Closet twats don't all hate Christ, you twat.

[floatingslowly]

Twats for Jesus approves of this thread.

[This Is Not Here]

Oh, so this thread ISN'T a thread about more people who live in closets, right?

[This Is Not Here]

 

[Everyneurotic]

i'm sure jarvis is an out, loud and proud twat.

[demonrail666]

 

Being a hero and being a twat is such a fne line, and Kenneth Anger is getting closer to crossing it everyday.

[This Is Not Here]

Do I want to know who that is?

[demonrail666]

 

I'm so close to starting to think of this one as a bit of a twat. Maybe it's his constant hanging out with Pharrell and P. Diddy. Maybe it's that stupid bint out of the Pussycat Dolls he has tagging along behind him. Either way, twat status becomes increasingly obvious as the days go past.

[pbradley]

 

Wayne Coyne has been border-lining twatdom for at least a decade now. From a decent noise pop slacker to the CEO of self-proclaimed weird gimmick twatness, it's hard for me to decide whether he really is a twat. While the suit and his interviews suggest twat, he's still modest as fuck living in the same town he grew up in with his wife that he met way before being famous.

[floatingslowly]

^^ wrong thread.

he's full-on twat.

his kitchen is cool though. I'm jealous of his lunchbox collection.

PS: I don't place people who own their entire city block in the modest category, well, maybe THAT city block, but still.

[demonrail666]

 

I'd be the first to say that, in the beginning, I was a big fan of Peter Kay. But how many times can a man get away with simply reminding us of long forgotten crisp flavours or silly things our parents say before we just end up turning over. A lot more times it would appear, judging by the constant stream of DVDs that include the exact same jokes.

This thread was made for the likes of Peter Kay who isn't a twat yet, but the signs are all there.

Garlic bread? Shut up Peter, it just isn't funny anymore.

I had seen the future a long time ago with him. I have also been waiting for his twattishness to explode on his believers' faces for too long.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

he's full-on twat.

Takes one to know one, I suppose.

[demonrail666]

Yeah, I was a bit slow on the uptake with ol' Peter, I have to admit. His first stand up DVD was excellent though, and a few of those That Peter Kay Thing episodes had their moments, but he's proven to be a bit of a one trick pony. And that Amarillo record really was the last straw. Worse still, he's now pandering to an audience that, frankly, I wouldn't piss on if it was on fire - and half wish was.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Takes one to know one, I suppose.

are you trying to say something here or is that just yr big twat flapping in the wind?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I was a bit slow on the uptake with ol' Peter.

way to gay up the thread.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

way to gay up the thread.

You must be a bit slow on the uptake yourself 'cause this is a thread about twats in the closet, after all.

[demonrail666]

 

Kyuss were awesome, as were QOTSA up till and including Songs for the Deaf. But since then it's been crappy guest slot after crappy guest slot and a decline in Queens that's of almost Metallica-like proportions. Four words ... come back Nick Olivera.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You must be a bit slow on the uptake yourself 'cause this is a thread about twats in the closet, after all.

YR WORDS MAKE MY HEAD SWIM.

I cunt speak yr language.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

YR WORDS MAKE MY HEAD SWIM.

I cunt speak yr language.