Daytime Television - Page 2

soniknirve · 08.17.2006, 01:19 AM

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static-harmony · 08.17.2006, 01:21 AM

I like seeing the expression of the girl when the guy is not the father and she has been on the show like four times.

soniknirve · 08.17.2006, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Haha. That one is even better with the sound though...
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10873

oh boy. you all crack me up.

krastian · 08.17.2006, 01:29 AM

"That kid looks nothing like me.....damn. That bitch is a straight up chickenhead Maury"

static-harmony · 08.17.2006, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Holy fuck. Check out this one!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/not-the-father.html
Where do they find these people?! I mean really...

HAHAHAHAHA I'm hurting in my stomach from laughing too hard. You could obviously see he is not the father. God are people stupid.

krastian · 08.17.2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Haha. That one is even better with the sound though...
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10873

Oh nice....good call.

soniknirve · 08.17.2006, 01:43 AM

"They got the same neck!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S21r4oU4Wrs

soniknirve · 08.17.2006, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

These are why I love youtube...

What kind of woman would fuck 11 different men and not know who the father of her child is? Here's one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGdsnvlh_U4

"I love my wife, but she's a nasty whore."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29MCn4K1QIM

"He ain't got my Jheri curl" (The fucker's white!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29MCn4K1QIM

holy shit. i can't stop laughing. funniest thread ever.

jon boy · 08.17.2006, 03:24 AM

jon boy · 08.17.2006, 03:26 AM

at the end of this show contestants were invited to 'push bob's button' which made me feel slightly sick and put e right of me sandwiches.

atari 2600 · 08.17.2006, 11:38 AM

I know people that got onto Sally Jessy & also Springer by inventing some love triangle nonsense. A lot of the people are (talentless) aspiring actors on these shows. In the situations where there is a "real
" issue to be addressed, just as in reality tv, the guests are also coached by the show's producers to behave in a certain tabloid tv manner.

In short, it's akin to professional wrestling; like wrestling, only people of low intelligence watch such staged tripe.

So, I hope that helps to iilluminate one's understanding of just how these freaks get on television.

& yeah, it's pretty clear that daytime tv is geared towards the unemployed &/or the elderly.

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soniknirve the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686	^^rofl^^
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I like seeing the expression of the girl when the guy is not the father and she has been on the show like four times. __________________
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	"That kid looks nothing like me.....damn. That bitch is a straight up chickenhead Maury" __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.17.2006, 01:43 AM	#27
soniknirve the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686	"They got the same neck!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S21r4oU4Wrs
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	at the end of this show contestants were invited to 'push bob's button' which made me feel slightly sick and put e right of me sandwiches. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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08.17.2006, 11:38 AM	#31
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	I know people that got onto Sally Jessy & also Springer by inventing some love triangle nonsense. A lot of the people are (talentless) aspiring actors on these shows. In the situations where there is a "real " issue to be addressed, just as in reality tv, the guests are also coached by the show's producers to behave in a certain tabloid tv manner. In short, it's akin to professional wrestling; like wrestling, only people of low intelligence watch such staged tripe. So, I hope that helps to iilluminate one's understanding of just how these freaks get on television. & yeah, it's pretty clear that daytime tv is geared towards the unemployed &/or the elderly.
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