[Toilet & Bowels]

my favourite lager at the moment is peroni, it's a good beer for a sunny afternoon

 

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Glice

How can you say that when you're not even old enough to drink?

Bloody kids these days. In my day it was all steaks, cider and teenage abortions. Now, they're bloody vegans with mortgages. I blame Thatcher...

i drank my first beer when i was 12, but got bored pretty quickly of drinking and didn't start again until college.

now, i leave you with the wise words of gang green:

We're gonna die when the sun comes up
We'll drink until we drop
My blood's one hundred proof
We're gonna stumble twist and crawl
Got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
I'd rather drink than fuck

No doubt about it
Can't live without it
No doubt about it
I can't live without it, alcohol
Alcohol

Why it's my destiny?
You get the beer
We get the time
You get the coke, gimme a line

No doubt about it
Can't live without it
No doubt about it
I can't live without it, alcohol

We're gonna die when the sun comes up
We'll drink until we drop
My blood's one hundred proof
We're gonna stumble twist and crawl
Got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
I'd rather drink than fuck

You get the beer
We get the time
You get the coke, gimme a line

No doubt about it
Can't live without it
No doubt about it
I can't live without it
Alcohol

my poison of choice lately has been whiskey...any whiskey really.

[Magublafix]

 

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Alcohol

''Moi?''

 

[jon boy]

i like alchohol but can saver it more than when i was younger. then it just went down my neck.

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Not into it.
I would probably have a little more exciting social life if I were, I suppose.
Being around very drunk people is only as entertaining as it theoretically should be about 25 percent of the time.

Exactly. I rarely drink but I actually had a bottle of Tiger beer last night and it was OK. £2.80 though....I think i'll stick to the cranberry juice for the time being.

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Glice

How can you say that when you're not even old enough to drink?

Bloody kids these days. In my day it was all steaks, cider and teenage abortions. Now, they're bloody vegans with mortgages. I blame Thatcher...

Hahaha because I have friends who can buy it. Or I just find random people to buy it for me. Same thing with smokes. Easy as pie.

[Toilet & Bowels]

seriously, please, i know i'm just some faceless internet-o-being, but DO NOT start smoking, you WILL live to bitterly regret it.

[alyasa]

I <3 Jack Daniels.

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

seriously, please, i know i'm just some faceless internet-o-being, but DO NOT start smoking, you WILL live to bitterly regret it.

I'm trying to cut back hahaha

[Toilet & Bowels]

i've been smoking for 10 years, on and off for the last four but i just can't quit for good.

[EMMAh]

They're stupid little things aren't they?
Like I feel so dumb when I look at them and want them so bad, if you know what I mean. I've tried to quit twice and failed miserably each time, apparently it takes about seven tries.

[Toilet & Bowels]

more like 7000

anyway, back to the subject at hand. the reason i'm still up at this hour is that i went out on the piss tonight. "let's just go and have a beer in the square seeing as the weather is good"... i don't know how i fell for that one.

[Toilet & Bowels]

well good luck when something bad happens!

[Phlegmscope]

Seeing how my mom and most of my friends smoke, it's surprising I never even started. Therefore, everytime I see people whining how they just can't quit, I momentarily feel myself as better being of higher willpower.

[EMMAh]

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Seeing how my mom and most of my friends smoke, it's surprising I never even started. Therefore, everytime I see people whining how they just can't quit, I momentarily feel myself as better being of higher willpower.

It's weird how much of an impact your parents smoking can have on you. I remember being like 4 and knowing my dad smoked Players Light.
If I'm still smoking by the time I have kids, I'm not going to smoke around them at all, I wont even leave the damn packs out for them to see.

[hey alex]

Originally Posted by krastian

Gimme


Alcohol leavin’ me dry
Now it is time for pie
Takin’ them as they come
Alcohol please give me some

If I stay in the same place
The animals will lick my face
Soak in the dawn of day
Rollin’ my body away

Alcohol leavin’ me dry
Now it is time for pie
Takin’ them as they come
Alcohol please give me some

first thing i though when seeing this thread.

[sonicl]

Gang Green - "Alcohol"

We're gonna die when the sun comes up
We'll drink until we drop
My blood's 100 proof
We're gonna stumble, twist and crawl
99 bottles of beer on the wall
I'd rather drink than fuck

No doubt about it - I can't live without it
No doubt about it - I can't live without it
Alcohol, Alcohol

[atari 2600]

The Kinks

Here is a story about a sinner,
He used to be a winner who enjoyed a life of prominence and position,
But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements,
And his selfish wifes fanatical ambition,
It turned him to the booze,
And he got mixed up with a floosie
And she led him to a life of indecision.
The floosie made him spend his dough
She left him lying on skid row
A drunken lag in some salvation army mission.
Its such a shame.

Oh demon alcohol,
Sad memories I cannot recall,
Who thought I would say,
Damn it all and blow it all,
Oh demon alcohol,
Memories I cannot recall,
Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol.

Barley wine pink gin,
Hell drink anything,
Port, pernod or tequila,
Rum, scotch, vodka on the rocks,
As long as all his troubles disappeared.
But he messed up his life and he beat up his wife,
And the floosies gone and found another sucker
Shes gonna turn him on to drink
Shes gonna lead him to the brink
And when his moneys gone,
Shell leave him in the gutter,
Its such a shame.

Oh demon alcohol,
Sad memories I cannot recall,
Who thought I would fall,
A slave to demon alcohol.

[atari 2600]

Ozzy


I'm sick and tired of your excuses
Can't deal with living anymore
I'll give you reasons to continue
While you lie writhing on the floor

I'll wash away your lies
And have you hypnotized
There'll be no compromise today
I'll share your life of shame
I think you know my name
I'll introduce myself to you

I'm demon alcohol
Demon alcohol
I'll get you

If you could deal with your reflection
I'm sure you'd see into my eyes
There'll be no need for resurrection
Let's drink to people of the lies

You'll know that one's too much
I'll know ten's not enough
There'll be no compromise today
I'll watch you lose control
To lose your very soul
I'll introduce myself to you
I'm demon alcohol
Demon alcohol
Ha ha
Demon alcohol
Demon alcohol, let's party

(demon alcohol)
(demon alcohol)

I'm sick and tired of resolutions
You've quit me time and time again
Don't speak of suicide solutions
You took my hand, I'm here to stay

This time it's you or me
I'll never set you free
There'll be no compromise today
So satisfy your lust
Too much can't be enough
I'll introduce myself to you

demon alcohol
demon alcohol
Aha
Demon alcohol
Demon alcohol
I'll get you