[Rob Instigator]

nomadic follower, you can go to a radio hack or any electronics store and get a PRE-AMP for around $15-$25. put a 9 volt battery in it, attach the thing to your receiver and attach the turntable to your pre-amp. you will ROCK

[king_buzzo]

i want one. i can porbably get it for like 50$ if i wanted to give the money

[Toilet & Bowels]

i've been relagated to plugging my CD walkman into my guitar amp to listen to music as my stereo has knackered itself and i can't afford a new one on my stude's budget.

anyway, glice, how big is your collection?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i've been relagated to plugging my CD walkman into my guitar amp to listen to music as my stereo has knackered itself and i can't afford a new one on my stude's budget.

anyway, glice, how big is your collection?

Not that large. I hit the 1,000 mark around January of this year. That's CD's and Vinyl combined. It's about 30/70 in favour of CD's, unfortunately.

*Edit: That's albums; I can't be bothered to include 12"s and singles, there's not that many of them though, 150-200 odd maybe...

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

Not that large. I hit the 1,000 mark around January of this year. That's CD's and Vinyl combined. It's about 30/70 in favour of CD's, unfortunately.

*Edit: That's albums; I can't be bothered to include 12"s and singles, there's not that many of them though, 150-200 odd maybe...

biggest penis?! pfff!

[porkmarras]

If i was to judge someone's penis on how many records they owned i could safely say that mine would be waiting outside your doorstep.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

If i was to judge someone's penis on how many records they owned i could safely say that mine would be waiting outside your doorstep.

that's if it isn't already.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

biggest penis?! pfff!

Oh, I see, it's the old 'entice the record collector with a serious question in order to make a derisory comment about my cock' trick. Well, rest assured sonny Jim*, it's big enough to make yo' momma cry.



*I have no idea if I'm old enough to use this insult.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

Oh, I see, it's the old 'entice the record collector with a serious question in order to make a derisory comment about my cock' trick. Well, rest assured sonny Jim*, it's big enough to make yo' momma cry.



*I have no idea if I'm old enough to use this insult.

Good for you Mr Glice.How long and hard do you stare at it every day?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

that's if it isn't already.

Look out of the window.Do you see anything?No?It's not there then.

[DemonBox]

Vinyl is great, I got myself a turntable two years ago, and I love it. I have to use my guitar amp for speakers, since I destroyed my last speakers And the collection is coming on pretty well, I have about 200 Lps, and 12 singles.

[Glice]

I had Lizard eyes implanted so it never need be neglected for any period of time.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

I had Lizard eyes implanted so it never need be neglected for any period of time.

Just wondering.I've rememberd that the closer you stare at something,the bigger it looks.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

*I have no idea if I'm old enough to use this insult.

you'd have to be 39 or 40 at the very youngest. dad.

[Glice]

Well, alright then. I'll change 'sonny Jim' to 'cuntchops' if that's ok with everyone?

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Look out of the window.Do you see anything?No?It's not there then.

neighbourhood watch finally caught up with you?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

neighbourhood watch finally caught up with you?

Do you not read 'The Hackney gazette'?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by The Hackney Gazette

HOUSE FOUND WITHOUT CRACK, PROSTITUTES, CHILD ABUSE RING OR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. In other news, man seen attempting to post his own penis through a letterbox.

...

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

...

I'm typing from a prison cell.Toilet & Bowels,your letter box hurt my knob.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm typing from a prison cell.Toilet & Bowels,your letter box hurt my knob.

i was wondering why the doormat stuck to my shoe the other day