[truncated]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I would just like to interject that pale skin= severe hottness.

Sure, until you're a lovely shade of tomato red, lying in agony and lathered with rather odorous aloe vera gel. Trust me, it's not pretty.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by truncated

Sure, until you're a lovely shade of tomato red, lying in agony and lathered with rather odorous aloe vera gel. Trust me, it's not pretty.

I've done that.
Hence my original suggestion for London.

[Amaranth]

Originally Posted by truncated

Hell, I never thought of that.

You're a genius.

Often times a flight can be changed for about $100. And if you are getting free food and drink at the tropical location, then you are saving what you would have spent for food and drink in London so a little extra for the ticket shouldnt be an issue.

Just get some spf 50 sunscreen, you will be alright!

[Glice]

I don't know the answer. Try consulting the Oracles. They're about 4.1 times more effective than the SY diaspora.

[Hip Priest]

In England, would you be going anywhere near Birmingham? Although the average visit to The Birmingham Pen Trade Museum is merely one hour, I'm sure you could get more out of it. Admission is free.

Do they have a pen museum in Puerto Vallarta?

[krastian]

London, baby.

[porkmarras]

You should go to London but make sure that you keep the undies on.

[LifeDistortion]

Originally Posted by truncated

However, I just got invited to a Puerto Vallarta which, because someone else gave up their spot, will be entirely free to me.

If by invited you mean with a group of your friends, go to Puerto Vallarta. If its with a group of your pals it should be a ball right? London can wait, not saying its not worth the trip as well, it probobly is. But if its between going to London by yourself and going to Puerto Vallarta with a group of friends, the second might be just a little more fun.

[!@#$%!]

can i repeat myself??

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

if you are sensitive to the sun i'd say go to mexico for a few days only and then go to the u.k., where you can enjoy a cloudy, rainy summer with no damage to your alabaster skin.

to enjoy life take big bites etc etc & moderation is for monks

[truncated]

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

In England, would you be going anywhere near Birmingham? Although the average visit to The Birmingham Pen Trade Museum is merely one hour, I'm sure you could get more out of it. Admission is free.

Do they have a pen museum in Puerto Vallarta?

I think I just had an orgasm.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by truncated

I think I just had an orgasm.

please! post pictures!

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edit: see, you just made me think with my penis
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=2731

[truncated]

Unrelated, but I figured I'd share:

 

[king_buzzo]

haha^

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by truncated

Unrelated, but I figured I'd share:

 

intriguing picture, and yet, the pen fetish seems to tickle the penis-thinking thing better

[Danny Himself]

You'd be amazed at how scarce Londoners are in London. You have a better chance of meeting a cockney in Mexico.

[Toilet & Bowels]

the other day my brother told me he'd mentioned to somebody at work that he was going to meet some friends in london and they told him not to forget his passport

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

You'd be amazed at how scarce Londoners are in London. You have a better chance of meeting a cockney in Mexico.

In the four years I lived in London, I think I met maybe 10 or so actual cockneys. I have met loads and loads of them outside of London though. My suspicion is that they are shipped away from London as soon as they are old enough to get the accent.

[_slavo_]

Originally Posted by truncated

(... all dumb Americans deserve to get mugged).

Yes that's true. I second that

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Glice

In the four years I lived in London, I think I met maybe 10 or so actual cockneys. I have met loads and loads of them outside of London though. My suspicion is that they are shipped away from London as soon as they are old enough to get the accent.

They all work on market stalls throughout the country. Seriously....every market place in the UK will be chock full of cockneys shouting "1 paahhhnd o' bananas fer a paaahhhhnnnd"

[Phlegmscope]

Originally Posted by Iain

"1 paahhhnd o' bananas fer a paaahhhhnnnd"

What the hell?! That's ridiculously expensive. The cockneys are shittin' ya.