Shakira - Page 2

porkmarras · 09.29.2006, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

I think Glice bumped his head on this one.

You really are a bitter and lonely man atari.Nurse,atari needs a girlfriend!!!

sonicl · 09.29.2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

All she does is the same thing. Twirls her ass and shake her tits.

Sounds great to me. Especially the tit-shaking.

Glice · 09.29.2006, 07:58 AM

Look mommy, I found some Kinks lyrics! LOVE ME!!!!

You keep on accusing me
Of making your life misery
ATARI IS A PRICK
You wanna be my friend, well it's too late
My love for you has turned to hate
And i think that it's a permanent condition
ATARI IS A PRICK
Smile and turn the other cheek
I can't put myself in such a weak position
Now i'm willing to accept this fate
PRICK
We agree to hate and that's our fast decision

Hatred, hatred
YOU'RE A PRICK
Hatred, hatred
YOU'RE A PRICK

I loves Shakira I do.

EDIT: I'll give Atari his dues, they certainly were incredibly ahead of their time with lyrics like that.

king_buzzo · 09.29.2006, 08:23 AM

she sucks

hat and beard · 09.29.2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

All she does is the same thing. Twirls her ass and shake her tits. This gets very old.

I can't imagine any possible situation in which i might utter such words.

PAULYBEE2656 · 09.29.2006, 04:13 PM

shakira is not human, nothing that hideous could have come out of a womb, that voice is like sandpaper being shoved up an arse of a stray cat whilst that cat has been chewing on nettles (im guessing that cats mouths get stung by nettles, maybe they have protected enzymes in the saliva that stop this...) and then and only then is the addition of the closure of her nostrils by an ogre who is 7 times her size pinching her nose and then and only then wyclyffe jean (or WHY CLIFF? SEAN! as he is affectionatly known round here) butts in with his ugh ugh yeah hu hu shit.

static-harmony · 09.29.2006, 05:24 PM

She is okay, but not great or anything special.

!@#$%! · 09.29.2006, 05:32 PM

eh! she's fuckable!

as for the music-- who cares? i never get a chance to hear it so i'm indifferent

damn, she even has a website devoted to her naked pictures...

http://shakiranaked.com/

get an eyeful & stop whining

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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	she sucks
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	shakira is not human, nothing that hideous could have come out of a womb, that voice is like sandpaper being shoved up an arse of a stray cat whilst that cat has been chewing on nettles (im guessing that cats mouths get stung by nettles, maybe they have protected enzymes in the saliva that stop this...) and then and only then is the addition of the closure of her nostrils by an ogre who is 7 times her size pinching her nose and then and only then wyclyffe jean (or WHY CLIFF? SEAN! as he is affectionatly known round here) butts in with his ugh ugh yeah hu hu shit. __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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09.29.2006, 05:24 PM	#27
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	She is okay, but not great or anything special. __________________
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09.29.2006, 05:32 PM	#28
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,567	eh! she's fuckable! as for the music-- who cares? i never get a chance to hear it so i'm indifferent damn, she even has a website devoted to her naked pictures... http://shakiranaked.com/ get an eyeful & stop whining
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