[Newfoundland]

Man, "Shipbuilding" is beautiful!

[_slavo_]

the United States? Facilitator - Terre Thaemlitz
England? N.W.R.A. - The Fall
childhood? Smalltown Boy - Bronski Beat
Marilyn Monroe? Second Bad Vibel - Autechre
straight sex? Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
gay sex?
necrophilia? Candle in the Wind - Elton John
sports? Scum - Napalm Death
drugs? Baby Doll - Cat Power
war? I'm Insane - Sonic Youth
prison?
shoplifting?
TV? MTV Makes me wanna smoke crack - Beck
animals? Merzbear - Merzbow
the "Rock and Roll" lifestyle? Livin' on the edge - Aerosmith
driving? Let Down - Radiohead
fighting?
food?
male prostitution?

[floatingslowly]

the United States? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Horizon on Fire
England? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Black Galleys
childhood? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Horizon on Fire
Marilyn Monroe? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Black Galleys
straight sex? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Horizon on Fire
gay sex? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Black Galleys
necrophilia? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Horizon on Fire
sports? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Black Galleys
drugs? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Release the Krakken
war? Thunderbolt Pagoda - Horizon on Fire

Originally Posted by batreleaser

excellent and original thread! this will actually require thinking...

Originally Posted by batreleaser

im having trouble thinking

lol?

[viewtiful_alan]

the United States?- Rockin In The Free World by Neil Young
England?- London Calling by The Clash
childhood?- I Am A Child by Neil Young
Marilyn Monroe?- Who Killed Marilyn? by The Misfits
straight sex?- Penetration by Iggy and the Stooges
necrophilia?- Skulls by The Misfits (does that count)
sports?- I Hate Sports by 7 Seconds
drugs?- I Feel Like Dying by Lil Wayne
war?- War Pigs by Black Sabbath
prison?- London Dungeon by The Misfits. Honorable Mention: Have you ever spent the night in jail? by The Standells
shoplifting?- Got Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction (are there really other good songs on this topic)
TV?- TV Party by Black Flag. Honorable Mention- There Ain't Shit on TV tonight by The Minutemen
animals?- March of the Pigs by Nine Inch Nails
the "Rock and Roll" lifestyle?- Rock n' Roll Suicide by David Bowie
male prostitution?- 53rd and 3rd by The Ramones

[alteredcourse]

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

shoplifting?- Got Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction (are there really other good songs on this topic)

five finger discount by Choking Victim ?

[Torn Curtain]

the United States? Neil Young - Southern man
England? The Smiths - Suffer little children
childhood? The Cure - Last dance
Marilyn Monroe? Vanessa Paradis - Marilyn and John (even if the song has a very dated 80s production and Vanessa Paradis is mainly crap)
straight sex? Serge Gainsbourg - L'hotel particulier
gay sex? The Smiths - Handsome devil
necrophilia? Don't know any
sports? No idea
drugs? Neil Young - Tired eyes
war? Metallica - Disposable heroes
prison? Bob Dylan - Along the watchtower (the only one that comes to my mind)
shoplifting? The Smiths - Shoplifters of the world unite
TV? The Stooges - TV eye (if that counts)
animals? Talking Heads - Animals
the "Rock and Roll" lifestyle? The Stooges - 1970
driving? Radiohead - Airbag (about car crashes rather though)
fighting? No idea
food? No idea
male prostitution? No idea (don't know many)

[Glice]

These aren't necessarily favourites, but appropriate, methinks.

the United States? America First, Merle Haggard

England? Original Nuttah, Shy Fx
childhood? Coat of many colours, Dolly Parton
Marilyn Monroe? You suffer, Napalm Death
straight sex? Ignition, R Kelly
gay sex? Don't it make your brown eye blue, Crystal Gayle
necrophilia? Agorophobic Nosebleed, made to grind

Bored now.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Glice

England? Original Nuttah, Shy Fx

I fucking love that track. it's with UK Apache, too, no?


I wish I had more jungle than just "welcome to the jungle -v/a".

[Bertrand]

the United States?
I'm so bored with the USA - the Clash
childhood?
Bright Sunny Smiles - TV Personalities
Marilyn Monroe?
Sugar Kane - no competition though, can't think of many
straight sex?
It's Now or Never - Elvis
gay sex?
Adam & Steve - the Frogs - but I don't... wait a minute... know that many songs... OK : Lola - the Kinks
necrophilia?
I dig you - the Last Turtle on Earth
sports?
Oo-Aa-Cantona - the Non-Ronaldoes
drugs?
Bop Pills - Macy "Skip" Skipper
shoplifting?
... - the Slits
TV?
Kill your television - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
driving?
Big Black Car - Big Star
food?
Don't Eat Stuff off the Demonrail - the Cramps

I liked the NWRA, skinheads bowling and career opp' by the way mentioned
and there are two bands that don't exist at all in my list

[Glice]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I fucking love that track. it's with UK Apache, too, no?


