ever jizzed up someones nostrils??? - Page 2

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2008, 01:10 PM

why do so many "men" find it sexually exciting to see a woman with what is essentially runny snot all over her face or tits or ass or whaatever?

and why are there so many (it seems) "men" who find it sexually exciting to see some drugged up whore, or just as stupid skank, drinking semen from a cup?

I will never understand it.

fucking stupid people. focused on semen instead of on making the delicious lovely lady who has been so kind as to allow you to penetrate her in personal and private ways feel fantasic, and making her cum repeatedly?

I don;t get it at all.

people are so fucking stupid.

EMMAh · 05.13.2008, 01:13 PM

You mean like a dirty dragon?
Cause if you do, no. If someone even did that to me I would be pissed beyond words.

jonathan · 05.13.2008, 01:20 PM

This thread does not compare to the finger in the ass thread.

Very average. I give it a C.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.13.2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

why do so many "men" find it sexually exciting to see a woman with what is essentially runny snot all over her face or tits or ass or whaatever?

and why are there so many (it seems) "men" who find it sexually exciting to see some drugged up whore, or just as stupid skank, drinking semen from a cup?

I will never understand it.

fucking stupid people. focused on semen instead of on making the delicious lovely lady who has been so kind as to allow you to penetrate her in personal and private ways feel fantasic, and making her cum repeatedly?

I don;t get it at all.

people are so fucking stupid.

I don't think it is exciting, I just think it is funny when it accidentally happens.

And you can always say to yourself after a breakup "well, that girl wasn't very nice to me, but hey, I came on her face once during a blowjob, so I guess its even."

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

girls dont like that

i bet they don't like it when you expose their latest jizz snort on the internet either

i mean if it's the one that's with you in all the pictures

✌➬ · 05.13.2008, 01:40 PM

I always do it on their faces. Or inside. HA!!!

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2008, 02:05 PM

a while ago i slept with a girl and i came on he belly, and she started to rub it into herself and then it got mixed in with the moisturizer she had so it just turned to slime, it was gross, it made me wonder would she have done the same thing had i sneezed on her.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 05.13.2008, 02:17 PM

hahaha
gross

yeah, it wasn't on purpose
she thinks it was

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2008, 02:23 PM

there is no way to truly aim it

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 05.13.2008, 02:28 PM

well she pulled it out of her mouth and tilted her head back

should I get her some flowers and Afrin?

edit: I'm sober and I feel awful about this

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2008, 02:30 PM

tell her next time she gts to cum on yr face.

pbradley · 05.13.2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

well she pulled it out of her mouth and tilted her head back

should I get her some flowers and Afrin?

edit: I'm sober and I feel awful about this

A neti pot, perhaps??

Everyneurotic · 05.13.2008, 03:37 PM

hahahaha

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2008, 03:38 PM

cue up "Be Aggressive" by Faith No More off the classic Angel Dust album

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-yInSwCYA

jon boy · 05.13.2008, 04:11 PM

ive jizzed everywhere.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

ive jizzed everywhere.

literaly?

nature scene · 05.13.2008, 05:15 PM

the streets are flooded with the ejaculate of jon boy

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.13.2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

there is no way to truly aim it

the porn industry begs to differ.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.13.2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

well she pulled it out of her mouth and tilted her head back

should I get her some flowers and Afrin?

edit: I'm sober and I feel awful about this

tell her like Eazy E said, "Bitch dont be affraid its only a dick!"

m1rr0r dash · 05.13.2008, 06:47 PM

i only ever jizz into nostrils.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	why do so many "men" find it sexually exciting to see a woman with what is essentially runny snot all over her face or tits or ass or whaatever? and why are there so many (it seems) "men" who find it sexually exciting to see some drugged up whore, or just as stupid skank, drinking semen from a cup? I will never understand it. fucking stupid people. focused on semen instead of on making the delicious lovely lady who has been so kind as to allow you to penetrate her in personal and private ways feel fantasic, and making her cum repeatedly? I don;t get it at all. people are so fucking stupid. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	You mean like a dirty dragon? Cause if you do, no. If someone even did that to me I would be pissed beyond words. __________________
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jonathan children of satan Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 320	This thread does not compare to the finger in the ass thread. Very average. I give it a C.
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05.13.2008, 01:40 PM	#26
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I always do it on their faces. Or inside. HA!!! __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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05.13.2008, 02:05 PM	#27
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	a while ago i slept with a girl and i came on he belly, and she started to rub it into herself and then it got mixed in with the moisturizer she had so it just turned to slime, it was gross, it made me wonder would she have done the same thing had i sneezed on her.
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05.13.2008, 02:17 PM	#28
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	hahaha gross yeah, it wasn't on purpose she thinks it was
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05.13.2008, 02:23 PM	#29
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	there is no way to truly aim it __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.13.2008, 02:28 PM	#30
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	well she pulled it out of her mouth and tilted her head back should I get her some flowers and Afrin? edit: I'm sober and I feel awful about this
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05.13.2008, 02:30 PM	#31
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	tell her next time she gts to cum on yr face. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.13.2008, 03:37 PM	#33
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05.13.2008, 03:38 PM	#34
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	cue up "Be Aggressive" by Faith No More off the classic Angel Dust album http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-yInSwCYA __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.13.2008, 04:11 PM	#35
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ive jizzed everywhere. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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05.13.2008, 05:15 PM	#37
nature scene 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: da souf Posts: 671	the streets are flooded with the ejaculate of jon boy
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05.13.2008, 06:47 PM	#40
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	i only ever jizz into nostrils. __________________
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