Why do people hate Woody Allen so? - Page 2

krastian · 01.16.2007, 01:25 AM

Because he does the same thing over and over again?

For the record, I don't really hate Woody Allen.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 01.16.2007, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Destroy Rock 'n' Roll

I listened to quite a few of them on my way to Thailand in the summer... awh, jolly god, it was awesome stufff...

My favorite one:

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Originally Posted by Woody Allen

I wrote a science fiction film which I'll tell you about. It's ten after four in the afternoon, and everybody in the world mysteriously falls asleep. Just like that, they are driving cars, whatever they are doing, bang!, they got to sleep, the Russians, the Chinese, the Americans, and the whole world sleeps for exactly one hour, till ten after five, and they wake up at ten after five, and mysteriously upon awakening everybody in the world find themselves in the pants business.

Stay with us, 'cause it's brilliant.

Everybody is making cuffs and flies and cutting velvet, y'know, And a spaceship lands from another planet, and men get out with jackets and shirts and black socks - no trousers at all. They say: "Are the pants ready?" We say: "No. Could you come back thursday?". They say they must have them, 'cause they are going to a wedding, and we work dillingently and make pants constantly and they come to get them, and when they come to pick them up, they leave us with socks, hankerchiefs, pillowcases and soiled linnen, and they say: "Do it!", and the president of the United States goes on television and says that an alien superpower from outer space with superior intelligence is bringing us their laundry, and they are foiled, 'cause they travelled a hundred and seventeen million lightyears to pick it up, and they forget their ticket.

!@#$%! · 01.16.2007, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I've met quite a few people that just hate his movies- hate the character he plays, hate the comedy, all of it.

well, he's a smart guy, and stupid people often get irritated by what they can't understand. who did you say hate all of it?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 01.16.2007, 03:10 PM

A lot of my relatives in my extended family.

TheMadcapLaughs · 01.16.2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

I love Annie Hall, it's probably in my top 10. Sleeper is really good, but I haven't seen anything else. Where do you suppose I go next?

Manhatten is very good too.

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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Because he does the same thing over and over again? For the record, I don't really hate Woody Allen. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	A lot of my relatives in my extended family.
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