Lets make a typical American comedy - Page 2

Danny Himself · 07.15.2008, 10:42 AM

Oh and the female celebrity's dad has to be an ex-army colonel and/or ex-professional quarterback who all the guys are scared of.

pbradley · 07.15.2008, 10:46 AM

Even better, her father is a supercelebrity actor famous for badass roles and all the guys are scared of him but really he's a nice guy.

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 10:58 AM

yeh her dad is a musician that had one big song and now his daughter is a famous pop star.. ....

!@#$%! · 07.15.2008, 11:08 AM

don't forget the token black guy

and a saucy yet illiterate bigassed latina

Danny Himself · 07.15.2008, 11:15 AM

The black guy trains all the guys on how to get into the famous girls pants because obviously black men are all sexperts

!@#$%! · 07.15.2008, 11:16 AM

and the latina is --of course!-- the cleaning lady

Danny Himself · 07.15.2008, 11:17 AM

and then later on in the film she and the black guy hook up

!@#$%! · 07.15.2008, 11:20 AM

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and then later on in the film she and the black guy hook up

nooo!

that's too proletarian

the american dream is all about fucking whitie!

except the black men aren't allowed cos there's fear of the black man!

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.15.2008, 11:42 AM

And there 'd be a dumpy guy who 'd try to become her best friend to fuck her. He would also dedicate shitty poems to her...

MellySingsDoom · 07.15.2008, 12:13 PM

There'd be the Dad who's a bit racist but secretly lusts after women who look like Rihanna.

Mostly Harmless · 07.15.2008, 01:27 PM

The guy who reads really delicate poetry should eventually hook up with the dog that's shagging legs. We can throw in a line like "everytime I wrote those poems I was thinking of you, Ladybird!"
This doesn't just have to be yr routine comedy, it can also be a beautiful polictical statement way ahead of its time.

Danny Himself · 08.15.2008, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

There'd be the Dad who's a bit racist but secretly lusts after women who look like Rihanna.

Because he secretly has a second wife and family who are all black

ALIEN ANAL · 08.15.2008, 06:01 AM

haha yeh

and they raise grey hounds

Danny Himself · 08.15.2008, 06:16 AM

So they're pretty well off. They have no idea about his white family, they just assume he's always on greyhound business.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.15.2008, 06:18 AM

ah man i love being stoned

MellySingsDoom · 08.15.2008, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Because he secretly has a second wife and family who are all black

Ha ha ha ha ha - quality!

_slavo_ · 08.15.2008, 06:28 AM

The soundtrack will include a song by Jimmy Eat World.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.15.2008, 06:34 AM

oh oh and sum 41

and sum 41 will release a single that has shots fro the movie in the their video clip

and at a party in the movie there will be the band sitting around

MellySingsDoom · 08.15.2008, 06:53 AM

The movie will feature a cameo role by Justin Timberlake, whose clothes invariably fall off in front of the daughter. "Hilarity" ensues.

_slavo_ · 08.15.2008, 06:53 AM

And the film will involve a big pool house party and the parents coming in unannounced mid-party while their son is making out with two ladies.

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08.15.2008, 06:16 AM	#34
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