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Old 11.10.2009, 04:55 AM   #21
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Assuming that as I'm writing this very sentence wolves aren't gnawing the meat off of your legs, you'll be fine.

If wolves have taken away your ability to walk (plus your delicious leg meats), then I am way sorry bro.

 



jokes aside, I know this can be hard times, but I doubt sitting on your ass smoking and posting on the netz will make her regret her decision, eh...show her what she's missing, rather than what she wouldn't miss at all.
Be cool, stay strong.
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Old 11.10.2009, 03:08 PM   #22
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fuckit, time to get shitfaced

 


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Old 11.10.2009, 07:01 PM   #23
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this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up

but i'm also sorry for you current state of feeling
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Old 11.10.2009, 07:14 PM   #24
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when i had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago, i stopped posting apart from the time between i woke up and i started drinking again. Which wasnt a big window. Please feel free to use any of us as a punchbag if it stops you going out and getting arrested later.
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Old 11.10.2009, 07:44 PM   #25
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this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up


I wouldn't say so. I'm an extremely introverted person who's already graduat.....errrr dropped out of High School...and am now attending the evening sessions of a film school with absolutely no females under the age of 40. Unless I develop a serious MILF fetish, I'd say my position grants just as much anxiety as any other breakup.
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Old 11.10.2009, 07:49 PM   #26
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I wouldn't say so. I'm an extremely introverted person who's already graduat.....errrr dropped out of High School...and am now attending the evening sessions of a film school with absolutely no females under the age of 40. Unless I develop a serious MILF fetish, I'd say my position grants just as much anxiety as any other breakup.

get a MILF. she'll teach you shit little women can't and will leave you ready afterwards. a good MILF is gold when you're inexperienced and goofy and clueless. not saying that you are-- ha! but milfs are the great initiators into all manner of good shit

and read this maybe to kickstart your fetish, ha ha ha

 
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:05 PM   #27
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Dude you better be elbow-deep in MILVES right now.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:14 PM   #28
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everyone loves a milf.

no one likes a filf.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:19 PM   #29
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saw a rly hot milf last week,

she was like 23-28, and had like a 4-5 yo boy.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:23 PM   #30
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MILF = proven fertility

Which is arousing.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:23 PM   #31
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:26 PM   #32
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MILF = proven fertility

Which is arousing.
not really

it's mostly the bigger tits.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:39 PM   #33
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I will trust my penis more as to what is or is not really arousing than some girl on the internet, thanks.

Also, older women know the best wines and have the money to buy them.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:43 PM   #34
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fertility scares me
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:49 PM   #35
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That's because you are a young woman. The consequences for you are dire. As a young heterosexual man, I have the biological desire to spread the seed with no regard to consequence. Full steam ahead.
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Old 11.10.2009, 09:50 PM   #36
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and what is more arousing than fear? If you're scared of what might happen, it's sooo hard to stop.
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You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.
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Old 11.10.2009, 10:01 PM   #38
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You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.

I have a kid I'm raising, another that's been adopted, and know of at least one abortion I caused. My biological clock is a timebomb. I've even been careful most of the time...
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