T.V. Been on Commercial for 15 minutes, God that is Awful - Page 2

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.23.2008, 04:52 PM

It's even worse when it's not natural and there's a foley artist making those sounds. Makes me crack up. I saw a skit somewhere once about a porn foley artist...that was funny too.

atsonicpark · 06.24.2008, 12:26 AM

hahah WHAT? foley artist? that's amazing.

I think deep throating sounds like donald duck quacking.

Porn!

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.24.2008, 12:47 AM

Yeah it was hilarious, I wish I could remember what show I saw that skit on, or if it was an internet skit....oh well.

schizophrenicroom · 06.25.2008, 12:01 PM

commercials are annoying, but infomercials are an american pastime. look for one about the 'magic bullet' blender.

✌➬ · 06.25.2008, 12:54 PM

I've seen that one so many times.

gmku · 06.25.2008, 12:57 PM

Quit your whining and enjoy it. Millions of starving Asians would give anything to watch commercials.

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2008, 01:14 PM

There are paint smears on everything I own
The vapor rub is lying on a table of filth
Christmas cards to which I never reply
My eyeballs absorb only blue filtered light

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

I wish theyd put prince namor on the tube
Hold on, I think I have to puke
Theres a spot in the corner where I always go
I like to feed the flies that I know

But please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

Babies in prison, they call it a womb
Nine month sentence, no parole
Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs
Breathe deep, we need a donor for blood

Jaguars at the cemetary
Cadillacs grazing at your grave
Zeniths grazing at your grave
Sonys grazing at your grave

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.25.2008, 01:21 PM

What is even worse is now they've started to put previews and commercials on DVDs right at the beginning and you can't skip them as if they have the same importance as the copyright infringement info and penalties.

gmku · 06.25.2008, 01:24 PM

Yeah! That is irritating.

It's like this metropolitan slick magazine I got in the mail today. You can hardly tell the ads from the editorial. I pitched it immediately.

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2008, 01:25 PM

hell, advertisements now crowd nearly 1/3 of the visible screen on many cable TV shows. not only do they have a commercial on the corner, but then they add these scrolls and sliding commercials at the bottom, sometimes cutting off nearly 13 of the video screen. I fucking HATE IT

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.25.2008, 01:27 PM

I'm surprised they haven't started putting radio like advertisements before music on cds.

I probably shouldn't have said that, now I've given them the idea.

✌➬ · 06.25.2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I'm surprised they haven't started putting radio like advertisements before music on cds.

I probably shouldn't have said that, now I've given them the idea.

On the next SY cd, you'll hear previews for MCR.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.25.2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

On the next SY cd, you'll hear previews for MCR.

I fucking hope not or straight in the microwave it goes.

Cantankerous · 06.25.2008, 01:31 PM

two tv sets and two cadillac cars ain't gonna help me at all

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2008, 01:41 PM

she started dancing to that Fine FINE music

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I'm surprised they haven't started putting radio like advertisements before music on cds.

I probably shouldn't have said that, now I've given them the idea.

if they do this, and it turns out they got the idea from YOU on this forum, you will pay my friend, you will pay!

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.25.2008, 01:44 PM

Living with the thought that I gave them idea would be punishment enough, but tell that to a mob of SY boardies with bloodlust in their eyes.

Hopefully no music corporate types troll here. At least I didn't put it in Sonic Sharing where all the bots go to play.

Cantankerous · 06.25.2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

she started dancing to that Fine FINE music

when he gets all high pitched is the best part

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2008, 01:47 PM

you said it

greedrex · 06.25.2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

Deep throating turns me off so much. Sounds like taking a plunger to a toilet.

what the fuck are you talking about????!!!
hahahahhaa

EDIT: had not watched the video sorry the wife is around!!!! you'll get me busted and all miserable when i'll have to explain it's some SY forum boardie who had posted blah

06.23.2008, 04:52 PM	#21
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	It's even worse when it's not natural and there's a foley artist making those sounds. Makes me crack up. I saw a skit somewhere once about a porn foley artist...that was funny too.
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06.24.2008, 12:26 AM	#22
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	hahah WHAT? foley artist? that's amazing. I think deep throating sounds like donald duck quacking. Porn! __________________
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06.24.2008, 12:47 AM	#23
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Yeah it was hilarious, I wish I could remember what show I saw that skit on, or if it was an internet skit....oh well.
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06.25.2008, 12:01 PM	#24
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	commercials are annoying, but infomercials are an american pastime. look for one about the 'magic bullet' blender. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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06.25.2008, 12:54 PM	#25
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I've seen that one so many times. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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06.25.2008, 12:57 PM	#26
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Quit your whining and enjoy it. Millions of starving Asians would give anything to watch commercials. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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06.25.2008, 01:14 PM	#27
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	There are paint smears on everything I own The vapor rub is lying on a table of filth Christmas cards to which I never reply My eyeballs absorb only blue filtered light Tv casualty, tv casualty Were all right Tv casualty, tv casualty I wish theyd put prince namor on the tube Hold on, I think I have to puke Theres a spot in the corner where I always go I like to feed the flies that I know But please dont feed my television screen Please dont feed my television screen Please dont feed my television screen Please dont feed my television screen Tv casualty, tv casualty Were all right Tv casualty, tv casualty Babies in prison, they call it a womb Nine month sentence, no parole Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs Breathe deep, we need a donor for blood Jaguars at the cemetary Cadillacs grazing at your grave Zeniths grazing at your grave Sonys grazing at your grave Tv casualty, tv casualty Were all right Tv casualty, tv casualty Were all right Tv casualty, tv casualty __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.25.2008, 01:21 PM	#28
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	What is even worse is now they've started to put previews and commercials on DVDs right at the beginning and you can't skip them as if they have the same importance as the copyright infringement info and penalties. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.25.2008, 01:24 PM	#29
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Yeah! That is irritating. It's like this metropolitan slick magazine I got in the mail today. You can hardly tell the ads from the editorial. I pitched it immediately. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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06.25.2008, 01:25 PM	#30
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	hell, advertisements now crowd nearly 1/3 of the visible screen on many cable TV shows. not only do they have a commercial on the corner, but then they add these scrolls and sliding commercials at the bottom, sometimes cutting off nearly 13 of the video screen. I fucking HATE IT __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.25.2008, 01:27 PM	#31
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'm surprised they haven't started putting radio like advertisements before music on cds. I probably shouldn't have said that, now I've given them the idea. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.25.2008, 01:31 PM	#34
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	two tv sets and two cadillac cars ain't gonna help me at all __________________ RETIRED
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06.25.2008, 01:41 PM	#35
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	she started dancing to that Fine FINE music __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.25.2008, 01:44 PM	#37
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Living with the thought that I gave them idea would be punishment enough, but tell that to a mob of SY boardies with bloodlust in their eyes. Hopefully no music corporate types troll here. At least I didn't put it in Sonic Sharing where all the bots go to play. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.25.2008, 01:47 PM	#39
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	you said it __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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