If you were a governor... - Page 2

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 09:12 AM

The national anthem in the United States of Melly would by "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways. On special occasions, the forthcoming SY Gossip all-girl rock monster "Female Trouble" will perform this song live on national TV.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

I would make noise compulsory in schools since the age of 4

you think they don't have that already with all the screams and squeals?

mangajunky · 08.28.2008, 09:29 AM

From this day on, the official language of Phatt Island will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

SYRFox · 08.28.2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you think they don't have that already with all the screams and squeals?

By noise, I mean da skronkz

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 11:00 AM

On my island everybody will have to choose an avatar and then glue it to their face (eyeholes are optional). They will have to also choose a username, and this shall replace their given name. Then they will strongly give their opinion on any and every given subject and emphasize that they are right and everybody else is wrong, and it will then be everybody else's duty to reply to him with sharp sarcasm about why he and his idea are stupid.

█████████ · 08.28.2008, 11:01 AM

restrict obesity and rename the island
legalize and promote botellóns
legalize public sex
promote sex with co-workers
all tourists and visitors depend on public approval
free access to lsd on public libraries
create paraphilias centres
legalize siestas
ban whining
ban public displays of ecstasy
promote ridicularization
ban electronic keyboards
ban cars with automatic transmission
limit spectator sports audiences
ban cheerleading and fanboys
ban stamp signatures
punish the excessive use of foreignisms
deport twats
...

SYRFox · 08.28.2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

On my island everybody will have to choose an avatar and then glue it to their face (eyeholes are optional). They will have to also choose a username, and this shall replace their given name. Then they will strongly give their opinion on any and every given subject and emphasize that they are right and everybody else is wrong, and it will then be everybody else's duty to reply to him with sharp sarcasm about why he and his idea are stupid.

Is it just me or is this place (your island) just a revolving predictable argument?

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████

legalize public sex

if you saw some of the "action!" that I did on Monday night/Tuesday morning, you'd think twice about that one!
*heaves*

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

Is it just me or is this place (your island) just a revolving predictable argument?

Is it just me or is this place (my island) just awesome?

SYRFox · 08.28.2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

Is it just me or is this place (my island) just awesome?

Be a real man!

█████████ · 08.28.2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

if you saw some of the "action!" that I did on Monday night/Tuesday morning, you'd think twice about that one!
*heaves*

ha! please describe the "action"

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 11:15 AM

Went to a notorious gay bar/shagging shop - men hanging around toilet cubicles, odd "grunting" noises coming from said cubicles, and a guy next to me at the urinals wanking himself blind - a less than impressively sized cock, I must say. None of 'em were lookers, and I needed another drink after that absurdity...

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

Be a real man!

what are you listening to?

dang, I guess not everything works...

SYRFox · 08.28.2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

what are you listening to?

dang, I guess not everything works...

If you were a governor...

everything would work

floatingslowly · 08.28.2008, 11:31 AM

full and equal rights for synthetics.

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 11:37 AM

Also, every conversation you start must have a title describing what you will be talking about. You will hang this around your neck using a small thread, and the sign will be known as the "thread title."

floatingslowly · 08.28.2008, 11:38 AM

I can't wait to visit (and subsequently hijack) yr island.

instead of reputation can we pass out punches?

reputation is for pussies.

atsonicpark · 08.28.2008, 11:39 AM

_slavo_ · 08.28.2008, 11:40 AM

Cable TV with 5 channels based on screening various types of non-mainstream music to every household.
My choices would be "Alternative Rock TV", "Drone TV", "Jazz TV", "Avant TV" and, ultimately, "Mesrbrow&Wolves Eyez TV"

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I can't wait to visit (and subsequently hijack) yr island.

instead of reputation can we pass out punches?

reputation is for pussies.

That will be fine, but if you do it too much, we will deam you a "troll" and the mod-cops will ban you from my island.

08.28.2008, 09:12 AM	#21
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	The national anthem in the United States of Melly would by "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways. On special occasions, the forthcoming SY Gossip all-girl rock monster "Female Trouble" will perform this song live on national TV. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.28.2008, 09:29 AM	#23
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	From this day on, the official language of Phatt Island will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old! __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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08.28.2008, 11:00 AM	#25
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	On my island everybody will have to choose an avatar and then glue it to their face (eyeholes are optional). They will have to also choose a username, and this shall replace their given name. Then they will strongly give their opinion on any and every given subject and emphasize that they are right and everybody else is wrong, and it will then be everybody else's duty to reply to him with sharp sarcasm about why he and his idea are stupid. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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08.28.2008, 11:01 AM	#26
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	restrict obesity and rename the island legalize and promote botellóns legalize public sex promote sex with co-workers all tourists and visitors depend on public approval free access to lsd on public libraries create paraphilias centres legalize siestas ban whining ban public displays of ecstasy promote ridicularization ban electronic keyboards ban cars with automatic transmission limit spectator sports audiences ban cheerleading and fanboys ban stamp signatures punish the excessive use of foreignisms deport twats ...
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08.28.2008, 11:15 AM	#32
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Went to a notorious gay bar/shagging shop - men hanging around toilet cubicles, odd "grunting" noises coming from said cubicles, and a guy next to me at the urinals wanking himself blind - a less than impressively sized cock, I must say. None of 'em were lookers, and I needed another drink after that absurdity... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.28.2008, 11:31 AM	#35
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	full and equal rights for synthetics.
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08.28.2008, 11:37 AM	#36
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Also, every conversation you start must have a title describing what you will be talking about. You will hang this around your neck using a small thread, and the sign will be known as the "thread title." __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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08.28.2008, 11:38 AM	#37
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I can't wait to visit (and subsequently hijack) yr island. instead of reputation can we pass out punches? reputation is for pussies.
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08.28.2008, 11:39 AM	#38
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	__________________
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08.28.2008, 11:40 AM	#39
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	Cable TV with 5 channels based on screening various types of non-mainstream music to every household. My choices would be "Alternative Rock TV", "Drone TV", "Jazz TV", "Avant TV" and, ultimately, "Mesrbrow&Wolves Eyez TV" __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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