[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

You're damn close, bean-pole.

Don't call me bean-pole. Just because I want your balls in my mouth DOES NOT give you the right to insult my tweaker-esque build.

[fugazifan]

ive been a member for almost two years and havent reached 1000 posts yet...
do i have a life?
no
its just i dont have that much to say :-)

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

he may be nicer than me, but he posts like a cock

like one, or with one?

the latter is far more impressive (which is exactly why I'm posting with mine now).

you should see me HIT the SHIFT key. IMPRESSIVE IMO.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

like one, or with one?

the latter is far more impressive (which is exactly why I'm posting with mine now).

you should see me HIT the SHIFT key. IMPRESSIVE IMO.

I heard he can Ctrl+Alt+Del...

[floatingslowly]

GGTFOI!

(sorry, sometimes it's hard to only hit one key).

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Low posters are cool with me becuz it generally means that when/if they do post they actually have something relevant to say. Something they are actually passionate about that may have more substance then just the general ranting and raving that happens here on a daily basis.

no, they're sitting there, hands poised over their keyboards, desperately trying to think of something funny or clever, but ending up spurting out, "I've been here about a year, and I haven't hit the 1,000 post mark yet", like the big pointless throbbing cocks they are.

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

GGTFOI!

(sorry, sometimes it's hard to only hit one key).

yeah, cock and balls together maybe, and then only if your thumb got in the way

[floatingslowly]

couldn't be. my thumb is planted firmly in my ass.

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

couldn't be. my thumb is planted firmly in my ass.

that post made my winkle go all stiff

[floatingslowly]

you should post with it now.

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

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[Kloriel]

grobble brumble conumbrel auguaries frog flinging catapult listers
total draught sisters
the last of the irishmen
waddles with a penguin on a leash
and green pantaloons wrapped 'round his head
while a wagoneer of epic collector type follows
with half a dozen drained cases
somehow in sacramento

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

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that 9-caps lock-Y combo is brilliant.

brb I need to wash my keyboard.


PS: my increasing niceness is palpable.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

PS: my increasing niceness is palpable.

It's kinda making me sick if you wanna know the truth.

[StevOK]

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

no, they're sitting there, hands poised over their keyboards, desperately trying to think of something funny or clever, but ending up spurting out, "I've been here about a year, and I haven't hit the 1,000 post mark yet", like the big pointless throbbing cocks they are.

No, actually I have control over what I post, unlike you. You just post whatever idiotic vomit you happen to be thinking about. Quality over quantity, douchebag.

[_slavo_]

I think I'll become a low poster soon.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by StevOK

No, actually I have control over what I post, unlike you. You just post whatever idiotic vomit you happen to be thinking about. Quality over quantity, douchebag.

hey now, I've been defending you, but now yr hitting a little too close to home!

quality is for suckers.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

I think I'll become a low poster soon.

me too, I'm considering hiatus. there has to be a board somewhere that is not quite so (how do you say in inglais) "up tight".

[Rob Instigator]

I have a framed Goo Poster and a framed Holiday in Cambodia poster.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Everybody's nice! Lets have a big group hug, I think I hear "Dark Star" in the distance...

i laughed so hard