[Cantankerous]

yeah, sure i would be a vampire.

i might be one already. well let's see...


- long black hair
- paper white skin
- persistent dark circles under eyes
- fangs
- pervasive urges to kill people
- avoidant of sunlight

looks like it.

[nicfit]

nails too short.

kiddin'.

I think I wouldn't be a good vampire.
Can't decide on the main question of the thread coz I'm lame.

[Cantankerous]

they're not any good for anything anyway

and hello

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/25...8ef45c.jpg?v=0

[nicfit]

 

oh, come on!!! a vampire with fake nails?? LAME!!!

btw, yep, they wouldn't be of much use, maybe to help grasp/keep your victims still while feeding.

[nicfit]

now that I think about it, both hair and nails would stop growing...

[acousticrock87]

And if we're talking Anne Rice, here, you'd just get one of those spiked thimble things to drain the blood from victim's wrists anyway.

[Cantankerous]

i have gigantic man-hands, not to mention i'm very strong particularly for someone of the weaker sex...i don't think i need long nails to do my job.

[MellySingsDoom]

^^^All you need is the sharp teeth, and I reckon you've got the post of the SY Gossip Board Official Vampire.

[Cantankerous]

i have sharp teeth.

[MellySingsDoom]

Right, that's it - the job's yours:

 

Arise Countess Cantancula!

[mangajunky]

There are vampires all around, but they aren't immortal. They just suck all the positive energy from you and keep you down. You know those people. They seem like they're cool at first but you feel mentally drained after hanging out with them.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

I would LOVE to be a vampire.

Non-stop partying.
Hot chicks.
Hot VAMPIRE chicks.

But i'd be a non-gothic vampire
Goths are super lame

[Mostly Harmless]

It's a tough call, but ultimately no.
Though the prospect of vampire chicks is incredibly tempting, I once saw a Twilight Zone episode where some guy got fucked into never dying. And I put Rod Serling's judgement before my own any day.

 

What a badass.

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i have gigantic man-hands, not to mention i'm very strong particularly for someone of the weaker sex...i don't think i need long nails to do my job.

that sounds more like a werewolf

[Rob Instigator]

vam,pires suck

you can't get a hard-on, you cannot make sweet sweet monkey love to a woman, you cannot enjoy a tasty delicacy, you eat blood and sht out some sort of nasty ass gruel, looking like black tar heroin and smelling of rust.

on the plus side they are near immortal

why do they cant get a hard-on?

[Rob Instigator]

vampires are UN-DEAD
they die and are reborn again as vampire
they do not have sexual urges, nor can they fulfill any woman secually, which is why they are always portrayed as causing orgasms when they suck the blood of a woman, even though that is such stupid soap opera bullshit

I fucking HATE anne rice

the single worst, mopst pedantic, unceasingly florid and overblown prose writer onf the last 20 years.

her writing is fucking HORRIBLE

her storytelling thopugh, is better, but still way too obsessed with gay vampires

ok, thanks for clearing up

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

there are easier ways to live forever:

 

 

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

vam,pires suck

you can't get a hard-on, you cannot make sweet sweet monkey love to a woman, you cannot enjoy a tasty delicacy, you eat blood and sht out some sort of nasty ass gruel, looking like black tar heroin and smelling of rust.

on the plus side they are near immortal

What if you could make sweet sweet monkey love to women, but all the other vampire clauses still apply- would you become a vampire?