bush or no bush? - Page 2

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:34 PM

well that's too much.

we all sniffers of good bush have said here "groomed and trimmed".

king_buzzo · 09.17.2008, 04:35 PM

yes. it does. it looks sick.

it looks so old and diseased. i'd photoshop-shave that picture just so it doesnt look like this. ew.

Cantankerous · 09.17.2008, 04:36 PM

what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA.

for good fucking.

do you like men with no pubes, like little babies?

king_buzzo · 09.17.2008, 04:37 PM

lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.

Cantankerous · 09.17.2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

for good fucking.

do you like men with no pubes, like little babies?

what makes bush-fucking better?

and no. but you know. you could maintain it.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.

virgin!

Pookie · 09.17.2008, 04:39 PM

Women are dirty aren't they buzzo. I bet you're glad you have nothing to do with them.

schizophrenicroom · 09.17.2008, 04:41 PM

there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what makes bush-fucking better?

and no. but you know. you could maintain it.

the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.

uhler · 09.17.2008, 04:44 PM

i like the french soft core porn look. i like taking an adventure in the jungle.

or are you talking about bush the band?

floatingslowly · 09.17.2008, 04:45 PM

as a practical benefit, shorn poon doesn't make my face itchy.

besides that, due to circa 1-9-7-0's pr0n, I've seen more than enough bush to last me a lifetime (and then some).

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides.

Ah, the famous pant moustache, as seen through the ages.

I'm, hmm, either/or, I suppose. I don't have a fetish for the hairless thing, but then again it can look most fetching with a desired one having no pubes. Depends on the person, I suppose.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Ah, the famous pant moustache, as seen through the ages.

I'm, hmm, either/or, I suppose. I don't have a fetish for the hairless thing, but then again it can look most fetching with a desired one having no pubes. Depends on the person, I suppose.

Pant moustache... you made me choke on my rice, Melly.

Cantankerous · 09.17.2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.

my skin isn't raw!

don't shave. wax. once, twice, a thousand times WAX.

lol "weird hamburger"

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.

God damnit. I'm eating.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

gmku · 09.17.2008, 04:53 PM

God invented smooth high-tech razors for a reason, right?

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

my skin isn't raw!

don't shave. wax. once, twice, a thousand times WAX.

lol "weird hamburger"

yeah im for wax over shave 100% where it's applied.

but a bald mons veneris is just weird.

whereas a nice patch of red pussy curls cannot be surpassed by any bottled perfume on this planet. it's a most amazing thing.

THIS IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT.

with other hair pigmentations-- it varies. blondes being my least favorite. BUT STILL YUMMY IN EVERY OCCASION.

well, unless you're fucking a street person, a hippie slob, or an animal.

MellySingsDoom · 09.17.2008, 05:00 PM

I know what I'm buying !@#$%! for Xmas. Yep, his very own merkin (red coloured). Plenty of nom nom nomming fun for him there.

!@#$%! · 09.17.2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I know what I'm buying !@#$%! for Xmas. Yep, his very own merkin (red coloured). Plenty of nom nom nomming fun for him there.

does it look like this?

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09.17.2008, 04:34 PM	#21
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,518	well that's too much. we all sniffers of good bush have said here "groomed and trimmed".
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09.17.2008, 04:35 PM	#22
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	yes. it does. it looks sick. it looks so old and diseased. i'd photoshop-shave that picture just so it doesnt look like this. ew.
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09.17.2008, 04:36 PM	#23
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA. __________________ RETIRED
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09.17.2008, 04:37 PM	#25
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.
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09.17.2008, 04:39 PM	#28
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Women are dirty aren't they buzzo. I bet you're glad you have nothing to do with them.
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09.17.2008, 04:41 PM	#29
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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09.17.2008, 04:44 PM	#31
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	i like the french soft core porn look. i like taking an adventure in the jungle. or are you talking about bush the band?
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09.17.2008, 04:45 PM	#32
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	as a practical benefit, shorn poon doesn't make my face itchy. besides that, due to circa 1-9-7-0's pr0n, I've seen more than enough bush to last me a lifetime (and then some).
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09.17.2008, 04:53 PM	#37
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	God invented smooth high-tech razors for a reason, right? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.17.2008, 05:00 PM	#39
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I know what I'm buying !@#$%! for Xmas. Yep, his very own merkin (red coloured). Plenty of nom nom nomming fun for him there. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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