peanut butter - Page 2

alteredcourse · 08.18.2006, 04:41 AM

i know a girl who can disappear by hiding behind a signpost , but gorges on peanut butter the same way . she calls me up and complains - ohhhhhh i cant stop thinking abotu that jar of peanut butter .

could it be .. ...?

Tokolosh · 08.18.2006, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by alteredcourse

i know a girl who can disappear by hiding behind a signpost , but gorges on peanut butter the same way . she calls me up and complains - ohhhhhh i cant stop thinking abotu that jar of peanut butter .

could it be .. ...?

Your avatar looks dodgy. What have you been injecting?

alteredcourse · 08.18.2006, 05:28 AM

not the same thing as you been shooting

unless you have a peanut butter pistol =/

soniknirve · 08.18.2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Do you live in a commune with lazy unemployed bloodsucking hippie losers, that can't keep their hands to themselves?

sounds like you do.

atari 2600 · 08.18.2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by k-krack

or the cabinet with the other spreadable things. example: nutella, jams and jellys. and also spices and the like are there too. and on the top "floor" there is soup mixes and crackers!! its a wonderful cbinet, but smells TERRIBLE (spices scents mixing)

k-krack, jams & jellies do go in the refrigerator.

It's been a long time since I've eaten peanut butter or jelly on anything.

schizophrenicroom, I've experienced the same thing before myself.
You must have some drunken roommates who have no food in the house so they went hog wild on your peanut butter.

golden child · 08.18.2006, 10:56 AM

jams and jellies in the fridge for sure.

atari 2600 · 08.18.2006, 11:40 AM

no mention of George Washington Carver yet hehe

Jams & jellies will keep okay in the pantry, but storing them there increases the likelihood of ants or other bugs getting into your cabinets to get at that sweet sugar as a result. Most of the labels for jams & jellies specify refrigeration after opening.

when Homer & Marge have the kids taken away from them by Social Services & they are attending the mandatory classes to get them back, the instructor says:

Goodman: There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack.
...
And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.
[3F01] Home Sweet Home- Diddily- Dum- Doodily

HaydenAsche · 08.18.2006, 05:10 PM

Peanut Butter is amazing. Chunky plain. Regular on something like pancakes.

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 05:20 PM

[rant]

put your PB in the fridge

rancid fats cause cancer. keep your fats cool & therefore fresh

if it smells funky, it must go
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now about people with the munchies dipping into your stuff: fuckem up, fuckem up i say...

Everyneurotic · 08.18.2006, 05:35 PM

saturnine read my mind.

it's chunky or nothing.

k-krack · 08.18.2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by golden child

jams and jellies in the fridge for sure.

not in my home! i prefer not having cold jams and jellies. i like a oom temperature pb&j sandwich, thanks.

schizophrenicroom · 08.18.2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

schizophrenicroom, I've experienced the same thing before myself.
You must have some drunken roommates who have no food in the house so they went hog wild on your peanut butter.

yeah. my brother especially. he loves the stuff.

we keep jam in the fridge, too.

chunky all the way. i like the crunch.

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 07:36 PM

alyasa · 08.18.2006, 08:07 PM

Mmm...

touch me i'm sick · 08.18.2006, 11:40 PM

i once had a math teacher that had a drawer full of peanutbutter jars. whenever she'd get frustrated or was depressed, she's whip open the draw and get started on a new jar.

it was repulsive...

krastian · 08.18.2006, 11:40 PM

I've had to throw many a jar of peanut butter away because of my filthy, filty ass friends grubbing it up with their fingers and crackers.....I'm not really a big fan of it anymore though.

acousticrock87 · 08.18.2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Someone ate a whole jar of peanut butter in one day? It should be easy enough to find them, it'll be the fat bastard with vomit stains and really bad breath.

Hahaha. That's what I was thinking. Actually it wasn't, but it should have been.

Two things that should never be refrigerated: maple syrup and peanut butter. I don't care how healthy it is. They're complete crap when cold.

touch me i'm sick · 08.18.2006, 11:44 PM

eww yeah i second the refridgerated syrup thing. but then again i hate maple syrup... i prefer the fake aunt jemima shit.... yummy

Cantankerous · 08.18.2006, 11:45 PM

i prefer mrs. butterworth's. such snobbery from my end.

acousticrock87 · 08.18.2006, 11:47 PM

I'd never had Butterworth's until recently. It actually is way better. We don't buy it though. Stater Bros. all the way.

08.18.2006, 04:41 AM	#21
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	i know a girl who can disappear by hiding behind a signpost , but gorges on peanut butter the same way . she calls me up and complains - ohhhhhh i cant stop thinking abotu that jar of peanut butter . could it be .. ...?
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08.18.2006, 05:28 AM	#23
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	not the same thing as you been shooting unless you have a peanut butter pistol =/
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golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	jams and jellies in the fridge for sure. __________________ blind
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08.18.2006, 11:40 AM	#27
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	no mention of George Washington Carver yet hehe Jams & jellies will keep okay in the pantry, but storing them there increases the likelihood of ants or other bugs getting into your cabinets to get at that sweet sugar as a result. Most of the labels for jams & jellies specify refrigeration after opening. when Homer & Marge have the kids taken away from them by Social Services & they are attending the mandatory classes to get them back, the instructor says: Goodman: There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack. ... And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window. [3F01] Home Sweet Home- Diddily- Dum- Doodily
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Peanut Butter is amazing. Chunky plain. Regular on something like pancakes. __________________ rip
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	[rant] put your PB in the fridge rancid fats cause cancer. keep your fats cool & therefore fresh if it smells funky, it must go [/rant] now about people with the munchies dipping into your stuff: fuckem up, fuckem up i say...
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touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	i once had a math teacher that had a drawer full of peanutbutter jars. whenever she'd get frustrated or was depressed, she's whip open the draw and get started on a new jar. it was repulsive...
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	I've had to throw many a jar of peanut butter away because of my filthy, filty ass friends grubbing it up with their fingers and crackers.....I'm not really a big fan of it anymore though. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.18.2006, 11:44 PM	#38
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	eww yeah i second the refridgerated syrup thing. but then again i hate maple syrup... i prefer the fake aunt jemima shit.... yummy
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I'd never had Butterworth's until recently. It actually is way better. We don't buy it though. Stater Bros. all the way.
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