[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

why yes i did, however it wasn't
a) i'm going on vacation
and i'm sorry to sound like a narcissistic bitch and say this
b) i think i'm a bit more um...well known

hooray!! yr IN-famous!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well atsonicpark claims to be the most popular guy in his town so this is an even match.

we could square off!

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

hooray!! yr IN-famous!

No such thing as back publicity, baby.

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

we could square off!

chkitout...

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?p=533288&highlight=popular#post5332 88

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I made this decision a good year ago: I don't WANT company. I'm extremely popular, everyone likes me, I have no enemies, etc............ but all these people constantly going, "Hey man let's hang out!"? I used to hang out with EVERYBODY until I realized most people just want to sit around and get stoned all the time. Or most people just want something from me. Most importantly, EVERYONE wants me to visit them, and they'll never come visit me. Almost everyone around me has no job, no goals, etc. and I don't look down upon them, except when they get pissed cuz you don't have as much free time as they do... So, as it is, I have 2 or 3 really close friends who I see all the time now, who have ideals and "morals" similiar to mine (it's not that I MIND getting stoned, but there's so much more better to do than that -- like cough syrup!). Basically, my close friends like El Topo as much as me. And my acquaintances just go, "Hmm, that moviez weird. Weed."

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...ked#post331125

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I was a "goth" kinda dude in middle schooll.

In high school, I discovered Melt Banana, Atari Teenage Riot, Mr. bungle, and all sorts of "weird" bands and people thought I was weird on the bonus. So, I was the weird kid.. who was well-liked. Kinda liek now.

tee hee.

i have a memory like a sponge.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

chkitout...

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?p=533288&highlight=popular#post5332 88


http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthr...ked#post331125



tee hee.

i have a memory like a sponge.

pffft hahahaha

[ALIEN ANAL]

 

[!@#$%!]

wait wait i have the top one

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?p=379218&highlight=popular#post3792 18

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

serious answer:
actually, believe it or not, i am probably one of the most popular, if not the most popular, people in the "scene".

unfortunately, i don't really like anybody.

so, to answer your question, i have a million acquaintances, i have like one good friend and my girlfriend... so... yeah. no reason to have a cell phone. fuck cell phones.


oh... the reasons they annoy me:
1. i don't want people to be able to get ahold of me whenever they want to
2. i don't really like talking on the phone to most people, so why pay a shit load of money a month to have people talk to me when .. i don't want to talk
3. they're annoying, they get in the way, they're heavy...
4. i don't want to look like one of those IDIOTS who walks around, bumping into walls and shit, because they're always reading "hilarious lol cell phone txts" 24/7

i know people who live and die by their cell phone. they're sad. i'd rather no one ever call me than to have a fucking cell phone. and if people want to reach me, i have a house phone (SHOCK!) or... the internet! a great way to contact people!

there. that's complete.

[!@#$%!]

okay so i was just gonna pop in to say "have fun adam", ha ha, and i encountered this!

 

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by pbradley

No such thing as back publicity, baby.

 

i was refering to this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egLjBsK9K8o

[pbradley]

I've read that book but never saw the movie. I've been told I should avoid it.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

 

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAN WHO TAUGHT HIS ASSHOLE TO TALK??

His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.

This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.


This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”
“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”


After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.


Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”


After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous — (did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa and only among Negroes where the little toe amputates spontaneously?) — except for the eyes you dig. Thats one thing the asshole couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk.

[atsonicpark]

I am very well-liked in my town but it's a town of 40,000 people, so it's not a huge accomplishment. The things I said in those replies posted above taken out of context are pretty silly, though they were pretty good replies to the threads I was replying to at the time.

Anyway, maybe I'll be more "well-known" on here when my post count rises... Can't wait!... Cuz lord knows I haven't actually, y'know, done anything for anyone on this board except talk about how cool I am! PS: SCISSOR SHOCK! (it feels good to do that, I haven't done that in a while... mmm)

Though speaking of how cool I am, I was wearing a Battle Royale shirt when I went to see Polysics and I met with them and the keyboard player said, "Nice shirt, I love that movie." in broken-English. It made me smile like a little school boy.

The simple joys of life.

This convention I'm going to in Florida is about a million anime nerds and Star Trek geeks dressed up like Evangelion characters. I'm not dressing up. I did dress up like Link as a joke one time. I liked wearing tights. Hayden or somebody who's my friend on there can probably post the picture, I'm too lazy to right now.

Also, since we're quoting me on here, why not quote something about my girlfriend shoving a finger in my ass? It'd go with the above picture.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I am very well-liked in my town but it's a town of 40,000 people, so it's not a huge accomplishment.

Anyway, maybe I'll be more well-known when my post count rises! Can't wait!!!

ha ha ha.

have fun in florida man.

[atsonicpark]

Battle Royale is an excellent book, movie, and manga by the way. The concept seems a bit cheesy but it works.

The sequel, though, is in the top 10 worst films I've ever seen. I mean, jesus fuck..


EDIT: Yeah, I edited my post a few posts above you to mention a few more things. But thanks for the wishes, symbols guy.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

why yes i did, however it wasn't
a) i'm going on vacation
and i'm sorry to sound like a narcissistic bitch and say this
b) i think i'm a bit more um...well known

That's not very nice. Very immodest of you, I must say. I value atsonicpark's opinion much higher than yours. I'm not kissing ass or anything, it's just the truth.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

That's not very nice. Very immodest of you, I must say. I value atsonicpark's opinion much higher than yours. I'm not kidding ass or anything, it's just the truth.

WELL KNOWN is not synonymous with FUCKING AWESOME. i don't fucking care if you value my opinion or not. i don't really value anyone's opinions. so what?

[ZEROpumpkins]

Oops, that quote just pointed out a very obvious spelling error that I made.

[m1rr0r dash]

 

[the ikara cult]

Sometimes i read threads on here and cry out of shame for having exposed myself to such frippery.
This is one such occasion.

[m1rr0r dash]