.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:04 PM

trick question - can you do a post here when you've finished and sum up his point in 2 sentences or less?

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

trick question - can you do a post here when you've finished and sum up his point in 2 sentences or less?

the fun of reading him is that he doesn't make "a point" but rather a bunch of ones. he's basically trying to rein in his perpetual digression. which is how my brain works too. which is why i laugh. one reference latching onto another.

his final point, sort of, seems to be that self-hating men project their hate onto women, and the ad is here to massage your pain.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:16 PM

id be surprised if thats what he was saying because in the past it was just bizarre right wing rants made all avant garde to make them look like they were in some sort of 3rd space - like too cool to be either left or right.

but whatever.

he's not part of syg, he's not getting on the cruise liner.

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 04:18 PM

that's what he says in the end.

You're going to be infuriated at this blonde Hooters Waitress for only being attracted to chiseled abs and a commanding phallus, but even if she miraculously chose to come under your umbrella, you'd see suddenly she was only a brunette, huh, and you still wouldn't do anything about it. And off she goes, a missed opportunity. And before that ignites your amygdala into a blinding self-hatred, you will remember that it's all the cunt's fault, and besides, never mind all these girls, the fact that you're a good friend to your less fortunate friend is what makes you a man; but since you are not actually a good friend, indeed, you don't even have any friends, well, this ad will signal to yourself that you are. Message received.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:24 PM

thats good.

if only the mens rights activists took note, they might not have to resort to self immolating.

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 04:27 PM

anyway, looking forward to your future blog/book/wall scrawlings/whatever.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:29 PM

not being able to finish it is probably preventing me from having some sort of total psychic collapse. or maybe im just lazy. or better yet, totally fucking untalented!

yes, i am that asshole who talks his own game and never delivers.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:29 PM

lets stop talking about this now before it gets anymore pathetic. thx.

!@#$%! · 09.27.2013, 04:35 PM

self-immolation is ridiculous and laughable. so yes.

dead_battery · 09.27.2013, 04:39 PM

it was a good marketing campaign move up to like 1980. now nobody cares.

malachai ritscher is pounding vodka with donald rumsfeld up in heaven...

floatingslowly · 09.27.2013, 08:09 PM

I'm sorry. It's just not much fun anymore. Besides, I have a shit, non-cellular, wifi-dependent telephone, and the internet sleeps while my sun is shining.

My batt'ry is almost dead. I believe that I'll use the few femaining electrons to delete both facespace and unstagram.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.27.2013, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

"dude are you being sarcastic?" "i dont even know anymore"

RIP THE GREATEST GENERATION.

"..I've been Rastafari-ying since before you were born.."

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

guess i am just a mean guy on a certain level

shout outs to emotions

Trama · 09.28.2013, 03:50 AM

You shoe'd away the 17 y.o. with lactating breasts, you prick.

EVOLghost · 09.30.2013, 09:33 PM

EVOLghost · 10.01.2013, 08:10 PM

!@#$%! · 10.10.2013, 10:24 PM

it still flushes

09.27.2013, 03:55 PM	#21
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	i've seen him say that he's writing a book about porn but i haven't ready anything he's written about porn. now no offense but he kind of sounds like you ha haha. the way he makes connections.
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09.27.2013, 04:00 PM	#22
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	oh yeah i know. im not even going to pretend the shit i write here [edit]*or anywhere else*[edit] is any better. at least he got a book deal. i can at least legitimately claim i only come here to finger paint on the walls with faeces and nothing i ever say here is remotely serious or is anything i would ever even dream of presenting seriously as something important.
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09.27.2013, 04:02 PM	#23
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	im in the middle of the guinness article and it's kind of engrossing. but my add sends me back here at intervals.
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09.27.2013, 04:03 PM	#24
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	just remember that narcissism is not a bad thing and only wounded narcissism complains about narcissism. will not type that word again.
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09.27.2013, 04:04 PM	#25
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	trick question - can you do a post here when you've finished and sum up his point in 2 sentences or less?
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09.27.2013, 04:16 PM	#27
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	id be surprised if thats what he was saying because in the past it was just bizarre right wing rants made all avant garde to make them look like they were in some sort of 3rd space - like too cool to be either left or right. but whatever. he's not part of syg, he's not getting on the cruise liner.
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09.27.2013, 04:18 PM	#28
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	that's what he says in the end. You're going to be infuriated at this blonde Hooters Waitress for only being attracted to chiseled abs and a commanding phallus, but even if she miraculously chose to come under your umbrella, you'd see suddenly she was only a brunette, huh, and you still wouldn't do anything about it. And off she goes, a missed opportunity. And before that ignites your amygdala into a blinding self-hatred, you will remember that it's all the cunt's fault, and besides, never mind all these girls, the fact that you're a good friend to your less fortunate friend is what makes you a man; but since you are not actually a good friend, indeed, you don't even have any friends, well, this ad will signal to yourself that you are. Message received.
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09.27.2013, 04:24 PM	#29
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	thats good. if only the mens rights activists took note, they might not have to resort to self immolating.
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09.27.2013, 04:27 PM	#30
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	anyway, looking forward to your future blog/book/wall scrawlings/whatever.
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09.27.2013, 04:29 PM	#31
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	not being able to finish it is probably preventing me from having some sort of total psychic collapse. or maybe im just lazy. or better yet, totally fucking untalented! yes, i am that asshole who talks his own game and never delivers.
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09.27.2013, 04:35 PM	#33
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	self-immolation is ridiculous and laughable. so yes.
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09.27.2013, 04:39 PM	#34
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	it was a good marketing campaign move up to like 1980. now nobody cares. malachai ritscher is pounding vodka with donald rumsfeld up in heaven...
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09.27.2013, 08:09 PM	#35
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm sorry. It's just not much fun anymore. Besides, I have a shit, non-cellular, wifi-dependent telephone, and the internet sleeps while my sun is shining. My batt'ry is almost dead. I believe that I'll use the few femaining electrons to delete both facespace and unstagram.
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09.28.2013, 03:50 AM	#37
Trama stalker Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 419	You shoe'd away the 17 y.o. with lactating breasts, you prick.
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09.30.2013, 09:33 PM	#38
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537
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10.01.2013, 08:10 PM	#39
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537
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10.10.2013, 10:24 PM	#40
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	it still flushes
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