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Cantankerous · 08.26.2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

"LIZ IS IN THE HOSPITAL!"
"I PUT THAT BITCH THERE"
"KANA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

i'm thinking about terrorizing her slowly and subtley first. deflate her tires, mail her cow hearts anonymously, erase her harddrive with a magnet, etc.

ooh yeah
just make her life hell
make her think she's going crazy

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.26.2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

"LIZ IS IN THE HOSPITAL!"
"I PUT THAT BITCH THERE"
"KANA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

i'm thinking about terrorizing her slowly and subtley first. deflate her tires, mail her cow hearts anonymously, erase her harddrive with a magnet, etc.

Or just cut her brake lines.

Just remember: Super-Glue is a gift from the Good Dude upstairs when trying to annoying people.

Kegmama · 08.26.2008, 03:38 PM

punch her in the throat.

boy_howdy · 08.26.2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

yr boyfriend may , JUST MAY, be fucking her too.

you have no idea how impossible that is. he hates her too, and we're fucking attatched at the hip. and when my boyfriend was single, she was single, and as soon as we started dating, she started copying me and got some skinny music-obsessed vegan boyfriend (eerily similar to mine) even though i know the week before they started dating she was fucking my friend's roommate.

Pookie · 08.26.2008, 03:39 PM

Kick her in the fanny.

08.26.2008, 03:39 PM

do the teeth trick!!!

SYRFox · 08.26.2008, 03:40 PM

You should burn her ears with fuckin' harsh noise y'know, like play larsens ultra loud when she's around. That way she'll never be able to copycat you anytime in the future

Cantankerous · 08.26.2008, 03:40 PM

make her eat the curb!

Pookie · 08.26.2008, 03:41 PM

Force feed her Orange Revels.

Rob Instigator · 08.26.2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

you have no idea how impossible that is. he hates her too, and we're fucking attatched at the hip. and when my boyfriend was single, she was single, and as soon as we started dating, she started copying me and got some skinny music-obsessed vegan boyfriend (eerily similar to mine) even though i know the week before they started dating she was fucking my friend's roommate.

that's good. sometimes these things get ugly because "SOMEONE" is lying, you know?

Rob Instigator · 08.26.2008, 03:43 PM

wait till she is asleep, cut open a habanero pepper, rub your index finger all on the inner seeds and walls of the pepper, then shove that fucker third-knuckle deep into her snatch. the burn in her vajayjay will learn her some manners.
and while you're at it, get her in the eye too. pussy flow and pepper finger all in the eye. wow. what kinda stanky hurt is that gonna be cuz you know that bitche's dick-hole is stank

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 03:44 PM

^^^ wow rob's been putting some SERIOUS thought into this one.

you people and yr violence disgust me.

clearly, this is the job for a good ol' fashioned hex.

Cantankerous · 08.26.2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

wait till she is asleep, cut open a habanero pepper, rub your index finger all on the inner seeds and walls of the pepper, then shove that fucker third-knuckle deep into her snatch. the burn in her vajayjay will learn her some manners.
and while you're at it, get her in the eye too. pussy flow and pepper finger all in the eye. wow. what kinda stanky hurt is that gonna be cuz you know that bitche's dick-hole is stank

skin the pepper and shove the whole thing up her snatch

Pookie · 08.26.2008, 03:46 PM

Kiss and make up.

Which is what she's probably doing with your slut of a boyfriend right now.

boy_howdy · 08.26.2008, 03:47 PM

i don't want to go anywhere near that wasteland of STDs. Sometimes i make up fake bands and "namedrop" them around her, and she'll post bulletins like "does anyone have any (made up band name) albums? mine got deleted and i want to listen to them

"

SERIOUSLY

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 03:47 PM

pookie's right. maybe she just needs a hug.

Pookie · 08.26.2008, 03:48 PM

You bitch whore.

Remind me never to cross you.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2008, 03:49 PM

will do.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.26.2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

i don't want to go anywhere near that wasteland of STDs. Sometimes i make up fake bands and "namedrop" them around her, and she'll post bulletins like "does anyone have any (made up band name) albums? mine got deleted and i want to listen to them

"

SERIOUSLY

Yeah, I'd go with Kegmama's throat punch idea. That's the only way she'll ever learn.

Kegmama · 08.26.2008, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

Sometimes i make up fake bands and "namedrop" them around her, and she'll post bulletins like "does anyone have any (made up band name) albums? mine got deleted and i want to listen to them

"

SERIOUSLY

haha. ^ my best friends old lady is like this. she wants so bad to be me its ridiculous. as he started briging her around more she would ask where i got my clothes, shoes, hair done, etc. then she went and dyed her hair the same color and attempted to interpret my style (failed miserably). worst thing though was we went shopping once and i found some cute tinkerbell panties and she bought the same f-ing kind! so gross.

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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Kiss and make up. Which is what she's probably doing with your slut of a boyfriend right now.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	You bitch whore. Remind me never to cross you.
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