I wish I had more jungle than just "welcome to the jungle -v/a".

Yeah, it's with UK Apache, although Shy FX were kind of the 'big deal'. It's a shame they went the way of the coffee table later on.

The problem with a lot of dance music for me is that I don't DJ, so I can't be fucked collecting 12"s. There are probably thousands of brilliant jungle tunes that I don't own just because they're on 12"s. But, y'know, it's music for dancing to, not for the bedroom, so it's just as well.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Glice

The problem with a lot of dance music for me is that I don't DJ, so I can't be fucked collecting 12"s.

I have the same problem (now). jungle just started to hit about the time I stopped buying 12"s, so the ONLY thing I have is that various artists "best of" thing (which despite being a various artists "best of" thing, I love to death).

and you really don't HAVE to dance to it. head nodding will suffice.

Originally Posted by Sir Noise D'Void of Funk

I will NEVER dance!

[DJ Rick]

the United States?
"Revolting Mess" by Ice 9

England?
"Working for the R.N.L.I." by the Shadow Ring

childhood?
"Kids in My Neighborhood" by The Alcoholics

straight sex?
"We'll Be Turned On" by Eddy Current Suppression Ring

gay sex?
"Gimme Back Your Love" by Hunx & His Punx
* "Stinking Memory" by the Brainbombs (more same-sex that gay-sex, as it's about molestation)

necrophilia?
"Grind Her Up" by the Uncalled Four

sports?
"Super Destroyer Mark II" by the Turnbuckles

drugs?
"P.C.P. Crazy" by Venom P. Stinger
"Human Zoo" by MC Monkey & Ape With Attitude

war?
"Good Morning" by Toxic Waste

prison?
"Drunk & Disorderly" by the Shirkers

shoplifting?
"I Like to Shoplift" by Wrecks

TV?
"Television Viewer" by the Vacants

animals?
"Wing Over This Land" by Multiplex

the "Rock and Roll" lifestyle?
"Bulldozer" by the Tight Fits

driving?
"Punkmobile" by Vom
"The Hate Van" by Head

fighting?
"I'm Gonna Punch You in the Face" by the Child Molesters

food?
"Food Emporium" by the Sea Monkeys

male prostitution?
Glass Candy's version of "Johnny, Are You Queer?"

[Glice]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I have the same problem (now). jungle just started to hit about the time I stopped buying 12"s, so the ONLY thing I have is that various artists "best of" thing (which despite being a various artists "best of" thing, I love to death).

and you really don't HAVE to dance to it. head nodding will suffice.

Maybe it's just me. I can do the head-nodding to a lot of things, but dnb/ jungle were the first things I went out raving to, so I'll forever associate it with being twatted on pills and dancing like a mental.

Out of curiosity, what's the big thing in dance in the States at the moment? Britain seems to be in a bit of a grime/ dubstep/ wonky/ Hardcore/ donk/ bassline fuzz at the moment (or at least the bits of the dance world I'm in touch with).

[Glice]

I didn't mean to give the impression wonky is a real thing, by the way.

[Trasher02]

Driving: The Birthday Party - Deaaaaaad Joooooeeee
War: Neil Young - Ohio

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by Newfoundland

straight sex - The Who - Pictures of Lily

Great song and all, but I do hope you realize it's not about sex, but the one handed alternative to...

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Glice

Out of curiosity, what's the big thing in dance in the States at the moment? Britain seems to be in a bit of a grime/ dubstep/ wonky/ Hardcore/ donk/ bassline fuzz at the moment (or at least the bits of the dance world I'm in touch with).

hopefully this can be answered by someone who is younger, cooler and less geographically challenged than I.

I only know jungle because it's over 15 years old.

that said, I would totally listen to wonky just to say I did.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

that said, I would totally listen to wonky just to say I did.

You want to start saying 'yeah, wonky is a bit over-played I reckon' for all sorts of wanker points. Pretending to be jaded by a scene that was only made up a couple of months ago is all sorts of scene points (especially as that scene doesn't really exist).

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I would totally listen to wonky just to say I did.

Glice was just fucking with you. He knows full well that Wonky does exist, and that this is what it sounds like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAy6OQ6rab8

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Glice was just fucking with you. He knows full well that Wonky does exist, and that this is what it sounds like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAy6OQ6rab8

I'm sorry but I have no audio at work. I guess it really doesn't matter.

anyone who cares for that is obviously shit and has no sense of taste what-so-ever.

Wonky stopped being cool a couple of hours ago.

only old people, undocumented immigrants and chavs still listen to it. which are you?



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