The worst films ever - Page 2

noisereductions · 12.29.2008, 05:56 PM

I saw Soul Man a million times as a kid. There's way worse. Cabin Boy anybody???

fugazifan · 12.29.2008, 06:00 PM

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Alone in the Dark

my second cousic wrote the screenplay. ive been meaning to see it for a while. i heard that its sooo bad. apparently at his wedding (my cousin's) his friends made fun of him for writing this...

acousticrock87 · 12.29.2008, 06:00 PM

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Cabin Boy anybody???

I think I know someone who was in that (if it's the one I'm thinking of). The back of his head or something. I never saw it, but he bragged.

LifeDistortion · 12.29.2008, 06:02 PM

The NeverEnding Story III, I assure you this exists.

ploesj · 12.29.2008, 06:14 PM

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The NeverEnding Story III, I assure you this exists.

well, it IS called the neverending story...

sorry.

GeneticKiss · 12.29.2008, 06:28 PM

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Johnny Fuckin' Mnemonic

Johnny Mnemonic is actually pretty entertaining if you treat it like a comedy.

"I want...ROOM SERVICE!!"

viewtiful_alan · 12.29.2008, 06:46 PM

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I mean this totally sincerely: I love bad movies.

Same.

ZEROpumpkins · 12.29.2008, 06:58 PM

Bah, enough of this "for French speakers" crap. It's an English message board, innit?

StevOK · 12.29.2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LifeDistortion

The NeverEnding Story III, I assure you this exists.

Haha, yeah. I like how Jack Black is the psychotic school bully, and he says stuff like "I'm gonna rock your world!"

atsonicpark · 12.29.2008, 11:41 PM

Freddy Got Fingered is one of my all time favorite films.

Manos: Hands of Fate is also fucking amazing; great atmosphere.

I love Troll 2... actually, I love a lot of the films that are on the last.

Ankle Biters, Gangs of the Dead, all 3 Pirates of the Caribean, Death Racers, Matrix Revolutions are the worst films I've ever seen... films with NOTHING to enjoy about them, from any angle.

!@#$%! · 12.29.2008, 11:43 PM

the "lord of the rings" trilogy. so much fucking money into making such fucking piece of shit.

!@#$%! · 12.29.2008, 11:45 PM

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"Revenge of the Sith", we waited 30 fucking years for that piece of shit?

oh! that one too.

atsonicpark · 12.29.2008, 11:47 PM

Yeah, Lord of the Rings is awful, but the worst new film I've seen recently is the King Kong remake. How does Peter Jackson go from Dead Alive to THAT?!

"Crash", that movie about racism, was also fucking terrible.

Oh, has anyone seen that Jack black/ben stiller film "Envy"? THAT is SHIT. Pun intended.

Man, there are just so many awful fucking films!

The worst I've ever rented off of netflix was either "ultrachrist" or "snot rocket and super detective".

Daddylikes · 12.29.2008, 11:48 PM

"The Shaft"

here's the wikipedia.com plot summary:

"Plot summary
When several people die unexpectedly in an express elevator in a New York City landmark called the Millennium Building, everyone, at first, thinks it's a technical problem. But when repairmen repeatedly can't find any problems with the elevator, it's clear that something else is at work.
A tabloid investigative journalist (Watts) and an elevator mechanic (Marshall) seek to get to the bottom of what's causing the deaths, as officials try to play down the incidents and the government investigates them as terrorist attacks.
The duo eventually discover that the elevators indeed have a life of their own."

That's Naomi Watts and James Marshall!

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.29.2008, 11:49 PM

Napoleon Dynamite...such garbage.

!@#$%! · 12.29.2008, 11:51 PM

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Napoleon Dynamite...such garbage.

what the fuck? that movie is hilarious! a fucking classic!!!

atsonicpark · 12.29.2008, 11:52 PM

It's decent.

Hated Nacho Libre though.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.29.2008, 11:52 PM

I can't stand it. I really can't. It makes me sad to think that I actually watched it. Although, I think my opinion in movies is negated because I like the Godfather Part III

!@#$%! · 12.29.2008, 11:54 PM

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I can't stand it. I really can't. It makes me sad to think that I actually watched it.

sometimes i play it just for the hell of it. napoleon with his eyes closed reporting "the news" is the most fucking pathetic sight ever. how can you not laugh at that? and-- "pedro offers you his protection"-- ha ha ha ha.

atsonicpark · 12.29.2008, 11:55 PM

I probably wouldn't like some of the annoying people who really like Napoleon Dynamite and quote it all the time and shit... but the movie itself isn't too bad. Sometimes, a movie has to be separated from its fanbase (as does music; Tool, System of a Down, Deftones, and a few others are GREAT bands! But most of their fans? Eh...)

I haven't looked at that wiki list in a while but is Leonard Part 6 still considered one of the worst films ever? That and Hudson Hawk are probably in my top 100 films of all time. Just amazing spoofs of the action genre.

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noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	I saw Soul Man a million times as a kid. There's way worse. Cabin Boy anybody???
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	The NeverEnding Story III, I assure you this exists.
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Bah, enough of this "for French speakers" crap. It's an English message board, innit? __________________
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12.29.2008, 11:41 PM	#30
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Freddy Got Fingered is one of my all time favorite films. Manos: Hands of Fate is also fucking amazing; great atmosphere. I love Troll 2... actually, I love a lot of the films that are on the last. Ankle Biters, Gangs of the Dead, all 3 Pirates of the Caribean, Death Racers, Matrix Revolutions are the worst films I've ever seen... films with NOTHING to enjoy about them, from any angle. __________________
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12.29.2008, 11:43 PM	#31
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	the "lord of the rings" trilogy. so much fucking money into making such fucking piece of shit.
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12.29.2008, 11:47 PM	#33
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, Lord of the Rings is awful, but the worst new film I've seen recently is the King Kong remake. How does Peter Jackson go from Dead Alive to THAT?! "Crash", that movie about racism, was also fucking terrible. Oh, has anyone seen that Jack black/ben stiller film "Envy"? THAT is SHIT. Pun intended. Man, there are just so many awful fucking films! The worst I've ever rented off of netflix was either "ultrachrist" or "snot rocket and super detective". __________________
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12.29.2008, 11:48 PM	#34
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	"The Shaft" here's the wikipedia.com plot summary: "Plot summary When several people die unexpectedly in an express elevator in a New York City landmark called the Millennium Building, everyone, at first, thinks it's a technical problem. But when repairmen repeatedly can't find any problems with the elevator, it's clear that something else is at work. A tabloid investigative journalist (Watts) and an elevator mechanic (Marshall) seek to get to the bottom of what's causing the deaths, as officials try to play down the incidents and the government investigates them as terrorist attacks. The duo eventually discover that the elevators indeed have a life of their own." That's Naomi Watts and James Marshall!
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Napoleon Dynamite...such garbage. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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12.29.2008, 11:52 PM	#37
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	It's decent. Hated Nacho Libre though. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I probably wouldn't like some of the annoying people who really like Napoleon Dynamite and quote it all the time and shit... but the movie itself isn't too bad. Sometimes, a movie has to be separated from its fanbase (as does music; Tool, System of a Down, Deftones, and a few others are GREAT bands! But most of their fans? Eh...) I haven't looked at that wiki list in a while but is Leonard Part 6 still considered one of the worst films ever? That and Hudson Hawk are probably in my top 100 films of all time. Just amazing spoofs of the action genre. __________________
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