How small is too small then? - Page 2

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 05:56 PM

Calculate?haha

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 05:57 PM

whatever.

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2006, 06:01 PM

who wouldn't have expected mysoginy in this thread? it's about dick size, y'all!

also, you know a man's gauge by the car he's driving.

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 06:02 PM

i've always been able to tell by the amount of records they own.

!@#$%! · 08.30.2006, 06:03 PM

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how does a girl calculate?

for a girl i think 3 inches of penis is enough as that's where the nerve endings are. of course girl on girl is all tongues and legs, so would you really need one?

too big can be bad as it can hurt the cervix. (i was going to tell a story but i edited it out).

however, for what i've seen of monster cocks (in porns only) they don't get so hard. but maybe that's a porn thing.

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2006, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

i've always been able to tell by the amount of records they own.

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

i've always been able to tell by the amount of records they own.

Oh really?How is this scientifically been proven then?Slave to indie rock cock groupie perhaps?Risible.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 06:06 PM

I for one buy lots of records because I have a small penis.

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Oh really?How is this scientifically been proven then?Slave to indie rock cock groupie perhaps?Risible.

its been scientifically proven by me. the less you have in albums, the smaller you are, and the less hard you get. you get more hard if you have thousands of records you beat off to because of their super indie-rock-iciousness. or, to keep it simple.. I KNOW.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 06:08 PM

that equation can't work, i saw a documentary about a fat dude who had a 2.5 incher, and his neck was about as thick as my head (which is large and full of brains).

!@#$%! · 08.30.2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

that equation can't work, i saw a documentary about a fat dude who had a 2.5 incher, and his neck was about as thick as my head (which is large and full of brains).

whose brains did you put there?

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2006, 06:11 PM

eh. i'm not very good at math. we could always do a bit of retesting.

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

its been scientifically proven by me. the less you have in albums, the smaller you are, and the less hard you get. you get more hard if you have thousands of records you beat off to because of their super indie-rock-iciousness. or, to keep it simple.. I KNOW.

Whatever little girl.I've seen more cocks than you have seen records.And you can argue the fuck out of that and still loose.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

that equation can't work, i saw a documentary about a fat dude who had a 2.5 incher, and his neck was about as thick as my head (which is large and full of brains).

How many hands did he have though? Eh?

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

that equation can't work, i saw a documentary about a fat dude who had a 2.5 incher, and his neck was about as thick as my head (which is large and full of brains).

What now?Documentaries prove things?

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 06:15 PM

they prove facts about the truth. they showed his cock too and i saw it.

porkmarras · 08.30.2006, 06:16 PM

One in a million?Should i start singing it to you?

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 06:17 PM

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whose brains did you put there?

that fat guy's. now everytime i take of my underwear i get a pleasant surprise.

Pookie · 08.30.2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

they prove facts about the truth. they showed his cock too and i saw it.

But did they show his hand(s)?

Toilet & Bowels · 08.30.2006, 06:19 PM

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One in a million?Should i start singing it to you?

well it wouldn't surprise me if the equation sort of worked, but if i put on weight in my neck will my cock get bigger?

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