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I feel like I've posted this idea before, but I always thought it would be funny to put viagra in some poor sucker's drink at a party. Of course, I would never go through with it...
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yeh thats kinda dangerous, whats if he dies
then youll have wasted viagra i havnt had sex in ages... for some reason im not overly interested in having sex with my girlfriend..i just dont think of her like that..whats wrong with me?
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the end of the ugly
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maybe yr gay. nah seriously, i know this fucking gorgeous chick, i mean like one of the top 5 hottest women i've ever seen in my life, and i would totally stab her guts! about 4 months ago we were in a pool skinny dipping and we started making out... but i just couldn't bring it upon my self to "tickle her innards". i guess she's just one of those chicks that's "too hot", like you can't touch her cuz she's on a pedestool or some shit. i kick myself damn near everyday for not doing it. now she thinks i don't like her and we hardly ever talk anymore. eh, fuck it, she lives in a different state anyways.
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dude, come on...making out while naked and in water...you shouldve gone for it
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i find that i dont want to have sex with "cute" girls
i put cute and sexy next to each other, so they are the same level and i prefer a cute girl my last girlfriend was a sexy girl and she was damn damn fine, and we banged like rabbits..if i was shallow id still be with her but my girlfriend at the moment is cute..and i just dont feel like sexing a cute girl..not even pre sex stuff..we just do heavy making out..
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i had some people over, got wasted, and we painted some really neat stuff on the walls of my studio
fun night overall i met a really cute girl she's a folk singer got beautiful wavy hair and a beautiful voice we recorded some tunes she's amazing |
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she's spending the night so she can record in the morning
something about how her voice sounds a lot better right after she wakes up what a weird girl. |
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isn't it fucking cool to know someone who's really into what they are into? another weirdo pay attention to the shit she says there. there's a reason why she's good. try it. |
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this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours
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how is it gay? that's hetero lust. anyway, watch your kidneys tonight & enjoy the morning im out |
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hah, even i had something to do.
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i ended up doing something, tool |
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Sometimes I think that I love you, but I know it's only lust...
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That's human nature, I think. I've been going out with my girl for nearing 3 years now and fucking is not a priority anymore. Sex is a very lustful thing for me, it's like a new bike, you want to ride it and shine it all the time but then after a while that excitement wears off but yet you have a far deeper respect for your bike. I see the notion of screwing other girls exciting (I wouldn't) - like I could have sex with a million girls but not want to spend quiet times with any one of them, unlike my girlfriend. I guess the excitement has worn off for you, which is indeed inevitable, as unfortunate as that may be.
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i fall in love every 5 minutes... anytime i see a girl i think is attractive. i think i mistake lust for love. maybe that's why my marriage failed?
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fuck it, crypto is (was?) alone and feels like shit and he still manages to meet interesting girls.
when i get my million bucks. "oooh baby, ooh-eeh, ooh baby, ooh-eeh, my million dollar bash!" |
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i understand what your saying..but i think it would only apply to me if me and my girlfriend have had sex..we havnt...like i said..im just not keen for some reason. ![]()
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My Friday turned out to be less than awesome. Looking forward to tonight. Sposta ta get sum acid laterz
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Man, I miss being in high school on acid.
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