chuck norris is so passé... - Page 2

EVOLghost · 08.14.2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

it's up to you not to heed the call-up.

haha I didn't know you were talkin about Barren chat.

PS. what is the story with the barren chat...I guess I wasn't around for that since I started like a year late on WoW.

floatingslowly · 08.14.2009, 12:04 PM

the story with barrens chat: ALL chuck norris ALL the TIME. I believe it to be the root of all internet Chuck Norris talk. if not patient-zero, then someone who knows him.

see also: "lol havf u seen mankriks wife? ware r she?"

it's the reason why I rarely got a horde past 21. I was so beat up after the Barrens that I'd quit.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.14.2009, 12:14 PM

i've never seen a chuck norris meme

artsygrrl · 08.14.2009, 01:42 PM

Isn't he the guy who hung himself? Oh wait...I keep getting them mixed up

finding nobody · 08.14.2009, 01:44 PM

Bruce Lee fucks Chuck Norris' day up.. By that I mean he kills him, in Way Of The Dragon

PLOT

The Mafia boss hires foreign martial artists who have trouble communicating with each other to challenge Tang Lung. Tang defeats them with help from his friends in the countryside near the Colosseum. Tang has an iconic final showdown inside the Colosseum with the Karate fighter Colt, the best of the hired fighters. Tang kills Colt, but he covers the body with Colt's white Gi to show his respect and admiration after the fight.

dirty bunny · 08.14.2009, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

the story with barrens chat: ALL chuck norris ALL the TIME. I believe it to be the root of all internet Chuck Norris talk. if not patient-zero, then someone who knows him.

see also: "lol havf u seen mankriks wife? ware r she?"

it's the reason why I rarely got a horde past 21. I was so beat up after the Barrens that I'd quit.

The skill you never learned is the always-useful tool called "ignoring". The first time I levelled up in the Barrens I actually never looked at the chat box, unless somebody was actually speaking to me.

Internet fads (not saying the word y'all are using) are like "funny" t-shirts- useful for people with a poorly-developed sense of humour.

sonic sphere · 08.14.2009, 02:13 PM

i've aslways been more of a van-damme man myself.

floatingslowly · 08.14.2009, 02:14 PM

my favorite Barrens story: long ago, I decided to try out priest because I actually like healing / buffing people. I would toss fortitude buffs on everyone I saw.

happily making my way down to Ratchet, I saw a lone troll warrior on the road. doing my thing, I ran by, buffed him and waved.

about 2 minutes later, I get a whisper asking "wtf did u do 2 me." [I was busy] "anser me godamit".
I said "lol, newb".
he says "dunt u dare call me a fucking newb. fuck u".
I say "ok, newb".
so he says "ur a fag. i bet ur a beaner 2".
I say "haha? a beaner? because I buffed you? haha newb"
he says "ya fucking fggt beaner. godam mexcan"
I say "enjoy yr vacation, newb!"
/ignore

and yeah, I'm a "fag" and "a beaner" for fucking giving this guy more hitpoints.

this was the first and only time that I actually took the time to report somebody. haha

fucking barrens.

this post has EVERYTHING to do with CHUCK NORRIS.

dirty bunny · 08.14.2009, 02:20 PM

Aww. I know how that kinda thing can sour you on people/places. And believe me, lots of people I know absolutely hated The Barrens. They'd never level another toon there, they got so sick of it. The Horde might have Barrens, but the Alliance have to deal with Goldshire.

Do I still have to reply to the original post about Chuck? Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck Banana Fanna Fo...

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.14.2009, 02:20 PM

EVOLghost · 08.14.2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

see also: "lol havf u seen mankriks wife? ware r she?"

I'm guess someone is spamming this quest? lol oh god. Some part of me wants to go back sooo bad.

dirty bunny · 08.14.2009, 03:31 PM

heheh. the world of warcrack.

floatingslowly · 08.14.2009, 03:40 PM

I'd actually have thoughts of reactivating, but I gave up "the good computer" so that SOMEONE can play sims.

it's debatable as to whether or not this is a good thing.

"just say no" - "one day at a time"

atsonicpark · 08.14.2009, 04:42 PM

I love that.. "the good computer".

I could tell so many stories right now regarding that but eh. THey're all kinda boring and all have the same beginning and end.

