My girlfriend just dumped me. - Page 2

nicfit · 11.10.2009, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Assuming that as I'm writing this very sentence wolves aren't gnawing the meat off of your legs, you'll be fine.

If wolves have taken away your ability to walk (plus your delicious leg meats), then I am way sorry bro.

jokes aside, I know this can be hard times, but I doubt sitting on your ass smoking and posting on the netz will make her regret her decision, eh...show her what she's missing, rather than what she wouldn't miss at all.
Be cool, stay strong.

!@#$%! · 11.10.2009, 03:08 PM

fuckit, time to get shitfaced

"Caution, extremely flammable. Handle with care."-- sounds perfect

terminal pharmacy · 11.10.2009, 07:01 PM

this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up

but i'm also sorry for you current state of feeling

the ikara cult · 11.10.2009, 07:14 PM

when i had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago, i stopped posting apart from the time between i woke up and i started drinking again. Which wasnt a big window. Please feel free to use any of us as a punchbag if it stops you going out and getting arrested later.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.10.2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up

I wouldn't say so. I'm an extremely introverted person who's already graduat.....errrr dropped out of High School...and am now attending the evening sessions of a film school with absolutely no females under the age of 40. Unless I develop a serious MILF fetish, I'd say my position grants just as much anxiety as any other breakup.

!@#$%! · 11.10.2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I wouldn't say so. I'm an extremely introverted person who's already graduat.....errrr dropped out of High School...and am now attending the evening sessions of a film school with absolutely no females under the age of 40. Unless I develop a serious MILF fetish, I'd say my position grants just as much anxiety as any other breakup.

get a MILF. she'll teach you shit little women can't and will leave you ready afterwards. a good MILF is gold when you're inexperienced and goofy and clueless. not saying that you are-- ha! but milfs are the great initiators into all manner of good shit

and read this maybe to kickstart your fetish, ha ha ha

amerikangod · 11.10.2009, 09:05 PM

Dude you better be elbow-deep in MILVES right now.

Satan · 11.10.2009, 09:14 PM

everyone loves a milf.

no one likes a filf.

davenotdead · 11.10.2009, 09:19 PM

saw a rly hot milf last week,

she was like 23-28, and had like a 4-5 yo boy.

pbradley · 11.10.2009, 09:23 PM

MILF = proven fertility

Which is arousing.

EVOLghost · 11.10.2009, 09:23 PM

who was that dood who posted here who was goin' out with a cougar?

Satan · 11.10.2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

MILF = proven fertility

Which is arousing.

not really

it's mostly the bigger tits.

pbradley · 11.10.2009, 09:39 PM

I will trust my penis more as to what is or is not really arousing than some girl on the internet, thanks.

Also, older women know the best wines and have the money to buy them.

Satan · 11.10.2009, 09:43 PM

fertility scares me

pbradley · 11.10.2009, 09:49 PM

That's because you are a young woman. The consequences for you are dire. As a young heterosexual man, I have the biological desire to spread the seed with no regard to consequence. Full steam ahead.

Dead-Air · 11.10.2009, 09:50 PM

and what is more arousing than fear? If you're scared of what might happen, it's sooo hard to stop.

pbradley · 11.10.2009, 09:51 PM

You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.

Dead-Air · 11.10.2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.

I have a kid I'm raising, another that's been adopted, and know of at least one abortion I caused. My biological clock is a timebomb. I've even been careful most of the time...

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,578	fuckit, time to get shitfaced "Caution, extremely flammable. Handle with care."-- sounds perfect
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	this is gonna sound harsh, but you are still in school, relationships at that age are dime a dozen... i'm just gonna have to say toughen up but i'm also sorry for you current state of feeling
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	when i had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago, i stopped posting apart from the time between i woke up and i started drinking again. Which wasnt a big window. Please feel free to use any of us as a punchbag if it stops you going out and getting arrested later. __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	MILF = proven fertility Which is arousing.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I will trust my penis more as to what is or is not really arousing than some girl on the internet, thanks. Also, older women know the best wines and have the money to buy them.
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	fertility scares me
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	That's because you are a young woman. The consequences for you are dire. As a young heterosexual man, I have the biological desire to spread the seed with no regard to consequence. Full steam ahead.
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	and what is more arousing than fear? If you're scared of what might happen, it's sooo hard to stop. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	You have a kid. Your biological clock has been set back an hour.
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