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Old 12.14.2007, 04:34 PM   #21
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I bailed on the company party last week but I can't really get out of the departmental party next week. Just show up and hang for an hour, hopefully there will be some decent food. My boss for the past 7 years is retiring this month and in the past she would take us to a very expensive meal someplace with $100 bottles of wine and I would get FUCKED UP. Good wine is good!

There is an incredible amount of candy and sweets around from all the vendors.
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Old 12.14.2007, 04:37 PM   #22
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Since I started working at home, every day's an office party of one. Woo hoo.
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Old 12.14.2007, 04:39 PM   #23
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I read somewhere that more people get fired for what they did or said at holiday office parties than for any other reason.
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Old 12.14.2007, 05:04 PM   #24
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i don't know how i meant it to come out. i... don't... know. i wasn't flirting.

oh no... i did all that last night at his work party.

i have a bad habit of calling people pussies when i drink.

there's this one guy who hates me because he's nickname is now pussy.

4th of july:
girl: hey everyone want a shot?
pussy: oh no... not me.
me: why the fuck not? you a fucking pussy? waaaah does your pussy hurt? awww your poor poor fucking pussy. you fucking pussy... just take a fucking shot, puss.
pussy: blank stare
girl: here are the shots! (and she brought the pussy one too... we all drink shots, including the pussy)
me: awww did that make your pussy feel better, you fucking pussy?

and on... and on....

i tried to tell him one night that i didn't really think he was a pussy... he didn't seem to care.

ha ha no worries. just 2 days ago i called my wife's boss a pussy. oooops!

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Old 12.14.2007, 06:38 PM   #25
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lol, i'm leaving for mine in an hour... they sprung for a buffet of fancy food and an open bar! at a country club! i'm gonna get thrashed! hopefully i'll still have a job tomorrow.
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Old 12.14.2007, 06:50 PM   #26
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Actually, as long as it's free and alcohol is served, I'm there. It's the ones they hold in a dreary conference room with soda and cashews that I find excrutiating.
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Old 12.14.2007, 06:51 PM   #27
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lol, i'm leaving for mine in an hour... they sprung for a buffet of fancy food and an open bar! at a country club! i'm gonna get thrashed! hopefully i'll still have a job tomorrow.

just don't say or do much! Drink happily but quietly and you'll be fine.
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Old 12.14.2007, 09:45 PM   #28
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just don't say or do much! Drink happily but quietly

that's the guy who gets his desk moved to the basement.
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Old 12.14.2007, 11:18 PM   #29
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Let me rephrase it. Drink friendly and make only small talk, circulate a little but don't stand out.
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Old 12.15.2007, 01:56 AM   #30
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i am so glad i will never have to deal with this kind of shit my whole life.
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Old 12.17.2007, 10:01 AM   #31
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I try to avoid them as much as I can, but sometimes you just get cornered and you have to go. I don't mind leaving parties so much because it's generally an occasion when everyone gets plastered and the person who is leaving slags off his/her entire department and collegues to comedy effect, but I simply don't particularly want to socialise with people from my own department so much, even though I get along with virtually all of them.
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Old 12.17.2007, 10:21 AM   #32
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I got fired from my job.
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Old 12.17.2007, 10:23 AM   #33
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Old 12.17.2007, 06:41 PM   #34
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so i went, and it was only an open bar for about 2 hours. but that was long enough for me to get pretty shitty. it was actually kinda boring, but the food was good. everybody started to leave about 2 hours into it. although me & my roomate (who was my date, lol) ended up going to a bar w/ a few of my kooler co-workers and their wives and getting even drunker, lol!
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Old 12.17.2007, 07:31 PM   #35
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i had mine the other night - the eventful things what happened were some guy attempting to break my thumb in a club afterwards... and then also I witnessed a co-worker do a shit in the middle of the smoking area, which, to say the least, was pretty wild. Apparently the place is trying to get the police involved - which, if true, is great!
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