[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

No, that record is held by SuchFriends, he is into dreadlocks. Maybe I am wrong.

you can wash dreadlocks. i think most people wash their dreads like once a week but i have no idea.

[demonrail666]

Americans seem to wash approximately five times a day. It's a wonder they have any skin left.

[✌➬]

There goes my preconception about reggae. Fuck, I am pissed.

[✌➬]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Americans seem to wash approximately five times a day. It's a wonder they have any skin left.

No I wash two times a day, sometimes three.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

No I wash two times a day, sometimes three.

filthpot.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Americans seem to wash approximately five times a day.

not this one.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

not this one.

Yeah, but you're Irish. So you just have your annual bath on christmas eve night in front of the fire.

[Cantankerous]

sounds about right. you know how fucking hard it is to heat up all those buckets of water, drag them up the stairs, and pour them in the bath?

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

so i think i'm the record holder for not washing my hair then? i wash the rest of me every day.

Unlikely seeing as how I haven't washed my hair (with shampoo at least) since roughly before you were born.

[Cantankerous]

do you use soap, or are you bald?

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Yeah, but you're Irish. So you just have your annual bath on christmas eve night in front of the fire.

OK then Belfast boy, explain why, during your last visit to Melly Towers, you insisted on spending two hours in my shower. TWO HOURS. Do you realise how long it took me to clean up the filth you left behind? And did you HAVE to leave your empties of Red Bulll in the toilet?

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

sounds about right. you know how fucking hard it is to heat up all those buckets of water, drag them up the stairs, and pour them in the bath?

And even then you have to go through the whole drama of tipping the potatoes out before pouring the water in.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

do you use soap, or are you bald?

"Is demonrail bald"? Ha ha ha ha ha! This is the line of the day so far!

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

do you use soap, or are you bald?

Nope, the menstrual blood of virgins. Works a treat.

[✌➬]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

OK then Belfast boy, explain why, during your last visit to Melly Towers, you insisted on spending two hours in my shower. TWO HOURS. Do you realise how long it took me to clean up the filth you left behind? And did you HAVE to leave your empties of Red Bulll in the toilet?

He was pleasing himself.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Nope, the menstrual blood of virgins. Works a treat.

i'll keep that one in mind.

Originally Posted by demonrail666

And even then you have to go through the whole drama of tipping the potatoes out before pouring the water in.

it's easier to just not bother. i'm sure you understand.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

OK then Belfast boy, explain why, during your last visit to Melly Towers, you insisted on spending two hours in my shower. TWO HOURS. Do you realise how long it took me to clean up the filth you left behind? And did you HAVE to leave your empties of Red Bulll in the toilet?

I was looking for a window through which to escape.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it's easier to just not bother. i'm sure you understand.

It's what God invented ponds for, surely.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I was looking for a window through which to escape.

I remember that, because after we finished recording, I wanted to play you a CD. It was the Ting Tings CD. I can still hear you cries of "for the love of God, turn that thing OFF!"

I'm truly sorry about that, Mister Demon. Seriously.

[✌➬]

That's not my name.