Kloriel · 08.14.2009, 04:53 PM

this thread isn't about me is it

Toilet & Bowels · 08.14.2009, 06:46 PM

bruce lee never used a fucking sword, have you ever even seen any of his films?

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2009, 06:50 PM

Fuck Chuck Norris, Billy Mays is where it's at

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.

http://www.billymaysfacts.com/

floatingslowly · 08.14.2009, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

bruce lee never used a fucking sword, have you ever even seen any of his films?

^^^ I'll have to trust that that's true, but Bruce Lee Quotes .com did a TRRRRBLE photoshop job of Lee in his "ready pose".

nice catch.

Kloriel · 08.14.2009, 06:57 PM

dragon is a good movie. you can almost see the exact moment when raul julia gets cancer.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.14.2009, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ I'll have to trust that that's true, but Bruce Lee Quotes .com did a TRRRRBLE photoshop job of Lee in his "ready pose".

nice catch.

yeah, not to mention that they've photo shopped him to hold a fucking japanese sword. it's fucking amteur hour for real.

08.14.2009, 12:04 PM	#22
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	the story with barrens chat: ALL chuck norris ALL the TIME. I believe it to be the root of all internet Chuck Norris talk. if not patient-zero, then someone who knows him. see also: "lol havf u seen mankriks wife? ware r she?" it's the reason why I rarely got a horde past 21. I was so beat up after the Barrens that I'd quit.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 12:14 PM	#23
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,221	i've never seen a chuck norris meme
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 01:42 PM	#24
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Isn't he the guy who hung himself? Oh wait...I keep getting them mixed up
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 01:44 PM	#25
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Bruce Lee fucks Chuck Norris' day up.. By that I mean he kills him, in Way Of The Dragon PLOT The Mafia boss hires foreign martial artists who have trouble communicating with each other to challenge Tang Lung. Tang defeats them with help from his friends in the countryside near the Colosseum. Tang has an iconic final showdown inside the Colosseum with the Karate fighter Colt, the best of the hired fighters. Tang kills Colt, but he covers the body with Colt's white Gi to show his respect and admiration after the fight.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 02:13 PM	#27
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	i've aslways been more of a van-damme man myself. __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 02:14 PM	#28
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my favorite Barrens story: long ago, I decided to try out priest because I actually like healing / buffing people. I would toss fortitude buffs on everyone I saw. happily making my way down to Ratchet, I saw a lone troll warrior on the road. doing my thing, I ran by, buffed him and waved. about 2 minutes later, I get a whisper asking "wtf did u do 2 me." [I was busy] "anser me godamit". I said "lol, newb". he says "dunt u dare call me a fucking newb. fuck u". I say "ok, newb". so he says "ur a fag. i bet ur a beaner 2". I say "haha? a beaner? because I buffed you? haha newb" he says "ya fucking fggt beaner. godam mexcan" I say "enjoy yr vacation, newb!" /ignore and yeah, I'm a "fag" and "a beaner" for fucking giving this guy more hitpoints. this was the first and only time that I actually took the time to report somebody. haha fucking barrens. this post has EVERYTHING to do with CHUCK NORRIS.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 02:20 PM	#29
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	Aww. I know how that kinda thing can sour you on people/places. And believe me, lots of people I know absolutely hated The Barrens. They'd never level another toon there, they got so sick of it. The Horde might have Barrens, but the Alliance have to deal with Goldshire. Do I still have to reply to the original post about Chuck? Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck Banana Fanna Fo... __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 02:20 PM	#30
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 03:31 PM	#32
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	heheh. the world of warcrack. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 03:40 PM	#33
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'd actually have thoughts of reactivating, but I gave up "the good computer" so that SOMEONE can play sims. it's debatable as to whether or not this is a good thing. "just say no" - "one day at a time"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 04:42 PM	#34
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I love that.. "the good computer". I could tell so many stories right now regarding that but eh. THey're all kinda boring and all have the same beginning and end. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 04:53 PM	#35
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	this thread isn't about me is it
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 06:46 PM	#36
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,221	bruce lee never used a fucking sword, have you ever even seen any of his films?
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 06:50 PM	#37
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Fuck Chuck Norris, Billy Mays is where it's at Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95. http://www.billymaysfacts.com/
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.14.2009, 06:57 PM	#39
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	dragon is a good movie. you can almost see the exact moment when raul julia gets cancer.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|