Excellently Stupid Movies... - Page 2

vulva · 01.19.2009, 02:02 PM

My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.

http://theroommovie.com/trailers/wml...?movie=WMlarge

Rob Instigator · 01.19.2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vulva

My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.

that's what SONIC YOUTH claim about EJST&NS!!!!!

ZEROpumpkins · 01.19.2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Please tell me you have this, if only so I can watch it. (The bits with the 'evil Nazi hot Frauleins' anyway.)

Other so bad they're awesome movies:

Swept Away (A muscled up Madonna on a deserted island being a muscled up Madonna, shocker.)

Body of Evidence (Madonna again, this time playing Madonna, playing Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, without the sex appeal)

Who's That Girl? (Madge once more, this time playing a kind of Betty Poop-esque jailbird, without the depth of the cartoon character)

Shanghai Surprise (Mrs Penn has a go at playing a missionary. Nuff said.)

Next Big Thing (Maddie and Rupert Everett compete in the 'who's more wooden' olympics - disguised as a metro-sexual rom-com.)

Evita (The Material Girl plays Eva Peron and gets to crucify half a dozen Andrew Lloyd Webber songs in front of a bemused Antonio Banderas.)

Dick Tracy (Madonna has problems convincing the world that she's actually Jean Harlow.)

I had no idea she'd starred in so many movies

Mostly Harmless · 01.19.2009, 08:41 PM

ZEROpumpkins · 01.19.2009, 08:52 PM

I remember seeing the first one when I was 5

Mostly Harmless · 01.19.2009, 09:08 PM

Probably better, but don't own it.

joe11121 · 01.19.2009, 10:00 PM

pretty much every spoof film ever made

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.19.2009, 10:02 PM

GeneticKiss · 01.19.2009, 10:11 PM

Don't even TRY to watch this as a serious cyberpunk film or even for 90s nostalgia. Instead, watch it as a comedy and you'll be ROFLing all night!

atsonicpark · 01.19.2009, 10:37 PM

^^^ At least Takeshi is in it!

noisereductions · 01.20.2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss

Don't even TRY to watch this as a serious cyberpunk film or even for 90s nostalgia. Instead, watch it as a comedy and you'll be ROFLing all night!

You didn't really use "ROFLing" did you?

GeneticKiss · 01.20.2009, 11:02 PM

Yes, I did.

What's it to ya?

atsonicpark · 07.19.2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vulva

My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.

http://theroommovie.com/trailers/wml...?movie=WMlarge

Yeah, this has been one of my favorite films for a few months now. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA.

automatic bzooty · 07.19.2009, 05:57 PM

chrome noise tape · 07.19.2009, 06:22 PM

or witness the ressurection of the joke (mickey mouse...sorry rourke)

atsonicpark · 07.19.2009, 06:39 PM

The Wrestler was okay but overrated as fuck. The only film I like by that guy is Pi.

Also, why is it a resurrection of Rourke? I thought his "ressurection" was Sin City. Still, he hasn't been in anything really good since Johnny Handsome.

Satan · 07.19.2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

YES

plan 9 from outer space
the queen of outer space

basically every outer space b movie

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.19.2009, 06:56 PM

This movie was partially funded by Converse.

atsonicpark · 07.19.2009, 06:56 PM

As far as Ed Wood films go, my favorite is Glen or Glenda? but the one that really blows me away is Night of the Ghouls.

If you want to see the worst "movie" of all time (which is actually still quite good) watch Orgy of the Dead. It's 90 minutes of women dancing to entertain skeletons and whatnot.

atsonicpark · 07.19.2009, 06:56 PM

I love Ice Cream Man. It gets really bizarre at the end. And yeah I always wondered why everuyone is wearing red chucks in it.

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vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke. http://theroommovie.com/trailers/wml...?movie=WMlarge
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Mostly Harmless bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Teenage Wasteland Posts: 205	Probably better, but don't own it. __________________ "Is our team has the sniper?" -The ultimate voice of Halo3 team-slayer desperation.
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	pretty much every spoof film ever made
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GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	Don't even TRY to watch this as a serious cyberpunk film or even for 90s nostalgia. Instead, watch it as a comedy and you'll be ROFLing all night! __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	or witness the ressurection of the joke (mickey mouse...sorry rourke)
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	The Wrestler was okay but overrated as fuck. The only film I like by that guy is Pi. Also, why is it a resurrection of Rourke? I thought his "ressurection" was Sin City. Still, he hasn't been in anything really good since Johnny Handsome. __________________
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	This movie was partially funded by Converse. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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